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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Third Eye Blind that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 131 misheard song lyrics for Third Eye Blind on amIright currently.

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"10 Days Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smorgasbord for you to join
Many bodies in your room
Many blessings come to you
Many bodies in your room.
Original Lyrics:
Time has come for you to choose
Baby daddies keep your boo
Many blessings come to you
Baby Daddy keep your boo.
"Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until my balls descend.
Original Lyrics:
And turn my bones to sand.
"Burning Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I live my life like a bird in a band.
Original Lyrics:
I live my life like a burning man.
"Burning Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke your toe.
Original Lyrics:
They'll get you.
"Deep Inside Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would shave myself if I could
Original Lyrics:
I would change myself if I could
"Deep Inside of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy make girl change clothes
Original Lyrics:
Boy make girl feel good.
"Deep Inside of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People grow and didn't know
or
People grope and didn't know
or
People grope and didn't know
Original Lyrics:
But we were broke and didn't know
"Give Me a Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a raisin
Original Lyrics:
Give me a reason
"God Of Wine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A truth like gamma rays
Original Lyrics:
A truth I can't erase
"God of Wine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every f*ck that I repent
Original Lyrics:
Every thought that I repent
"Good For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I feel you cross my mind in disarray
Intoxicated Nick Lachey.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I feel you cross my mind in disarray
Intoxicated ricochet.
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I crash the waves?
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I lick the faces that are meat?
Original Lyrics:
Can I look into the faces that I meet?
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I masturbate?
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not graduate!
Gotta get my punk ass off the street
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
Can I get my punk ass off the street
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up out the way.
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seagulls walking by in slowmo.
Original Lyrics:
She goes walking by in slowmo.
"Graduate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell your mother for a buck
Go down on me before I get f*cked
Original Lyrics:
Sell your heart out for a buck
Go on, fade out before I get stuck
"How's It Going To Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna taste the salt of your skin.
The salt ever clear the air, clear the air.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin
The soft dive of oblivion, oblivion.
"How's It Going To Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin.
I thought about love, but in the end.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin
The soft dive of oblivion, oblivion.
"How's It Going To Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin
'Cause it's all brand new, clear the air.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin
The soft dive of oblivion, oblivion.
"How's It Going To Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some time off to clear the air
Original Lyrics:
Soft dive of oblivion
"How's It Going To Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin some kind of plebian, a plebian
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste the salt of your skin The soft dive of oblivion, oblivion
"How's It Gonna Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's the corned beef?
Original Lyrics:
How's it gonna be?
"How's It Gonna Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't see lightning light that spark.
Original Lyrics:
I don't see lightning like last fall.
"I Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepping on a landmine.
Original Lyrics:
Send me all your vampires.
"I Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna know how deeply muscle goes deeper than bones
Original Lyrics:
You wanna know how deeply my soul goes deeper than bones
"I Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to know how deeply muscles go, deeper than bones
Original Lyrics:
You want to know how deeply my soul goes deeper than bones
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another man Chico
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember the simple things
The mood rings, the bracelets and the beads.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the stupid things
The mood rings, the bracelets and the beads.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Girl I did
Make a promise to your mother'.
Original Lyrics:
That's a good idea
Break a promise to your mother.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let you turn around
Get back the trolley.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you turn around
Our back on each other.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in Chico
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go
Chico is a city in California
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother La-chenco
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is like a sunburn.
Original Lyrics:
That girl is like a sunburn.
"I'll Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the re-shoet-ko.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste down the deep end.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste down the demons.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste down their TVs.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste on the TV
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste on the demons.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got toothpaste on their TVs.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got two-faced double demons.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got two-faced kind of demons.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got two-faced, diamond deep-ends.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to face down the demons.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a nova over secret plane
Original Lyrics:
Icing over a secret pain
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
We could capside with all the lies that you've been living in.
Original Lyrics:
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
We could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you would step outside and be my friend
Original Lyrics:
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy nova, a secret pain
Original Lyrics:
Icing over a secret pain
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do not Watusi me again
Original Lyrics:
If you do not want to see me again
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the path away.
Original Lyrics:
Put the past away.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the pots away.
Original Lyrics:
Put the past away.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The angry boy who bids you insane.
Original Lyrics:
The angry boy, a bit too insane.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did I park my van?
Original Lyrics:
I would understand
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could capsize the boat of life that you've been livin' in.
Original Lyrics:
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin' in.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could capsize the former lives that you've been living in.
Original Lyrics:
You could cut ties with all the lives that you've been living in.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could capsize with all the lies.
Original Lyrics:
You could cut ties with all the lies.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could catsize and pulverize
Original Lyrics:
You could cut ties with all the lies
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could cut ties and formalize.
Original Lyrics:
You could cut ties with all the lies.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're angry, boy, a bit too insane
Lice all over a secret pain
Original Lyrics:
The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the first to fight,
you're way too loud,
you're the first to lie on the burial shroud..
Original Lyrics:
You're the first to fight,
you're way too loud,
you're the flash of light on a burial shroud..
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the first to play on the burial shroud.
Original Lyrics:
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud.
"Jumper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who lights up the burial shroud.
Original Lyrics:
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud.
"London" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's farting on a London flag
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's party in a London flat
"Losing A Whole Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise the night awieeeeeeeeeeee
Original Lyrics:
Losing a whole year
"Losing a Whole Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if it's not on the fence then you're on the attack
When you start talking I hear the Balzac
or
And if it's not the defense then you're on a tack
When you start calling I hear the pros act
or
And if it's not the defense then you're on a tack
When you start calling I hear the pros act
Original Lyrics:
And if it's not the defense then you're on the attack
When you start talking I hear the Prozac
"Narcolepsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel this snarkle of sea slide.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel this narcolepsy slide.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new cappuccino
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Kachinko
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
David Cassidy in all your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Did you cash in all your dreams?
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let chinco
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go
chinco is a word in Japanesse, which is not a good word
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let you squirm around your back on Drusilla
That's a good idea, flick a palm onto your mother.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you turn around your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let you turn around and back on each other
What's the good I did? Break a promise to your mother?
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so good I did
break a promise to your mother
Original Lyrics:
That's a good idea
break a promise to your mother
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's so good
I did break that promise to your mother.
Original Lyrics:
That's a good idea
Break a promise to your mother.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My number one chico
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is like a sunburn.
Original Lyrics:
That girl is like a sunburn.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around with word to your mother
Original Lyrics:
Turn around your back on each other
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, go back down each other
Girl, I did make a promise to your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, we'll back-door each other.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, your back on each other.
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around lets go down on each other
Good idea, break a promise to your mother
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around lets turn on each other
Good idea, break a promise to your mother
"Never Let You Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't dream for me enough goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
You don't dream for me no, goodbye.
"Semi Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
24 hours of night
Original Lyrics:
Semi charmed kind of life
"Semi Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scimitar kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi charmed kind of life
"Semi Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semicolon kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi charmed kind of life
"Semi Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semisonic kinda life
Original Lyrics:
Semi charmed kind of life
"Semi Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sepia toned kind of life.
Original Lyrics:
Semi charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A semi-ton's kinda light, Katie
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kinda life, baby
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the colors to the birds
Drop another line like I cuddle with the curse.
Original Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the colors to the birds
Original Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the ghost to the birds
Drop another line like I cuddle with the curse
Original Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the four-eyed girl can make me cry
or
And before Night-court could make me cry.
or
And before my thoughts could make me cry...
or
And before my thoughts could make me cry...
Original Lyrics:
And the four right chords can make me cry...
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the four-eyed goat could make me cry
Original Lyrics:
And the four right chords can make me cry
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wizard could get back there.
Original Lyrics:
And I wish I could get back there.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then it f**ked up
Original Lyrics:
And then I bumped up
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby can't compromise
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chop another line like Dakota with a curse.
Original Lyrics:
Chop another line like a coda with a curse.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want someone else
Original Lyrics:
I want something else
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want something else
to get me through this
semitone kinda life
Original Lyrics:
I want something else
to get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm packed and I'm hunting,
I'm smart and, she's livid,
she go there
Original Lyrics:
I'm packed and I'm holding,
I'm smiling, she's living,
she's golden
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Says she lives for mutlilation
Whoa, motivation!
Original Lyrics:
She says she lives for me, ovation
Her own motivation.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scimitar kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-Tron kin alive
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-charmed harded life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-chocked kinda lie.
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-truck kind of life
or
Semi-tone kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silicon kind of life
or
Semicolon kind of life
or
Semicolon kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semisonic kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me some kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes 'round and seagulls follow me.
Original Lyrics:
She comes 'round and she goes down on me.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says she lives for me wation
Woah, motivation.
Original Lyrics:
She says she lives for me, ovation
Her own motivation.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says she lives for mutilation
Original Lyrics:
She says she lives for me, ovation
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slides up around the belly
Faith down on the mattress.
Original Lyrics:
Slides up around the belly
Face down on the mattress.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling with the b**tch*s that you slapped.
Original Lyrics:
Smiling in the pictures you would take.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange old kind of life.
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I took the hit that I was given
Then I was up again, then I was up again.
Original Lyrics:
Then I took the hit that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days you were wearing that belted dress
Original Lyrics:
The days you were wearing that velvet dress
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though really I pan and I passed the test
Slip rubber down the belly
Face down and the mattress won.
Original Lyrics:
Those little red panties they pass the test
Slip up around the belly
Face down on the mattress, one.
"Semi-Charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a hip-hop rhythm and a f**k for a drop.
And then I f***ed up.
Then I took the hint that I was given.
Then I f***ed again, then I f***ed again, I see.
Original Lyrics:
With a tick-tock rhythm and a bump for the drop.
And then I bumped up.
Then I took the hit that I was given.
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again, I said.
"Semi-charmed Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
World motivation
Original Lyrics:
Her own motivation
"Thanks A Lot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
False alarm
Original Lyrics:
Thanks a lot
"Thanks A Lot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the fire in your thighs
Original Lyrics:
I'm the fire in your flies
"Thanks A Lot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a lot!
Original Lyrics:
Thanks a lot!
"The Backround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pork we feed nightly I always eat for two
Original Lyrics:
The words we use so lightly I only feel for you
"Wounded" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' their way to the back of the bus
'Cus it's time for them to be scandalous.
Original Lyrics:
Back down the bully to the back of the bus
'Cus it's time for them to be scared of us.
"Wounded" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss single
Original Lyrics:
We're missing you.

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