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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shania Twain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not really
Original Lyrics:
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not hittin' for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not in Nickoli
Original Lyrics:
Not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not ready for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My device is down
Can I buy you a round?
Original Lyrics:
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not grilling
Original Lyrics:
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not kidding alone
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he gonna be a star?
Original Lyrics:
He says "Come be a star..."
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now every woman says
With every breaded place
That there's a pair of flyin' eyes
Instead of keys
Original Lyrics:
Now every woman sees
With every "pretty please"
There's a pair of lyin' eyes
And a set of keys
"(If You’re Not In It for Love) I’m Outta Here!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe if I sit down
Original Lyrics:
Mind if I sit down?
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen amen amen
Original Lyrics:
Any man any man any man
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any ham of mine
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
"Any Man of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And any man who knows
How the story goes
Original Lyrics:
I need a man who knows
How the story goes
"Any Man of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a big payday
Original Lyrics:
I had a bad hair day
"Any Man of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a man in mind
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing, Ow
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them.
Blue tears give me freedom, Now
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys,
I don't need 'em
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes,
I don't need 'em
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue jeans give me freedom
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need 'em.
Blue tears give me freedom
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em
Blue jeans, give me three of them.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Come On Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Noah Come on, Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Come on over Come on in
"Come On Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Noah.
Original Lyrics:
Come on over.
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be Cupid
You know I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
You know I love you.
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a turd
Original Lyrics:
Don't be absurd
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't break out until you know the facts
Original Lyrics:
Don't freak out until you know the facts
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you sue me, you're my baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid, you're my baby
Shania sings "Don't be stupid" clearly for most of the song, but there is one instance towards the end of the song where I misheard it as "Don't you sue me".
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man about you
Original Lyrics:
I'm mad about you
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me something
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You even get suspicious when I'm being late
Original Lyrics:
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so complicated to have on my shoulder when I read my mail
Original Lyrics:
You're so complicated, you hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so complicated, with your hand on my shoulder when I read my mail
Original Lyrics:
You're so complicated, you hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so constipated
Original Lyrics:
You're so complicated
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on drugs
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on trust.
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on trust.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go down.
Original Lyrics:
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go now.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
Original Lyrics:
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will be together on the holidays.
Original Lyrics:
We will be together all of our days.
"Forever and for Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating you forever and for always (on repeat)
Original Lyrics:
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my brains, enough's enough
Original Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
In the original album version, the person who sings this line is Bryan White, who provided the guest vocal in this version, but in the single version, it's Shania Twain herself.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black society is where I belong.
Original Lyrics:
Right beside you is where I belong.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this moment, aww
Original Lyrics:
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this momentum
Original Lyrics:
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this morning, I have been there
Original Lyrics:
From this moment, I have been blessed
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High society is where I belong
Original Lyrics:
Right beside you is where I belong
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will love few
Original Lyrics:
I will love you
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will love you with every beat of my harsh.
Original Lyrics:
I will love you with every beat of my heart.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I take a whiff
Original Lyrics:
As long as I live
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I will never be a fart.
Original Lyrics:
You and I will never be apart.
"God Bless the Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll blame you
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah
"Home Ain't Where His Heart Is Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was another road we were afraid to take
Original Lyrics:
There was not a road we were afraid to take
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home and I eat fried rice
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I realized I forgot my skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I realized I forgot my purse.
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was late for work at the Boscov's Mart
Original Lyrics:
I was late for work and the boss got smart
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than peein' a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse, that'll be a mess
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This couldn't be worse than being a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"Honey, I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit it!
Original Lyrics:
Fiddles!
This is spoken at the beginning of the song before the fiddles break in.
"Honey, I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home, I had a heartache
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home, and I had a hard day
"Honey, I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than PBS
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"Honey, I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than UPS
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
Original Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's afflicted, a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
He's afflicted, addicted.
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate no critter
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no quitter
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I'm psycho, you'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I say go, you'll never say no.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha till I gotcha inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, as a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of thought!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact!
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter, a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only into resting if I can have you for life.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only into wrestling if I can have you for life.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in love.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in low.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be burn
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha insight
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find the tower
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I watched the video and I am sure this is what Shania says.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no need to be in love
When you find it somewhere
Original Lyrics:
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no need to be in love
When you're fine this summer
Original Lyrics:
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can bet your Valentine you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can betcha by a dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some a**.
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real steak.
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a real fine piece of meat
And I'm gonna get me some man!
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land!
"I'm Jealous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were in the room
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
"I'm Jealous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could get you up.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her, ask.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch, her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch, harass!
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme letcha enema secret
Original Lyrics:
Lemme letcha in on a secret
"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with a slow song.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with your socks on.
"Is There Life After Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, I finger you.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, I think of you.
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on drugs
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on trust
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only hurts when I pee.
Original Lyrics:
It only hurts when I breathe.
"Juanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name's Lolita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
Original Lyrics:
Her name's Juanita.
"Juanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Juanita will untame your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita will unchain your heart.
"Ka-Ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of Mayan things.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of money and things.
"Ka-Ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take me to the liquor store.
Original Lyrics:
So take me to the nearest store.
"Ka-ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of Mayan things.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of money and things.
"Life's About to Get Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad girl
Original Lyrics:
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad bird
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calvin Dunnan
Original Lyrics:
Gone and done it
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crackin' ten.
Original Lyrics:
I was quite content.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And ooh in every style
Original Lyrics:
And doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a wallet, you and Ned are in style
Original Lyrics:
Really go wild, yeah, doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, play Double Dare
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
Double Dare is the name of a game show on Nickelodeon (it can also refer to the same-named game show with a completely different format aired on CBS in the 1970s).
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb in my hair
Durin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Combin' my hair, doin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Combing my hair
Doing a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my hand, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my hair, do what I dare
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on-a here, you and a bear.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head!
Do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head!
Doin' a dip!
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair!
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, doin' the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head
Do one of them.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coverin' my hair
Doin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing Ed in style
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way I feel
Original Lyrics:
To feel the way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget I'm lazy.
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
We'll get him a lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Well give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gum on my head, do it again, oh, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare, oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum in my hair; do it, I dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum on my hair, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna ask the little people there.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna act politically correct.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna ask
What little people wreck
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna act
Politically correct
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet I'm a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man church of hurts
or
Man church off skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a Womble
Original Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a one.
Original Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a Walkman.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy I'm a woman
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men in shirts, short skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men in short short skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men s***, me s***
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Cover my head
And do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Color my hair
Do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about having supper
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're totally crazy, well give 'em a lady!
Man, shirt, short, skirt
Oh, oh, oh, a really a while yeah, you and Ned in style
Oh, oh, oh, give me the action, give me attraction
Comb my hair, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady!
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To look provocative to have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Totally crazy, forgettable lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been lovin' Scott
Original Lyrics:
Doin' it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle little stop
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is do karate and have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Go-Gurt
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, girls
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, doing a damn
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho ho ho
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a moron
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have little buns
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I'll be
Original Lyrics:
The way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To do karate and have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna make some nights, really race my boys
Original Lyrics:
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're totally crazy
But give him a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, give 'em a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"No One Needs To Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
"No One Needs To Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little baby we call Leroy
Original Lyrics:
A little Benji we call Leroy
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But boy, have I been hit by you, kid
Original Lyrics:
But boy, have I been hit by Cupid
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell him Sunday, Subway, somehow
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow
"Rock This Country!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a really good cycle
Original Lyrics:
Gotta really go psycho
"Rock This Country!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this cartridge!
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this country!
"Rock This Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Man, I sold a Mississippi, too.
Original Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Minnesota, Mississippi, too.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A rheumatologist
Original Lyrics:
A romance novelist
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
Original Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"She’s Not Just a Pretty Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is belated
Original Lyrics:
She is your waitress
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should go out of place
Original Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should fall out of place
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel for your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel, all your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in that extra hotel, you keep your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon isle
Original Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you got beaned right down to the arc.
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're not getting right down to my heart
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to a mile
Original Lyrics:
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an R
Original Lyrics:
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbonite
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cargo knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carp at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knight
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
(as in rooster, of course)
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your coffee night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop good night
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your pocket knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kissed your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you sleep with your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you're cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't breast-feed much.
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're so damn special
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're something special
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' new.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa you think you're somethin' else.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your head out of a locket
Original Lyrics:
...in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me a woman in the middle of the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the mirror all night.
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the books, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the books
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the brakes, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the brains, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the rooks, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got them boobs
Original Lyrics:
You got the moves
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be Dopey, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be a chauffer, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be choking, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be frozen, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must beat your wife
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're a fool, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a making love engine on an overhaul
Original Lyrics:
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a making-love original know-it-all
Original Lyrics:
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're one of those guys that likes a sound machine
Original Lyrics:
You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine
"That Don’t Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you’re Brad Garrett
Original Lyrics:
So you’re Brad Pitt
"The Woman In Me (needs The Man In You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I win when I choose And I can't stand Toulouse
Original Lyrics:
But I win when I choose And I can't stand to lose
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when will I choose?
Original Lyrics:
But I win when I choose
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when will I juice?
Original Lyrics:
But I win when I choose
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody took somebody's boots.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's hurt, somebody's blue.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could go up here.
Original Lyrics:
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow up here.
Original Lyrics:
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some plain and simple a**
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as...
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some thin and simple hats
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as...
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some very simple a**
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some very simple acts
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** at me to fill up on gas
Original Lyrics:
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I only throw up, up
Original Lyrics:
I only go up, up
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and today.
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and a day.
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a kite in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it the moonlight?
Was it the starlight up above?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the moonlight
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs fed have your boobs fed and honored
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs in, have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boose day, happy boose day to ya'.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots baby, have your boots, baby thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots pet, have your boots petted under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Booze bed, booze bed lumber
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ew, babe have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoots babe, have your boots down under
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you walking along Lake Louise.
Original Lyrics:
And I've seen you walking with Long Legs Louise
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen you out with Frida
Original Lyrics:
I've seen you around with Rita
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen you out with the reader
or
I've seen you around with the reader
Original Lyrics:
I've seen you around with Rita
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Tuesday, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Editor's Note: The correct title of this song is "WHOSE Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", not "Who's." "Who's" is the contraction for "who is" or "who has."
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh babe, have your boots been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try the operetta
Original Lyrics:
Try the operator
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'Have your boobs been on her?'
or
Who said, 'Have your boobs been under?'
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'cause your boots said.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's bay, happy boose bay; 'n' under!
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's dead when your boobs go under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed did you goose-step under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your books been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs fed, have boobs fed and honored
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucille, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"You Win My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make deodorant
Original Lyrics:
You make my motor run
"You Win My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You win my love, yeah you run my world
Original Lyrics:
You win my love, yeah you're number one
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that the weather?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just look at the swollen arm
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just look at the swollen nun
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, master bater!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' better.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at a scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the scolded Nun
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look how far we've come now, David.
Original Lyrics:
Look how far we've come, my baby.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like I ate it
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we mated.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama took the long way.
Original Lyrics:
We might've took the long way.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'I'm gay, they'll never make it'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I'll bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'In our bed, we'll never make it'.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Oy vey, they'll never make it'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never make it,
but just look at the scolded nun
Original Lyrics:
You'll never make it,
but just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the I'd p**s good-night.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I'd kiss goodnight.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the woman I love.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one that I love.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your still the one, I want four eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I want for life.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better
We'd be the odds together
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better
We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that feel better?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just look at us scoldin' 'em
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holdin' on
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the scalded gnome
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the sordid nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother took the wrong way
Original Lyrics:
We might have took the long way
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We beat the Oz together
Original Lyrics:
We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We knew we'd get there Sunday
Original Lyrics:
We knew we'd get there someday
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the one I want to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want around
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the one-eyed kiss goodnight
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I kiss goodnight
"You've Got a Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta wait and see
Original Lyrics:
You've got a way it seems
"You've Got a Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a way at Sears
Original Lyrics:
You've got a way it seems

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