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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> T'pau

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for T'pau that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for T'pau on amIright currently.

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"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bush so hard
Chudi vagina in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Don't push to hard
Her dreams are China in your hand.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on her skinny hair
Troubled in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kung-fu breeze
Never brought from the seeds
Took the life from a barreled hand.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in a barrel of sand
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Life in a barren land
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just shut up, push too hard.
Original Lyrics:
But you shouldn't push too hard.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born or received
Took life from a borrowed land.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took a life from a barrel of ham
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And Amanda's in command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was Inkerman
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And don't you bring me back for more
Original Lyrics:
And don't you make me beg for more
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping every weekend I
Original Lyrics:
Hoping every waking hour
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned to gold then I turned to dust.
Now before another, I turn to stone.
Original Lyrics:
I turned to gold then he turned to dust.
Left me for another, I turned to stone.
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living with an Izzy now
But loving you's the only part
Original Lyrics:
Leaving you ain't easy now,
But loving you's the harder part
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the part of this song I love
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life yeah-yeah
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the politics I like, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life, yeah
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of love, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life, yeah!
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the middle that catches my eye
Original Lyrics:
Something in the moonlight catches my eye
"Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scones for my valentine
Original Lyrics:
Songs for my valentine

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