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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> James Taylor

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for James Taylor that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 61 misheard song lyrics for James Taylor on amIright currently.

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"Carolina In My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Currencies, a silver sun
You best f*** her way and watch it shinin'
Watch her watch the mornin' come.
Original Lyrics:
Karen, she's the silver sun
You'd best walk her away and watch it shining
Watch her watch the morning come.
"Copperline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down at Papa's eyes
Original Lyrics:
Down on Copperline
"Copperline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down on Coprolite
Original Lyrics:
Down to Copperline
"Copperline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down on cup of lies
or
Down on top of life
or
Down on top of pies
or
Down a couple mines
Original Lyrics:
Down to copperline
"Copperline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to Cupper's Isle
Original Lyrics:
Down to copperline
"Copperline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to couple life
or
Down to cup of life
or
Down to cup of life
Original Lyrics:
Down to copperline
"Country Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come all in pieces, you can have your own toys
Original Lyrics:
I'm all in pieces, you can have your own choice
"Country Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know nothin' bout the wild wind
Original Lyrics:
I don't know nothin' bout the why or when
"Country Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have been some kind of natural born flugelhorn to go and
Original Lyrics:
Must have been some kind of natural born fool to go and
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away then, Damien.
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn you.
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away then, Daniel.
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn you.
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away then, bandanna
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn ya
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, Ben Dabna
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn ya
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, D'artagnan.
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, d*** you.
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, Jim Dandy.
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn you.
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, Lynn Daniels.
Original Lyrics:
Go away then, damn you
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, Vendanya.
Original Lyrics:
Go away, then damn ya.
"Everyday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come one May, will you long for true love from me?
Original Lyrics:
Come what may, do you long for true love from me?
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find my jeans in pieces on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
And flying machines in pieces on the ground.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Obscene fire and obscene rain
Original Lyrics:
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems that the plans they made put an end to you.
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susan the pants they made for the men to choose.
Original Lyrics:
Susanne the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzanne Planzee may put an end to you.
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzanne the plans-man put to an end to you
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne the plans they made put an end to you
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzanne, the Plantain Maid put an end to you.
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans name maid put an end to you.
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoos and the plans they made put an end to you.
Original Lyrics:
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.
"Fire and Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't remember who's the sand and tune
Original Lyrics:
I just can't remember who to send it to
"Frozen Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout to my buddy as we tumbled in.
Original Lyrics:
Shock to my body as we tumbled in
"Handy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is the rain thing (that) I wanna say.
Original Lyrics:
Here is the main thing (that) I wanna say.
The first time he says the above lyrics, he inserts the word "that." The second time he says the lyrics, he omits the word "that," and that's why I enclosed the word "that" in parentheses.
"Handy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey girls, gather 'round
Descend to what I'm puttin' down
or
Hey girls, gather 'round
Because of what I'm puttin' down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey girls, gather 'round
Listen to what I'm putting down.
"Handy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fix broken clocks.
Original Lyrics:
I fix broken hearts.
"Handy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I whisper sweet things
You tell on your friends.
Original Lyrics:
I whisper sweet things
You tell all your friends.
"Handy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm busy only four hours a day.
Original Lyrics:
I'm busy twenty-four hours a day.
"How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet it is to be a love bayou
Original Lyrics:
How sweet it is to be loved by you
"How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet it is to be in Love Bayou
Original Lyrics:
How sweet it is to be loved by you
"How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I close my eyes at night wondering where would I be without Chu in my life.
Original Lyrics:
I close my eyes at night wondering where would I be without you in my life.
"How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna stop, and vacuum, Baby.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna stop and thank you, Baby.
"How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With sweet love and a potion
Original Lyrics:
With sweet love and devotion
"Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Pepsico!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Mexico!
"One Man Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a lake, it's raining.
Original Lyrics:
Honalei, it's raining.
"Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two sour pies
Original Lyrics:
I've got two sharp eyes
"Steamroller Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues
a hefty hunk of steam and junk
or
Choo choo full of rhythm and blues
I have to honk up steam and junk
or
Choo choo full of rhythm and blues
I have to honk up steam and junk
Original Lyrics:
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues
A hefty hunk of steaming junk
"Sweet Baby James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodnight, You'll like ladies
Original Lyrics:
Goodnight, you moonlight ladies
"Sweet Baby James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peak freens and booze are the colors I choose
Original Lyrics:
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
"Sweet Baby James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink, greens, and blues are the colors I choose.
Original Lyrics:
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose.
"Sweet Baby James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Baby Janes
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Baby James
"That's Why I'm Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your f***in' fear.
Original Lyrics:
Got your bucket of beer.
"The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Los Angeles give me Norfolk, Virginia
Drop a quarter for ten o' nine.
Original Lyrics:
Los Angeles give me Norfolk, Virginia
Tidewater four-ten-o-nine.
"The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on a t-bone steak
Had a party flying over to the Golden State.
Original Lyrics:
Working on a t-bone steak
A la carte flying over the Golden State.
"Traffic Jam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn this half-a-yam
How I hate to be laid
It hurts my mama to go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow.
"Up On The Roof" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a pair of dykes
That's trouble proof.
Original Lyrics:
I found a paradise
That's trouble proof.
"You've Got a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just brought out my Nair
Original Lyrics:
You just call out my name
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But chip chop who you are
Original Lyrics:
But you are who you are.
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doin' wrong, Judy.
Original Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doing it wrong today.
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong duty.
Original Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doing it wrong today.
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong, Tootie.
Original Lyrics:
No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong today.
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm sure that I won't f*** at you
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm sure that I won't forget you
"Your Smiling Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us here has smelly feet. I have to smell myself
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself

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