Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> U -> Usher

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Usher that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 82 misheard song lyrics for Usher on amIright currently.

There are also Usher misheard lyrics stories also available.

"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even I miss my groove shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I may bruise you
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every bra will miss my boobs too.
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get my shoulder back.
Original Lyrics:
Get my shorty back.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a virgin 'til you return.
Original Lyrics:
I'm-a be burnin' 'til you return.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man I don't know what I'm gonna do, Winnie the Pooh
Original Lyrics:
Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do without my boo
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body ain't jumpin' like it used to.
Original Lyrics:
The party ain't jumpin' like it used to.
"Caught Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it was so tight
Be lookin' for renegade time in a flashlight.
Original Lyrics:
Her body was so tight
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
"Caught Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Booty was so right
I'm checkin' and askin' in the daytime with a flashlight.
Original Lyrics:
Her body was so tight
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
"Caught Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Same old scum
Original Lyrics:
Same old song
"Confessions Part 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man I'm grown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta keep part 2 of my confessions.
Original Lyrics:
Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions.
"Confessions Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My chick on the side says she got blood on her face.
Original Lyrics:
My chick on the side says she got one on the way.
"Confessions Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White, hairy babies, y'all scare me.
Original Lyrics:
One second, baby, please hear me.
"Confessions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke the phone in the hall.
Original Lyrics:
Damn near cried when I got that phone call.
"Confessions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mailman cried when I got the phone call.
Original Lyrics:
Damn near cried when I got that phone call.
"DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is a movie and you just Tebow.
Original Lyrics:
My life is a movie and you just TiVo.
"DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ Curtis falling in love again
Original Lyrics:
DJ got us falling in love again
"Dj Got Us Fallin' in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause baby tonight, DJ guy is falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, DJ guy is falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life,
Don got you right,
'Cause baby tonight, DJ guy is falling in love again
Original Lyrics:
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
"Dj Got Us Fallin' in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Usher, Usher, yummy.
Original Lyrics:
Usher, Usher, Yeah man.
"I Don't Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me girl I don't like sex for fun.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me girl I don't do sex for fun.
"I Don't Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The club will be full of gays
Original Lyrics:
The club will be full of game
"I Heard A Rumour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a rumour your girl was me.
Original Lyrics:
I heard a rumour your girl wants me.
"Let It Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know that it's over
Your poodle is cute!
Original Lyrics:
But you know that it's over,
We knew it was through.
"More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, I'm an animal, I'm that mustard in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beast, I'm an animal, I'm the monster in the mirror
"Moving Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know sorry's just wouldn't do it
My heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through
But it's like Brokeback mountain.
It's like Brokeback mountain, hey
Original Lyrics:
I know sorry's just wouldn't do it
Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through
Got to move this mountain
It's like moving mountains, hey
"My Boo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were a mite.
Original Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were mine.
"My Boo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were nine.
Original Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were mine.
"My Boo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only way we know how to f****.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only way we know how to rock.
"My Boo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My boobs
Original Lyrics:
My boo
"Pop Ya Collar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop ya clooar,
don't wear a sweatshirt
Original Lyrics:
Pop ya collar,
don't let 'em sweat cha
"Pop Ya Collar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop ya collar, don't wear a sweatshirt
Original Lyrics:
Pop ya collar, don't let 'em sweat cha
"Slowjam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe I've got a toe jam
Lick it, tastes sweet.
Original Lyrics:
Play another slow jam
This time, make it sweet.
"Twork It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a coco sexy
Original Lyrics:
Make it cold cold sexy
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna be your ride tonight
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna be alright tonight
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's OK girl
'Cause I'm-a be a bride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's OK girl
'cause I'm-a be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's OK girl
Osama Bin Laden tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's O.K girl
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be your ride tonight
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be alright tonight
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be a bride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna all right tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be your ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be all right tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't hafta call
It's okay girl 'cuz I'm a freakin' rider.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
It's ok girl 'cuz I'm a be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call, it's ok boy
I got your brother's number last night.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have call, it's OK girl
'Cause I'm gonna be all right tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I don't need a ride tonight.
or
You don't have to call
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I'm-a be a ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay, girl
I'm gonna be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay, girl
Cuz I'ma be alright tonight
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay,girl
cuz I'ma be a ride tonight
"U Don't Have To Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to walk
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be your ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers and cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards, and candy
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers, cotton-candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hours (of) cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards, and candy
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really don't adore you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I really adore you.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cotton candy.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unfortunate to have you girl
Original Lyrics:
Said I'm fortunate to have you girl
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been there and done it all around.
Original Lyrics:
I've been there and done it, humped around.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been there and done it up the brown.
Original Lyrics:
I've been there and done it, humped around.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were cotton candy
I'd do it just because I'm forutunate
Original Lyrics:
Flowers cards and candy
I'd do it just cause I'm fourtunate
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the money for a car
you can have it all
if I were cotton candy
I'd do just because I'm fortunate
Original Lyrics:
Like the money for a car
you can have it all
Flowers, cards, and candy
I'd do just because I'm fortunate
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send a money order just like me.
Original Lyrics:
Every one of y'all are just like me.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was cotton candy.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy.
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you runnin from
Original Lyrics:
When your on the phone
"U Got It Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've found somebody who makes you change your ways
like eating witchy-poo.
Original Lyrics:
You found somebody who makes you change your ways
like hanging with your crew.
"U Got it Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U got a, U got a bag
Original Lyrics:
U got it, U got it bad
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See I face the weather
I can't look at you
Original Lyrics:
See her face whenever I
I look, at you
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why I can't just sit with you.
Original Lyrics:
This is why I just can't get with you.
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a curl that I once grew
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
See a fish whenever I, I look at you.
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I would screw.
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
"U-Turn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's calling you a turd.
Original Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's called the U-Turn.
"Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby You shine up the ball
Original Lyrics:
Baby you show love to pa
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if my girl come
You better best stay off me.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl
Used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the white girls - they do their best to hold me!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if my girl knew, it'd be best to hold me!
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every white girl used to get up on me.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the game, she was spittin' in my ear
With a bite itchin' on me.
Original Lyrics:
From the game, she was spittin' in my ear
You would think that she knew me.
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your socom got your topee.
Original Lyrics:
I got so caught up, I forgot she told me.
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Herb and my goose gave their testimonies.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up in the tub with the zombies
Original Lyrics:
Up in the club with the homies
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause on a one-to-ten
She's a certified trannie
And that just ain't me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause on a one-to-ten
She's a certified twenty
And that just ain't me.
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in the tub with my homies
Crying losing my libido
Kiefer down on the low key
He started to cheer
Sophie was checking out for me
Running angst, sun and hate
You think that she know me.
Original Lyrics:
Up in the club with my homies
Trying to get a little VI
Keep it down on the low key
'Cuz u know how it is (hey!)
I saw this shorty
She was checkin' up on me
From the game, she was spittin' in ear
You would think that she knew me.
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they ain't cuttin'
Then I'll put 'em on birth control.
Original Lyrics:
If they ain't cutting
Then I put 'em on foot patrol.
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'One more dance' and I said
'Yeah, what the heck am I supposed to eat?'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'One more dance' and I said
'Yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?'
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shorty got down low and said come and get me
I got so caught up in the cacciatore.
Original Lyrics:
Shorty got down low and said come and get me
I got so caught up I forgot she told me.
"Yeah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shorty, get down
Sinky, come and get me.
Original Lyrics:
Shorty, got down low
And said, 'Come and get me'.
"You Make Me Wanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U make me wanna be the one
and we can start a new relationship.
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna leave the one
I'm with and start a new relationship
The title of this song starts with the word "You", not the letter U.
"You Make Me Wanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U make me wanna be the one with you.
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with

Other Misheard Artists

Bands:#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - (Search)
Corrections

Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
How difficult is this artist to understand: 
How much do you like this artist: 
How funny are these misheard lyrics: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.

Voting Results

 
Understanding: 1.9
Liked: 4.6
Funny: 2.7

Total Votes: 145