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"21 Jump Street"
Don't need permission to the Sidewalk Jubilee.
Don't need permission to decide what you believe.
"Family Guy"
Happy is our family guy.
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us f'ing cry.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Fight! (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme)"
Oh Jason
Oh Jason
Now fight!
We'll take them
We'll take them
Down. Fight!
"Flintstones (Closing Theme)"
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Someday, maybe crackle win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time
We'll have a gale time.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones (Opening Theme)"
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends to meet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone-Age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones Theme"
Someday, they'll be pretzels on the flight.
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones' Theme Song"
That right, they're the family down the street
And the place that we can all just meet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones' Theme Song"
They're a page right out of this story.
They're a page right out of history.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
It's an awful crime.
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island"
The ships had drowned on the shore of bays
On charted desert isle.
The ship set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle.
"Good Times Theme Song"
Any time you need a favor
Any time you meet a payment.
"Good Times"
Hangin' and a-chillin'
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a doorway
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a job line
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Heading in a giant
or
Heading and we're chowing
Hanging in the chow line
"Good Times"
Keepin' your head in the water
or
Keepin' it in oil and water
Keepin' your head above water
"Goodnight, Goodnight (Lawrence Welk Closing Theme)"
And now, 'til we meet again
Oddie oats, or a vowel, all mean the same.
And now, 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"Goodnight, Goodnight (Lawrence Welk Closing Theme)"
And now, 'till we meet again
Adios, au revior, I'll be insane.
And now, 'til we meet again
Adios, au Revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"Jeffersons TV Theme"
We're Movin' on up, Judy's High. She's finally got a piece of my mind
We're movin' on up, to the East Side. We've finally got a piece of the pie
"Jeffersons TV Theme"
We're movin on up, to these skies.
We're movin' on up, to the East Side.
"Kirby"
That's what we do best and end indeed.
That's what we do best at N.M.E.
"Lizzie McGuire"
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out on Wednesday.
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Lizzie McGuire"
We get one step closer each and every day
And we'll figure it out when we're gay.
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Love Is All Around (The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme)"
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can never tell why don't you taste it?
Love is all around, no need to fake it
You can have the town, why don't you take it?
"Love Is All Around (The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme)"
Who can take a nothing break
and suddenly make it all seen worthwhile?
Who can take a nothing day
and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
"Maverick"
Living on Jackson queens.
Living on jacks and queens.
Vincent Terrace says in his *Complete Encyclopedia of Television Programs* that the Maverick brothers 'roam the West in search of rich prey.' The correct lyrics suddenly make a lot of sense when you understand that.
"Maverick"
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, land of hell
Adventures in New Orleans
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, Annabelle
Natchez to New Orleans
"Meet The Flintstones"
Someday, Davey Kreck'll win the fight
Then they'll, they will stay up for the night.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Meet The Flintstones"
They're among historic families.
They're a modern stone-age family.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat. or
Feet don't fry in the kitchen.
Fish don't fry on the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill.
Now were up in the big leagues.
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at last.
Now we're up in the Big League
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And your monitor is mine.
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind.
"One Day At A Time"
So why bother me, (why bother me)?
Somewhere there's music playing.
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Day At A Time"
This is the dip.
This is it.
"One Piece"
Gayo, gayo, oh, ho!
Yah-o, yah-o, uh, oh!
"One Piece"
Gotta go, gotta go.
Yah-yo, yah-yo.
"Robin Hood"
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his bender men.
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men.
"Sonic X"
No double relaxation
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
No talk or relaxation
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
No time for relaxation
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
No top of relaxation
No talk of relaxation
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Catches fleas
Just like flies.
Catches thieves
Just like flies.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Catches thieves
Just likewise
Welcome friends, si senor.
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Spins a web
Any size
Can'tcha see?
Just like eyes.
And
Welcome thing, he's ignored.
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
And
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Welcome him, he's ignored.
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Theme"
Welcome in, he's ignored.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Welcome, friends, he's New York.
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
He lives in a pineapple under the sink.
Who lives in a pineapple head under the deep blue sea?
"Teen Titans"
With their usper powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never meant to be in life delight, Teen Titans!
With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never met a villian that they liked, Teen Titans!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Raphael is cool but crude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Raphael is cool but rude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
"The Adventures Of Pete & Pete"
He's sounding strange
You're looking at the leaking rain.
Hey, smilin' strange
You're looking happily deranged.
"The Busy World of Richard Scarry"
Everything that's something new and you're invited too.
A busy, busy town, it's time to watch the show.
Everyday there's something new and you're invited, too
Come visit Busytown, it's time to watch the show.
"The Jeffersons Theme"
A tin can apartment in the sky
A deluxe apartment in the sky
"The Jeffersons"
It took a whole lot of too-rye-ay
Just to get up that hill.
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"The Jeffersons"
Long sweet lips, a-chewing me, baby.
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"The Jeffersons"
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turnips up.
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"The Jetsons"
Change his life.
Jane, his wife!
"The Jetsons"
Eat more chicken.
Meet George Jetson.
"The King Of Queens"
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensboro Bridge tonight.
"The King Of Queens"
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Borough Bridge tonight.
"The Nanny"
She's the lady in dread with everybody else's wedding plans.
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
"The Tick"
You're green, you've got that dream now.
Da dweeee, da da da dwee dow.
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
to the courtesy of Chrysler feat
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Rudolph turned to see a place to eat
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street,
cruise off, till we see a place to eat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Tiny Tots"
I am a tot, she's a tot
Silly sod and tiny, too.
I am a tot j'suese a tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Tiny Tots"
I'm a bot and she's a bot
Willy, Mong, Wiley
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Top Cat Theme"
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's working at tea.
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Close friends get to call him TC
Crow biding is whipping to tea.
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
"WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Back to the boys didda, I like to have you here now
Zam to the bar in a room on me, uh-huh
But, we're looking far and I'm, I'm happy here to hear now
I need a woman through it, in a woman up-a here, uh-huh
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Wondered, 'Whatever the KRP?'
Wondered, whatever became of me
"Wheel's On Fire (Absolutely Fabulous Theme Song)"
Let's notify my next of kin.
Best notify my next of kin.
Absolutely Fabulous (a/k/a Abfab) is a BBC comedy that's aired since 1992.
"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Well they never ought to saw her steel.
Well they never Arkansas her steal...
"Wonder Woman"
Dangerous appetite
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
In your satin tights
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
"Wonder Woman"
Here to lie the force is evil
And your chest won't be denied.
Here to fight the force of evil
And your quest won't be denied.
"Wonder Woman"
Make it liar, talk to Ruth.
Make a liar tell the truth.
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Yo, Kappa Gamma
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
all of them
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Zoboomafoo"
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, die and climb
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, fly and climb.
"Zorro"
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horse that's known as Zorro.
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horseman known as Zorro.