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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for T.I.S.M. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 5 misheard song lyrics for T.I.S.M. on amIright currently.

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"(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw him bulls right going down.
Original Lyrics:
I saw his pulse rate going down.
"(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now on board, there's no stopping.
Original Lyrics:
But now I'm bored, and there's no stoppin'.
"Lose Your Delusion II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off battery hens.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off SBS.
"Ol' Man River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillary has, Hillary has, Hillary has a penis brain
Original Lyrics:
Hilary had, Hilary had, Hilary had it in his veins
"What Are Ya?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What are ya?
You're a wanker
Original Lyrics:
What are ya?
Yob or wanker?

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