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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> Shania Twain

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shania Twain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 229 misheard song lyrics for Shania Twain on amIright currently.

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"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not hittin' for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's afflicted, a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
He's afflicted, addicted.
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen amen amen
Original Lyrics:
Any man any man any man
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any ham of mine
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine
"Any Man Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing, Ow
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them.
Blue tears give me freedom, Now
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys,
I don't need 'em
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes,
I don't need 'em
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't nee 'em
Blue jeans, give me three a them.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue Jeans give me freedom
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need 'em.
Blue Tears give me freedom
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em.
"Come On Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Noah.
Original Lyrics:
Come on over.
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be Cupid
You know I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
You know I love you.
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a turd
Original Lyrics:
Don't be absurd
"Don't Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man about you
Original Lyrics:
I'm mad about you
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on drugs
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on trust.
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on trust.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go down.
Original Lyrics:
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go now.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
Original Lyrics:
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will be together on the holidays.
Original Lyrics:
We will be together all of our days.
"Forever and for Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating you forever and for always (on repeat)
Original Lyrics:
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my brains, enough's enough
Original Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
In the original album version, the person who sings this line is Bryan White, who provided the guest vocal in this version, but in the single version, it's Shania Twain herself.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black society is where I belong.
Original Lyrics:
Right beside you is where I belong.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this moment, aww
Original Lyrics:
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High society is where I belong
Original Lyrics:
Right beside you is where I belong
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will love few
Original Lyrics:
I will love you
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will love you with every beat of my harsh.
Original Lyrics:
I will love you with every beat of my heart.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I take a whiff
Original Lyrics:
As long as I live
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I will never be a fart.
Original Lyrics:
You and I will never be apart.
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home and I eat fried rice
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I realized I forgot my skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I realized I forgot my purse.
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than peein' a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse, that'll be a mess
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"Honey I'm Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This couldn't be worse than being a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
Original Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I'm psycho, you'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I say go, you'll never say no.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha till I gotcha inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, as a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of thought!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact!
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter, a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only into resting if I can have you for life.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in love.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in low.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be burn
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha insight
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find the tower
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I watched the video and I am sure this is what Shania says.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can bet your Valentine you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can betcha by a dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some a**.
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real steak.
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a real fine piece of meat
And I'm gonna get me some man!
Original Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land!
"I'm Jealous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were in the room
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
"I'm Jealous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could get you up.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye.
"I'm Outta Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
My device is down
Can I buy you a round?
Original Lyrics:
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her, ask.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch, her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch, harass!
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme letcha enema secret
Original Lyrics:
Lemme letcha in on a secret
"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with a slow song.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with your socks on.
"Is There Life After Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, I finger you.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, I think of you.
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on drugs
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on trust
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only hurts when I pee.
Original Lyrics:
It only hurts when I breathe.
"Juanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name's Lolita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
Original Lyrics:
Her name's Juanita.
"Juanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Juanita will untame your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita will unchain your heart.
"Ka-Ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of Mayan things.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of money and things.
"Ka-Ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take me to the liquor store.
Original Lyrics:
So take me to the nearest store.
"Ka-ching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of Mayan things.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of money and things.
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calvin Dunnan
Original Lyrics:
Gone and done it
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crackin' ten.
Original Lyrics:
I was quite content.
"Man I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my hair, do what I dare
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And ooh in every style
Original Lyrics:
And doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a wallet, you and Ned are in style
Original Lyrics:
Really go wild, yeah, doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb in my hair
Durin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Combin' my hair, doin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Combing my hair
Doing a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my hand, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head!
Do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head!
Doin' a dip!
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair,
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head
Do one of them.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coverin' my hair
Doin' a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way I feel
Original Lyrics:
To feel the way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget I'm lazy.
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
We'll get him a lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Well give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gum on my head, do it again, oh, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare, oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum in my hair, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum on my hair, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna ask the little people there.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna act politically correct.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna ask
What little people wreck
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna act
Politically correct
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet I'm a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man church of hurts
or
Man church off skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts-short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a one.
Original Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a Walkman.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy I'm a woman
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men in shirts, short skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men in short short skirts
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men s***, me s***
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Cover my head
And do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Color my hair
Do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about having supper
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To look provocative to have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Totally crazy, forgettable lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been lovin' Scott
Original Lyrics:
Doin' it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing Ed in style
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle little stop
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're totally crazy
But give him a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, give 'em a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"No One Needs To Know Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
"No One Needs To Know Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell him Sunday, Subway, somehow
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow
"Not In It For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not in nickli
Original Lyrics:
Not in it for love
"Rock This Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Man, I sold a Mississippi, too.
Original Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Minnesota, Mississippi, too.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A romatologist
Original Lyrics:
A romance novelist
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
Original Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel for your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel, all your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in that extra hotel, you keep your hair on a locket.
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon isle
Original Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you got beaned right down to the arc.
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're not getting right down to my heart
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't believe you lick your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cargo knife
or
I can't believe you kiss you cock goodnight
or
I can't believe you kiss you cock goodnight
Original Lyrics:
I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cOck at night. (as in rooster, of course)
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbon**e
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbonite
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carp at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knight
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Listen for 'pork pie " in the cars song " who going to drive you home "
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
(as in rooster, of course)
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your coffee night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cop good night
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your pocket knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kissed your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you sleep with your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you're cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't breast-feed much.
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're so damn special
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, you think you're something special
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' new.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa you think you're somethin' else.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your head out of a locket
Original Lyrics:
...in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the mirror all night.
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must beat your wife
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a making love engine on an overhaul
Original Lyrics:
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when will I juice?
or
But when will I choose?
Original Lyrics:
But I win when I choose
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody took somebody's boots.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's hurt, somebody's blue.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could go up here.
Original Lyrics:
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow up here.
Original Lyrics:
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some plain and simple a**
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as...
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some thin and simple hats
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as...
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some very simple a**
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even some very simple acts
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Original Lyrics:
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"Up!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** at me to fill up on gas
Original Lyrics:
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and today.
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and a day.
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a kite in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it the moonlight?
Was it the starlight up above?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the moonlight
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs fed have your boobs fed and honored
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs in, have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boose day, happy boose day to ya'.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots baby, have your boots, baby thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Booze bed, booze bed lumber
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ew, babe have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoots babe, have your boots down under
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you walking along Lake Louise.
Original Lyrics:
And I've seen you walking with Long Legs Louise
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Tuesday, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Editor's Note: The correct title of this song is "WHOSE Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", not "Who's." "Who's" is the contraction for "who is" or "who has."
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh babe, have your boots been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'Have your boobs been on her?'
or
Who said, 'Have your boobs been under?'
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'cause your boots said.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's bay, happy boose bay; 'n' under!
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's dead when your boobs go under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed did you goose-step under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs fed, have boobs fed and honored
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just look at the swollen arm
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just look at the swollen nun
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, master bater!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' better.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at a scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the scolded Nun
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look how far we've come now, David.
Original Lyrics:
Look how far we've come, my baby.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like I ate it
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we mated.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama took the long way.
Original Lyrics:
We might've took the long way.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'I'm gay, they'll never make it'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I'll bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'In our bed, we'll never make it'.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Oy vey, they'll never make it'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never make it,
but just look at the scolded nun
Original Lyrics:
You'll never make it,
but just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the I'd p**s good-night.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I'd kiss goodnight.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the woman I love.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one that I love.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the woman I love.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one that I love.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your still the one, I want four eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I want for life.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the sordid nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We beat the Oz together
Original Lyrics:
We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better We'd be the odds together
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing better We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the one I want to The one that I belong to You're still the one I want around
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one I run to The one that I belong to You're still the one I want for life
"You've Got a Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a way at Sears
Original Lyrics:
You've got a way it seems

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