Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> U -> Usher
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"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even I miss my groove shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I may bruise you
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every bra will miss my boobs too.
Original Lyrics:
Even though this might bruise you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get my shoulder back.
Original Lyrics:
Get my shorty back.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a virgin 'til you return.
Original Lyrics:
I'm-a be burnin' 'til you return.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body ain't jumpin' like it used to.
Original Lyrics:
The party ain't jumpin' like it used to.
"Caught Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it was so tight
Be lookin' for renegade time in a flashlight.
Be lookin' for renegade time in a flashlight.
Original Lyrics:
Her body was so tight
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
"Caught Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Booty was so right
I'm checkin' and askin' in the daytime with a flashlight.
I'm checkin' and askin' in the daytime with a flashlight.
Original Lyrics:
Her body was so tight
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
I'm lookin' for her in the daytime with a flashlight.
"Caught Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same old s***
Original Lyrics:
Same old song
"Confessions Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man I'm grown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta keep part 2 of my confessions.
I guess I gotta keep part 2 of my confessions.
Original Lyrics:
Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions.
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions.
"Confessions Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
My chick on the side says she got blood on her face.
Original Lyrics:
My chick on the side says she got one on the way.
"Confessions Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
White, hairy babies, y'all scare me.
Original Lyrics:
One second, baby, please hear me.
"Confessions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke the phone in the hall.
Original Lyrics:
Damn near cried when I got that phone call.
"Confessions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mailman cried when I got the phone call.
Original Lyrics:
Damn near cried when I got that phone call.
"I Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me girl I don't like sex for fun.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me girl I don't do sex for fun.
"I Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club will be full of gays
Original Lyrics:
The club will be full of game
"I Heard A Rumour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a rumour your girl was me.
Original Lyrics:
I heard a rumour your girl wants me.
"My Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were a mite.
You were a mite.
Original Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were mine.
You were mine.
"My Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were nine.
You were nine.
Original Lyrics:
It started when we were younger
You were mine.
You were mine.
"My Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only way we know how to f****.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only way we know how to rock.
"My Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My boobs
Original Lyrics:
My boo
"Pop Ya Collar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop ya clooar,
don't wear a sweatshirt
don't wear a sweatshirt
Original Lyrics:
Pop ya collar,
don't let 'em sweat cha
don't let 'em sweat cha
"Pop Ya Collar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop ya collar, don't wear a sweatshirt
Original Lyrics:
Pop ya collar, don't let 'em sweat cha
"Slowjam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe I've got a toe jam
Lick it, tastes sweet.
Lick it, tastes sweet.
Original Lyrics:
Play another slow jam
This time, make it sweet.
This time, make it sweet.
"Twork It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a coco sexy
Original Lyrics:
Make it cold cold sexy
"U Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's OK girl
Osama Bin Laden tonight.
Osama Bin Laden tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's O.K girl
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be a bride tonight.
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be a bride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna all right tonight.
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna all right tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be your ride tonight.
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be your ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be all right tonight.
It's okay girl
'Cuz I'm gonna be all right tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I don't need a ride tonight.
or
You don't have to call
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I'm-a be a ride tonight.
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I don't need a ride tonight.
or
You don't have to call
It's okay, girl
'Cuz I'm-a be a ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay, girl
I'm gonna be alright tonight.
It's okay, girl
I'm gonna be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to walk
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be your ride tonight.
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be your ride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
It's o.k., girl
'Cause I'm gon' be alright tonight.
"U Don't Have To"
Misheard Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be your ride tonight
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be your ride tonight
Original Lyrics:
U don't have to call
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be alright tonight
It's okay girl
'Cause I'm gonna be alright tonight
"U Dont Gotta Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call, it's ok boy
I got your brother's number last night.
I got your brother's number last night.
Original Lyrics:
You don't gotta call, it's ok girl
'Cause I'm gonna be all right tonight.
'Cause I'm gonna be all right tonight.
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers, cotton-candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards, and candy
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really don't adore you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I really adore you.
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cotton candy!
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unfortunate to have you girl
Original Lyrics:
Said I'm fortunate to have you girl
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been there and done it all around.
Original Lyrics:
I've been there and done it, humped around.
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been there and done it up the brown.
Original Lyrics:
I've been there and done it, humped around.
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were cotton candy
I'd do it just because I'm forutunate
I'd do it just because I'm forutunate
Original Lyrics:
Flowers cards and candy
I'd do it just cause I'm fourtunate
I'd do it just cause I'm fourtunate
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the money for a car
you can have it all
if I were cotton candy
I'd do just because I'm fortunate
you can have it all
if I were cotton candy
I'd do just because I'm fortunate
Original Lyrics:
Like the money for a car
you can have it all
Flowers cards & candy
I'd do just because I'm fourtunate
you can have it all
Flowers cards & candy
I'd do just because I'm fourtunate
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was cotton candy.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards and candy.
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you runnin from
Original Lyrics:
When your on the phone
"U Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've found somebody who makes you change your ways
like eating witchy-poo.
like eating witchy-poo.
Original Lyrics:
You found somebody who makes you change your ways
like hanging with your crew.
like hanging with your crew.
"U Make Me Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
U make me wanna be the one
and we can start a new relationship.
and we can start a new relationship.
Original Lyrics:
U make me wanna leave the one
I'm with and start a new relationship
I'm with and start a new relationship
"U Make Me Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
U make me wanna be the one with you.
Original Lyrics:
U make me wanna leave the one I'm with (to).
"U Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
See a fish whenever I, I look at you.
See a fish whenever I, I look at you.
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
"U Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I would screw.
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew.
"U- Turn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's calling you a turd.
Original Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's called the U-Turn.
"Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby You shine up the ball
Original Lyrics:
Baby you show love to pa
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if my girl come
You better best stay off me.
You better best stay off me.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl
Used to be the best of homies.
Used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every white girl used to get up on me.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the game, she was spittin' in my ear
With a bite itchin' on me.
With a bite itchin' on me.
Original Lyrics:
From the game, she was spittin' in my ear
You would think that she knew me.
You would think that she knew me.
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your socom got your topee.
Original Lyrics:
I got so caught up, I forgot she told me.
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herb and my goose gave their testimonies.
Original Lyrics:
Her and my girl used to be the best of homies.
"Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up in the tub with the zombies
Original Lyrics:
Up in the club with the homies
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause on a one-to-ten
She's a certified trannie
And that just ain't me.
She's a certified trannie
And that just ain't me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause on a one-to-ten
She's a certified twenty
And that just ain't me.
She's a certified twenty
And that just ain't me.
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in the tub with my homies
Crying losing my libido
Kiefer down on the low key
He started to cheer
Sophie was checking out for me
Running angst, sun and hate
You think that she know me.
Crying losing my libido
Kiefer down on the low key
He started to cheer
Sophie was checking out for me
Running angst, sun and hate
You think that she know me.
Original Lyrics:
Up in the club with my homies
Trying to get a little VI
Keep it down on the low key
'Cuz u know how it is (hey!)
I saw this shorty
She was checkin' up on me
From the game, she was spittin' in ear
You would think that she knew me.
Trying to get a little VI
Keep it down on the low key
'Cuz u know how it is (hey!)
I saw this shorty
She was checkin' up on me
From the game, she was spittin' in ear
You would think that she knew me.
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they ain't cuttin'
Then I'll put 'em on birth control.
Then I'll put 'em on birth control.
Original Lyrics:
If they ain't cutting
Then I put 'em on foot patrol.
Then I put 'em on foot patrol.
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'One more dance' and I said
'Yeah, what the h*** am I supposed to eat?'
'Yeah, what the h*** am I supposed to eat?'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'One more dance' and I said
'Yeah, how the h*** am I supposed to leave?'
'Yeah, how the h*** am I supposed to leave?'
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shorty got down low and said come and get me
I got so caught up in the cacciatore.
I got so caught up in the cacciatore.
Original Lyrics:
Shorty got down low and said come and get me
I got so caught up I forgot she told me.
I got so caught up I forgot she told me.
"Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shorty, get down
Sinky, come and get me.
Sinky, come and get me.
Original Lyrics:
Shorty, got down low
And said, 'Come and get me'.
And said, 'Come and get me'.
"You Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna be your ride tonight
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna be alright tonight
"You Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's ok girl
'Cause I'm-a be a bride tonight.
'Cause I'm-a be a bride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's ok girl
'cause I'm-a be alright tonight.
'cause I'm-a be alright tonight.
"You Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay, girl
Cuz I'ma be alright tonight
it's okay, girl
Cuz I'ma be alright tonight
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay,girl
cuz I'ma be a ride tonight
it's okay,girl
cuz I'ma be a ride tonight
"You Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't havta call
It's okay girl 'cuz I'm a freakin' rider.
It's okay girl 'cuz I'm a freakin' rider.
Original Lyrics:
You don't havta call
It's ok girl 'cuz I'm a be alright tonight.
It's ok girl 'cuz I'm a be alright tonight.
"You Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers, cotton candy
Original Lyrics:
Flowers, cards, and candy
"You Got It Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send a money order just like me.
Original Lyrics:
Every one of 'yall are just like me.
"You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
See I face the weather
I can't look at you
I can't look at you
Original Lyrics:
See her face whenever I
I look, at you
I look, at you
"You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why I can't just sit with you.
Original Lyrics:
This is why I just can't get with you.
"You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of a curl that I once grew
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of a girl that I once knew
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Confessions album at Amazon.com
My Way album at Amazon.com
8701 album at Amazon.com
Confessions album at Amazon.com
Yeah album at Amazon.com
Usher album at Amazon.com
