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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> Train
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Train that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 108 misheard song lyrics for Train on amIright currently.
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"50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell into semen, nixed a bowl of quicksand
Original Lyrics:
Fell into a cement mixer full of quicksand
"50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
She danced to death to Nancy Sinatra.
Original Lyrics:
She danced to death in an East side nightclub.
"50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a prophet from Hohzion
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a prophet from Hohzion
Original Lyrics:
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
I heard that line a million times & NEVER knew what he was saying! I knew what I heard didn't make sense; why would a prophet be driving & hitting people? And there's no such place as Hohzion (it sounds like a cross between Hosannah and Zion, LOL!) But honestly, my misheard line is the only thing that sounded remotely plausible. Why can't singers enunciate their words better?
"50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's covert with my France I swear you all I'm corner say
Original Lyrics:
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling myself into mid-one
Original Lyrics:
Pulling myself in to make one
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some times I think I'm the only cavalry rogue.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like the lonely camel toe.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like the only cat on the boat.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only Cabella Road.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cabin commode.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only car on the road.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cat on the road.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cow on the road.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
The days are better, the nights are still so long
Sometimes I think I'm the only cowboy to roam.
Sometimes I think I'm the only cowboy to roam.
Original Lyrics:
The days are better, the nights are still so lonely
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.
"Calling All Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm calling on you, Angie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm calling all you angels.
"Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get down to "we're more than friends" at last
Original Lyrics:
And get down to the "more than friends" at last
"Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty bag of ho bag
Original Lyrics:
Hefty bag to hold my love
"Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a shy guy looking for a too fly hefty bag of home fries.
Original Lyrics:
Just a shy guy looking for a two ply hefty bag to hold my love.
This is a 2010's song.
"Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a shy guy looking for some two ply toilet paper for my butt
Original Lyrics:
Just a shy guy looking for a two ply hefty bag to hold my love.
"Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a shy guy looking for true slut, hefty bag or ho bag, o-o-o-oh no!
Original Lyrics:
just a shy guy looking for a 2 ply Hefty bag to hold my love
"Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded,
Van Halen is overrated
to see the lights all faded,
Van Halen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated
to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reminds me that there's time to grow, hey, hey.
Original Lyrics:
Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A man having his own parade.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Dan Henning is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Matt Damon is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Van Halen is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And not having is over rated the other line
The best thing you ever had was me
The best thing you ever had was me
Original Lyrics:
And that heaven is over rated the other line
The best soy latte you ever had and me
The best soy latte you ever had and me
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell me, the Venus of your mind
Original Lyrics:
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell me
The fetus of your mind
The fetus of your mind
Original Lyrics:
And tell me
Did Venus blow your mind?
Did Venus blow your mind?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that Van Halen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
And that heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Helen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
That heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Backstreet's (meaning Backstreet Boys) back in the atmosphere
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet she's back in the atmosphere
or
Betsy's back in the atmosphere
or
Betsy's back in the atmosphere
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine I love fried deep-fried chicken?
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine a love like deep fried chicken?
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine, no love, pride, deep fried chicken?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no lard fries
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride...
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love cry, deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love like deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love-style deep fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no low-fat, deep-fried chicken?
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride deep-fried chicken?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine your love child deep-fried?
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the latter day
Be led back to the Milky Way?
Be led back to the Milky Way?
Original Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way?
And head back to the Milky Way?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the latter-day
Original Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance and win the lottery
Original Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance
To dance along the Latter Day?
To dance along the Latter Day?
Original Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance
To dance along the light of day?
To dance along the light of day?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way
To see the lights are faded
Van Halen is overrated
To see the lights are faded
Van Halen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way
To see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
To see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Felt sorry about a man who was too afraid to fly
so he'd never get laid
so he'd never get laid
Original Lyrics:
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly
so he never did land
so he never did land
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she's back in the atmosphere
Rocks of Jupiter in her ear
Rocks of Jupiter in her ear
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some home-fried, deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine no love, pie, deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad libbing is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Manhattan is overrated
Original Lyrics:
That heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Matt Hammett is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Backstreets back in the atmosphere
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She checks our motor while she does Tae-Bo.
Original Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She checks out Malta while she does tae-bo.
Original Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she plays trombone.
Original Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-bo.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She checks out Scotty while she does Tyrone
Original Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She listens like spring and she talks like Junie B.
Original Lyrics:
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey hey
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She listens like spring but she sings like Julie
Original Lyrics:
She listens like spring and she talks like June
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So sorry 'bout a man
Original Lyrics:
Told a story 'bout a man
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
Van Halen is overrated
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
Van Halen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, did Beavis blow your mind?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, did Venus blow your mind?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, did the fetus blow your mind?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, did Venus blow your mind?
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star?
One that left a painful scar.
or
Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar.
One that left a painful scar.
or
Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar.
One without a permanent scar.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That Helen is overrated
or
That Haley is overrated
or
That Haley is overrated
Original Lyrics:
That Heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best darn latte that you ever had, damn me
Original Lyrics:
The best soy latte that you ever had...and me
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best silver latte that you ever had in me.
Original Lyrics:
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best soiled hottie that you ever had in me.
Original Lyrics:
The best soy latte that you ever had and me.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best soylent latte that you ever had.
Original Lyrics:
The best soy latte that you ever had.
Soylent latte is made from..... people!
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Halen is overrated
Original Lyrics:
And Heaven is overrated
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vashti's back in the atmosphere
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
Vashti's was a Queen to King Ahaserus in the Book of Esther in the old testament, and is a nickname that my husband has given me.
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well now she's back from the atmosphere,
Drops of Jupiter in her ear, hey, hey.
Drops of Jupiter in her ear, hey, hey.
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
this site also commonly uses "Jessie's back in the atmosphere" as the correct lyrics but that too is wrong
"Drops Of Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who was too afraid to die, so he never did live.
Original Lyrics:
Who was too afraid to fly, so he never did land.
"Eggplant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eggplant and carrion for you
Original Lyrics:
Eggplant and caviar for you
"Get To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet you right on the back of a butterfly
There's no better way to fly.
There's no better way to fly.
Original Lyrics:
Hitch a ride on the back of a butterfly
There's no better way to fly.
There's no better way to fly.
"Hey, Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of urine every single dream I dream
Original Lyrics:
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the shape of her bunny.
Original Lyrics:
And the shape of her body.
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef or chicken, I can't wait to have, beef or chicken...
Original Lyrics:
Meet Virginia, I can't wait to, meet Virginia
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her brother is a fine dea'er as a resident
Original Lyrics:
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really wanna be a cream pie.
Original Lyrics:
I don't really want to be the queen.
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really want to be queen, eye.
Original Lyrics:
I don't really want to be the queen, I...
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She doesn't care a thing about that hair.
Original Lyrics:
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey.
This is actually disputed. Only the liner notes of the album would say whether it's "hair" or "hey."
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She only drinks coffee at midnight
Well the woman is not right
Well the woman is not right
Original Lyrics:
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
When the moment is not right
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She smokes a pack a day,
wait that's mean but anyway
wait that's mean but anyway
Original Lyrics:
She smokes a pack a day,
wait that's me but anyway
wait that's me but anyway
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shape of her bite, unusual
Original Lyrics:
The shape of her body is unusual
"Meet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throws her head back as she screams.
Original Lyrics:
Pulls her hair back as she screams.
"My Private Nation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are just a wild wind in my private nation.
Original Lyrics:
Here for just a while when in my private nation.
"Ordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm anything but old and hairy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm anything but ordinary.
"Ordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm anything but old and married.
Original Lyrics:
I'm anything but ordinary.
"Ordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this web that I'm tied up.
Original Lyrics:
In this world that I'm tired of.
"Save Me San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender corn.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender coin.
"Save The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't bounce too much to the naked eye!
Original Lyrics:
Ten pounds too much to the naked eye!
"She's On Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers in her anus, said:
'I get the feeling she won't forget'
'I get the feeling she won't forget'
Original Lyrics:
Flowers in her evening set
I get the feeling she won't forget
I get the feeling she won't forget
"Something More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, why you trying to keep a wafer so long?
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, why you trying to keep away for so long?
"Something More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just don't condone lies
Original Lyrics:
I just opened up my eyes
"Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lip is about to shine.
Original Lyrics:
Your lamp is about to shine.
"Your Every Colour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're copper brown and bubblegum pink.
Original Lyrics:
You're coffee brown and bubblegum pink.
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