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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Texas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Texas on amIright currently.

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"Black Eyed Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don't like emission
Can't you see what I am?
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't lack ambition
Can't you see what I hate?
"Everyday Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday now
A plane's gonna fall on me.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday now
The blame's gonna fall on me.
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a halo.
We really don't know how
Well, she has a halo
Can you touch her heart
Original Lyrics:
She has a halo
We really do adore her
for she has a halo
Can we touch her
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a hanging doll.
Original Lyrics:
She has a halo.
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has to have it all
We really do adore her
For she has to have it all
Can we touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She has a halo
We really do adore her
For she has a halo
Can we touch her?
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She hasn't had enough
She really didn't try hard
for she hasn't had enough
endless sunshine
Original Lyrics:
For she has a halo
we really do adore her
for she has a halo
can we touch her
"I Don't Want A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a lover
I just need a friend.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lover
I just need a prayer.
"I Don't Want A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want an oven I just need a fridge.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lover I just need a friend.
"I Don't Want A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I'm a lover
I just need a lover
I know you never cared
Now that I know I wasn't one.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lover
I just need a prayer
I know you never cared
Now that I know it wasn't love.
The correct title of the song is clear in every chorus except the last, actually, where it really sounds like 'now that I'm a lover'.
"In Our Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be in between
Sometimes you're a c**** w****.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be in between
Some things you just can't ignore.
"In Our Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never eatin' mincemeat
Somethin' yu jus' can't ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be in between
Some things you just can't ignore.
"In Our Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not even mincemeat
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be in between
"In Our Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are always swingin' for sure!
Original Lyrics:
You will always swim for shore.
"Inner Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I lose my patients You must try to understand And if I lose my patients Ow yeah
Original Lyrics:
So if I lose my patience You must try to understand And if I lose my patience Ow yeah
"Say What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the tampons away from you.
Original Lyrics:
I turned the tables away from you.
"Summer Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bevore you take my heart, I will convert.
Original Lyrics:
Before you take my heart, reconsider.
"Summer Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the summer Sun,
he wears my skin
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the summer's son,
he burns my skin
"Summer Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate you.
Original Lyrics:
I ache again.
"Summer Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed up the door.
Original Lyrics:
I've opened the door!
"Summer Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeh I know what I saw
I know that I found the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Yeh I know what I saw
I know that I found the flaw.
"Sunday Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He walks for a pie
Original Lyrics:
He walks for a while
"When We Are Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count to five and breathe
Original Lyrics:
Can I fight and breathe
"When We Are Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is plasticine.
Original Lyrics:
Love has placed the seed.
"When We Are Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I remember you
So kind-of fat and Greek.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I remember you said
'Can I fight and breathe?'

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