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"21 Jump Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need permission to the Sidewalk Jubilee.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need permission to decide what you believe.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy is our family guy.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us f'ing cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Fight! (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Jason
Oh Jason
Now fight!
Original Lyrics:
We'll take them
We'll take them
Down. Fight!
"Flintstones (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Someday, maybe crackle win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time
We'll have a gale time.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends to meet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone-Age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be pretzels on the flight.
Original Lyrics:
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones' Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That right, they're the family down the street
And the place that we can all just meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones' Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're a page right out of this story.
Original Lyrics:
They're a page right out of history.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an awful crime.
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ships had drowned on the shore of bays
On charted desert isle.
Original Lyrics:
The ship set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle.
"Good Times Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time you need a favor
Original Lyrics:
Any time you meet a payment.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and a-chillin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a doorway
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a job line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heading in a giant
or
Heading and we're chowing
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in the chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' your head in the water
or
Keepin' it in oil and water
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' your head above water
"Goodnight, Goodnight (Lawrence Welk Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, 'til we meet again
Oddie oats, or a vowel, all mean the same.
Original Lyrics:
And now, 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"Goodnight, Goodnight (Lawrence Welk Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, 'till we meet again
Adios, au revior, I'll be insane.
Original Lyrics:
And now, 'til we meet again
Adios, au Revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"Jeffersons TV Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Movin' on up, Judy's High. She's finally got a piece of my mind
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up, to the East Side. We've finally got a piece of the pie
"Jeffersons TV Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're movin on up, to these skies.
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up, to the East Side.
"Kirby"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what we do best and end indeed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what we do best at N.M.E.
"Lizzie McGuire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out on Wednesday.
Original Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Lizzie McGuire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
And we'll figure it out when we're gay.
Original Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Love Is All Around (The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can never tell why don't you taste it?
Original Lyrics:
Love is all around, no need to fake it
You can have the town, why don't you take it?
"Love Is All Around (The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing break
and suddenly make it all seen worthwhile?
Original Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on Jackson queens.
Original Lyrics:
Living on jacks and queens.
Vincent Terrace says in his *Complete Encyclopedia of Television Programs* that the Maverick brothers 'roam the West in search of rich prey.' The correct lyrics suddenly make a lot of sense when you understand that.
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, land of hell
Adventures in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, Annabelle
Natchez to New Orleans
"Meet The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, Davey Kreck'll win the fight
Then they'll, they will stay up for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Meet The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're among historic families.
Original Lyrics:
They're a modern stone-age family.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat. or
Feet don't fry in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill.
Now were up in the big leagues.
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at last.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the Big League
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And your monitor is mine.
Original Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why bother me, (why bother me)?
Somewhere there's music playing.
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the dip.
Original Lyrics:
This is it.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gayo, gayo, oh, ho!
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o, yah-o, uh, oh!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-yo, yah-yo.
"Robin Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his bender men.
Original Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men.
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No double relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No talk or relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No top of relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fleas
Just like flies.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just like flies.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just likewise
Welcome friends, si senor.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Can'tcha see?
Just like eyes.
And
Welcome thing, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
And
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome him, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome in, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends, he's New York.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in a pineapple under the sink.
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple head under the deep blue sea?
"Teen Titans"
Misheard Lyrics:
With their usper powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never meant to be in life delight, Teen Titans!
Original Lyrics:
With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never met a villian that they liked, Teen Titans!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
"The Adventures Of Pete & Pete"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sounding strange
You're looking at the leaking rain.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're looking happily deranged.
"The Busy World of Richard Scarry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything that's something new and you're invited too.
A busy, busy town, it's time to watch the show.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday there's something new and you're invited, too
Come visit Busytown, it's time to watch the show.
"The Jeffersons Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
A tin can apartment in the sky
Original Lyrics:
A deluxe apartment in the sky
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of too-rye-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, a-chewing me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turnips up.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change his life.
Original Lyrics:
Jane, his wife!
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat more chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Meet George Jetson.
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensboro Bridge tonight.
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Borough Bridge tonight.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the lady in dread with everybody else's wedding plans.
Original Lyrics:
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
"The Tick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're green, you've got that dream now.
Original Lyrics:
Da dweeee, da da da dwee dow.
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
to the courtesy of Chrysler feat
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph turned to see a place to eat
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
cruise off, till we see a place to eat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Tiny Tots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a tot, she's a tot
Silly sod and tiny, too.
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suese a tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Tiny Tots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bot and she's a bot
Willy, Mong, Wiley
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's working at tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Crow biding is whipping to tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
"WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the boys didda, I like to have you here now
Zam to the bar in a room on me, uh-huh
But, we're looking far and I'm, I'm happy here to hear now
I need a woman through it, in a woman up-a here, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondered, 'Whatever the KRP?'
Original Lyrics:
Wondered, whatever became of me
"Wheel's On Fire (Absolutely Fabulous Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's notify my next of kin.
Original Lyrics:
Best notify my next of kin.
Absolutely Fabulous (a/k/a Abfab) is a BBC comedy that's aired since 1992.
"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they never ought to saw her steel.
Original Lyrics:
Well they never Arkansas her steal...
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous appetite
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
Original Lyrics:
In your satin tights
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here to lie the force is evil
And your chest won't be denied.
Original Lyrics:
Here to fight the force of evil
And your quest won't be denied.
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it liar, talk to Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
Make a liar tell the truth.
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, Kappa Gamma
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
all of them
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Zoboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, die and climb
Original Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, fly and climb.
"Zorro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horse that's known as Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horseman known as Zorro.

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