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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for TV Theme Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for TV Theme Song on amIright currently.

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"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Are you smarter than a piece of paper?
Original Lyrics:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Get a pencil & a piece of paper.
"Days of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sam's through the hourglass
So are the days of hour lights
Original Lyrics:
Like sands through the hourglass
So are the Days of Our Lives
"Family Guy Theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those good old fasioned value that you choose to deny
Original Lyrics:
Where are those good old fashioned values that we used to rely
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff's licking down on the window
Washing the afro grow-oh-ho-ho
Thinking how a doll looks hand me down
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window, watching the asphalt glow,
Thinkin' how it all looks ebbin' tide,
Good time. Keepin' your head above water...
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me that precious smile
Don't mess another living on your crying
We're knowing in the air
The best is rea(dy) that chew begin, uh!
Original Lyrics:
Show me that smile again
Don't waste another minute on your crying
We're nowhere near the end
The best is ready to begin, ooh!
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The luckiest dream as we know we'll quit dreaming.
Original Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming.
"I Married Joan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughing
Ever know when the way is roamed
Original Lyrics:
Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughing
Never know where her brain has flown
"Justice with Judge Mablean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justice with Judge Mablean will be light
Original Lyrics:
Justice with Judge Mablean will be life
Spoken by Judge Mablean Ephriam at the beginning of each episode
"Liv and Maddie (Better in Stereo)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm under the spotlight (Holler!)
How dare you come on and follow
Original Lyrics:
I'm under the spotlight (Holler!)
I dare you, come on and follow
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So walk on your feet. (Walk on your feet)
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet. (Up on your feet)
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yamma-damma-doo!
Original Lyrics:
Yabba-dabba-doo!
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco party in the kitchen.
Beans are burnin' on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"The Peoples Court"
Misheard Lyrics:
In hour four of The People's Court
Original Lyrics:
In our forum, The People's Court
Actually a spoken phrase occurring at the beginning of each episode
"The Verdict with Judge Hatchett"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was not the first one to throw up
or
I was not the first one to throw off
Original Lyrics:
I was not the first one to throw a rock
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's in to let you all
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Pro-fighting is whipped in the tea.
Original Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most effectual
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Wizadora Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wing-a-dora!
Doing friends in a very special way!
You're the one that play an udder way!
Original Lyrics:
We adore her
Doing things in her very special way
You're the one that can play another game!
We adora.

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