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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Type O Negative that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Type O Negative on amIright currently.

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"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, blood, blood, blood no more war.
Original Lyrics:
Black, black, black, black no.1
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, blood, blood, blood no more war
Original Lyrics:
Black, black, black, black no. 1
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dynomi-ite!
Original Lyrics:
Dye 'em black!
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, Lily Marshall ain't got nothing on you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, Lily Munster ain't got nothing on you.
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a canine speedlight with nose for it, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a date at midnight with Nosferatu.
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a date at midnight, with nose for a tooth
Original Lyrics:
She's got a date at midnight with nosferatu
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with herself.
She likes the duck
On her milk white neck.
The devils mock
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with herself.
She likes the dark
On her milk white neck.
The Devil's mark.
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Work, work, work, work run for home.
Original Lyrics:
Black, black, black, black no.1
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out 'cause your boobs are showing
I don't mind.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
Dye 'em black.
"Black No. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't go out 'cause your boobs are showin'
A neurotic funeral for which she is dressed.
Original Lyrics:
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
An erotic funeral for which she is dressed.
"Black No.1"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't go out cuase your boobs are showin'
Original Lyrics:
You can't go out cause your roots are showin'
"Black Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, blood, blood blood number one
Original Lyrics:
Black black black black number one
"Black Sabbath"
Misheard Lyrics:
A virgin loves Snow White purity.
Original Lyrics:
A virgin, of snow-white purity.
"Blood and Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll have that beer now
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone
"Can't Lose You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloodspot.... Sunspot
Original Lyrics:
I hurt myself....I punish myself.
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cross, a pond, the bedroom wall
Frontways, she will fall
Original Lyrics:
A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace, she will fall.
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, Christ!
Original Lyrics:
Body of Christ
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese is right, cook that cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ looks like me.
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopelessly stained
Original Lyrics:
Corpus Christi
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course, she's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Corpus Christi
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs
her pussy shaved
Original Lyrics:
She needs
Corpus Christi
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs cold frosty shakes
Original Lyrics:
She needs Corpus Cristi
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs-- what was his name?
Original Lyrics:
She needs--corpus christi
"Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs
Party of Five.
Original Lyrics:
She needs
The body of Christ
It appears the lyrics quoted here as being the *correct* ones are wrong - I looked it up on several lyric sites just to be sure. Here's one: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/type-o-negative/141202.html [Ed.'s note: Some versions do say "Corpus Christi".]
"Cinnamon Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Changing the sexsheets, I face with my nose
Original Lyrics:
Drummer relaxes and waits between shows
or
Ten silver saxes, a place with a bow
"Cinnamon Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten silver saxes, a place with a bow
Original Lyrics:
Ten silver saxes, a bass with a bow
"Cinnamon Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten silver saxons
A place without woe
The llama relaxes
Wasted we chose
Original Lyrics:
Ten silver saxes
A bass with a bow
The drummer relaxes
Waits between shows
"Gravitational Constant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a firebomb.
Original Lyrics:
Unjustifiable
"Gravity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pete, you s***. What I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
Into someone I don't know.
"Green Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beforsted glass of the shapone
Have my lips turned blue-purple?
Original Lyrics:
Befrosted paths of the unknown
Have my lips turned true purple?
"Green Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the cleaner man
Original Lyrics:
I'm the green man
"IYDKMIGTHTKY (Gimme That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here relax, here relax, here relax, here relax
ReeeLAX, here relax
It's you who kill me
I'm not allowed to kill you.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that
Grrrr, gimme that
If you don't kill me
I'm gonna have to kill you.
"It's Never Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flock my paws.
Original Lyrics:
F*** you, God.
"Life Is Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pentacle of Mangola
Original Lyrics:
Doctors Jeckyll or Mangele
"Love You To Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beast of Sodomy is gonna get ya.
Original Lyrics:
The beast inside of me is gonna get ya, yea.
"Love You To Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Pete Steele sodomy is gonna getcha, getcha yea.
Original Lyrics:
The beast inside of me is gonna get ya, yea.
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleep bleep bleep, a herd of sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Her and me an her and she and me.
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In our meat triangle
Bojangles!! (Wow!)
Original Lyrics:
In our meat triangle
All tangled!! (Wow!)
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my kind of Jew.
Original Lyrics:
She's my girl, too.
"Nettie"
Misheard Lyrics:
This red hooker 1922
Weeping silently for the train to follow.
Original Lyrics:
Miss Red Hook of 1922
Weeping silently for the pain of others.
"Nettie"
Misheard Lyrics:
True
I am the son of any Jew.
Original Lyrics:
True
I am the son of an angel.
"Pyretta Blaze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pirates have blades.
Original Lyrics:
Pyretta Blaze
"The Glorious Liberation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight, save, praise, freedom
Original Lyrics:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier
"The Glorious Liberation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fright, girls, pies, penis
Original Lyrics:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier
"Too Late: Frozen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late, too late
Too late for the father Jesus, ah.
Original Lyrics:
Too late, too late
Too late for apologies, ah.
"Too Late: Frozen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late
Too late
Too late for polar cheese
Dah!
Original Lyrics:
Too late
Too late
Too late for apologies
Ah!
"Too Late:frozen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toothpick...toothpick...toothpick for apologies...ah
Original Lyrics:
Too late... too late...too late for apologies...ah
"White Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One lost mind, so vacant
Original Lyrics:
I've lost myself again

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