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"Dig My Grave"
Every time I look in your eyes
Every time I look in your eyes
I see St. Peter wave.
"Doctor Worm"
My friend Rabbi Bull.
My friend Rabbi Vole.
"Doctor Worm"
My friend Rabbi Bull
or
My friend Rabbibo
or
My friend Red Bible
or
My friend Rad Bible
or
My friend Rabbibo
or
My friend Red Bible
or
My friend Rad Bible
My friend Rabbi Vole
"Doctor Worm"
My friend Rabbibo
or
My friend Red Bible
or
My friend Rad Bible
My friend Rabbi Vole
"Doctor Worm"
My friend, rat eyeball
My friend, Rabbi Vole
"Don't Let's Start"
And do I meet across the street teenage distortion
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start"
And do I need a pass to redeem me at this juncture?
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start"
And do I need the best to be teenage destruction?
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start"
Don't let the doughnuts stop.
Don't, don't, don't let's start.
"Don't Let's Start"
I've got a wig heart.
I've got a weak heart.
"Don't Let's Start"
Wake up, smell the caffeine
In your backyard.
Wake up, smell the cat food
In your bank account.
"Dr. Evil"
There'll be no retrieval
From the evil
The evil he will do.
There'll be no retrieval
From the evil
The evil, evil doom.
"Dr. Worm"
Rabbi Ho will play the solo.
Rabbi Vole will play the solo.
"Dr. Worm"
When I give the signal
my friend Grab a book we'll play the solo
When I give the signal,
my friend Rabbi Vole will pay the solo
"Experimental Film"
And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about but Midge.
And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about but which...
"Experimental Film"
It's the part that makes you're face explode.
It's the part that makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film"
It's the part that makes your feet turn blue
I don't know what makes you feet turn blue...
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film"
It’s the part that makes your faces blue
I don’t know what makes your faces blue.
It’s the part that makes your face implode
I don’t know what makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film"
It’s the part that makes your feces blue
I don’t know what makes your feces blue.
It’s the part that makes your face implode
I don’t know what makes your face implode.
"Fibber Island"
We've got Fiddler Island.
Here on Fibber Island.
"Fingertips"
Come on, and grab my c***.
Come on, and wreck my car.
"Fingertips"
I keep my rats in jars of chloroform.
I walk along darkened corridors.
"Fingertips"
I walk alone, dark and glorious.
I walk along darkened corridors.
"Fingertips"
Who's that standing? I don't know.
Who's that standing out the window?
Fingertips isn't really a song, it's a suite of 21 refrains. It's very good.
"For Science"
I will date the girl from Phoenix
I will date the girl from Venus
"For Science"
I will date the girl from Phoenix
I will date the girl from Venus
"Four Of Two"
There were flying cars and giant metal beds.
There were flying cars and giagantic metal bugs.
"I Am Not Your Broom"
No, John, I will not sleep for you
For I am not your broom.
No, John, I will not sweep for you
For I am not your broom.
"I Can Hear You"
Step away from the car
This car is infected with vipers
Step away from the car
This car is protected by Viper
"I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die"
Sometimes I feel like being whiskey.
Sometimes I feel like being wispy.
"I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die"
Sometimes I feel like being whiskey
And once in a while, I feel like being rye.
Sometimes I feel like being wispy
And once in a while, I feel like being dry.
"I Palindrome I"
Her calipers toned, he looks about it.
or
Her calipers told, he looks about eight.
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
"I Palindrome I"
See the man who can shock with the random zig-zag.
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag.
"I Palindrome I"
You've gotta be stoned and that's about it
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
"I've Got A Match"
I've got a match
You're embracing my collapse.
I've got a match
Your embrace and my collapse.
"I've Got A Match"
I've got a match
You've been racing microlights.
I've got a match
Your embrace and my collapse.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
Now it's Turkish delight on movie night.
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
Piss and moan
or
Piss-i-mo
or
Piss-i-mo
Istanbul
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
So if you've a chick in Constantinople.
So if you've a date in Constantinople.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
So if you've a tick in Constantinople.
So if you've a date in Constantinople.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
That's nobodys business but the jerks.
That's nobodys business but the Turks.
"James K. Polk"
James K. Polk, the doyen of the stump
or
James K. Polk, the warrior of the stump
James K. Polk, Napoleon of the stump
"Mammal"
The Vatican
The bat, the cat
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
It's permanently disco.
It's prominently disco.
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
They fixed up the corner store like it was a nightclub
It's more of an ugly disco.
They fixed up the corner store like it was a night club
It's permanently disco.
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
When they stop the drum machines and I can think again
All I ever wanted was...
When they stop the drum machines and I can think again
I'll remember what it was.
"Meet James Ensor"
Belgium, Spain, a spainer
Belgium's famous painter
"Mr. Xcitement"
Mike, Flansy and the soda can
Like Flansy in a soda can
"Narrow Your Eyes"
But when I think of all your headlice
I narrow my eyes.
But when I think of all your advice
I narrow my eyes.
"New York City"
Now I want three Blizzards
Just to get us fat together.
Now I walk through blizzards
Just to get us back together.
"Nightgown of the sullen moon"
Space wug, it's like a space wug.
Space walk, it's like a space walk.
"Particle Man"
Barnicle man
Particle man
"Particle Man"
Does he seem to live with mess?
Who came up with Cursin' Man?
The greatest man, Cursin' Man
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degrated man, Person Man
"Particle Man"
He's got a watch with a knitting hand
Plenty of hand and does he got hand.
He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millenium hand and an eon hand.
"Particle Man"
Heart of a man, heart of a man
Triangle man hits heart of a man
Particle man, particle man
Triangle man hates particle man
"Particle Man"
Uterus man, uterus man
Universe man, Universe man
"Particle Man"
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get dim and dead?
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead?
"Particle Man"
Who came up with Person Man?
The greatest man, Person Man.
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
Do the na-na-nacho crisp
Do the na-na-nacho crisp.
It was not not not so great
It was not not not so great.
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
With the Brownsfield factory closing up.
With the burn-smell factory closing up.
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
With the Burnsville factory closing up
With the burn-smell factory closing up
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
With the personal factory closing up
With the burn-smell factory closing up
"Road Movie To Berlin Lyrics"
So seek out this life suburban.
So sneak out this glass of bourbon.
"Road Movie To Berlin"
So sneak out this Glass Suburban and we'll go.
So sneak out this glass of bourbon and we'll go.
"Road Movie To Berlin"
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us lemons.
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals.
"Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love"
Sapphire bullets
Bullets up your ass
Sapphire bullets
Bullets of pure love
"She's An Angel"
I think that I already like that hand
Other times I think that I am already there.
Sometimes I think I'd really like that
And other times I think I'm already there.
"She's An Angel"
Sometimes I think I'd really like that hand
Other times I think I'm already there
Sometimes I think I'd really like that
And other times I think I'm already there
"She's An Angel"
We both said 'I'd really love two
Chinese nervous cars'
We both said, 'I really love you,'
The Shriners loaned us cars
"She's An Angel"
When you're following an angel
Doesn't mean you have to throw your body off a building.
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
"She's An Angel"
When you're following an angel
Doesn't mean you have to worry 'bout an opera villain.
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
"She's an Angel"
The secretary says, he's on another land, could you hold for a long, long time
The secretary says, he's on another line, could you hold for a long, long time
"Snowball in Hell"
Have lunch or rhubarb,
I was a snowball in hell
Avalanche or roadblock,
I was a snowball in hell
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair"
Mrs. Horrible, Mrs. Horrible
Loves the ugliest man, Mr. Horrible.
Is this Horrible? Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible.
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair"
This is horrible, this is horrible.
Is this Horrible? Is this Horrible?
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair"
With this, I'll write on the back of your head.
If it's all right, on the back of your head.
"The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)"
Hey! Who's that playing?
Hey! The guitar?
Is it a chimp?
I don't know!
Hey! Who's that playing?
Hey! The guitar?
Is it Jim?
I don't know!
"Twisting"
Blue eyed girl pilot light
And made a wish
Blew out your pilot light
And made a wish
"Where Do They Make Balloons?"
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Drugs from Pakistan...
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Rugs from Pakistan...
"Whistling in the Dark"
Whistling in the dog
Whistling in the dark
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Ant Music, like a penis
Flies back up the charts.
Ant Music, like a phoenix
Flies back up the charts.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Just when you think it's finished with XTC on top
Ant Music, like a penis, flies back up the charts.
Just when you think it's finished with XTC on top
Ant Music, like a phoenix, flies back up the charts.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
XTC versus Adam Ant
Cotton versus foam.
XTC versus Adam Ant
Content versus form.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
XTC, this is Adam Ant.
XTC versus Adam Ant
"Your Own Worst Enemy"
Frontal lobotomy
Full bottle in front of me
Reminds me of the "Existential Blues" by T-Bone from the Dr. Demento shows, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
"Youth Culture Killed My Dog"
Old sandwiches killed my dog.
I don't understand what you did to my dog.
"Youth Culture Killed My Dog"
Orange sandwich bit my dog.
I don't understand what you did to my dog.