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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for TV Theme Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for TV Theme Song on amIright currently.

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"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Are you smarter than a piece of paper?
Original Lyrics:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Get a pencil & a piece of paper.
"Days of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sam's through the hourglass
So are the days of hour lights
Original Lyrics:
Like sands through the hourglass
So are the Days of Our Lives
"Family Guy Theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those good old fasioned value that you choose to deny
Original Lyrics:
Where are those good old fashioned values that we used to rely
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff's licking down on the window
Washing the afro grow-oh-ho-ho
Thinking how a doll looks hand me down
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window, watching the asphalt glow,
Thinkin' how it all looks ebbin' tide,
Good time. Keepin' your head above water...
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just looking out of the window watching the asphalt grow,
Thinking how it all looks heavy now.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"I Married Joan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughing
Ever know when the way is roamed
Original Lyrics:
Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughing
Never know where her brain has flown
"Justice with Judge Mablean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justice with Judge Mablean will be light
Original Lyrics:
Justice with Judge Mablean will be life
Spoken by Judge Mablean Ephriam at the beginning of each episode
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Womp on the beat! (Womp on the beat)
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet. (Up on your feet)
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So walk on your feet. (Walk on your feet)
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet. (Up on your feet)
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil shredder attacks, these turtle farts will come and fight back
Original Lyrics:
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys will cut him no slack
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yamma-damma-doo!
Original Lyrics:
Yabba-dabba-doo!
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco party in the kitchen.
Beans are burnin' on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"The Peoples Court"
Misheard Lyrics:
In hour four of The People's Court
Original Lyrics:
In our forum, The People's Court
Actually a spoken phrase occurring at the beginning of each episode
"The Verdict with Judge Hatchett"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was not the first one to throw up
or
I was not the first one to throw off
Original Lyrics:
I was not the first one to throw a rock
"Wizadora Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wing-a-dora!
Doing friends in a very special way!
You're the one that play an udder way!
Original Lyrics:
We adore her
Doing things in her very special way
You're the one that can play another game!
We adora.

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