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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Suede that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Suede on amIright currently.

"Animal Nitrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dirty whore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what turns you on!
"Animal Nitrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, in your cancelled home,
He jumped on your butt,
Original Lyrics:
Oh, in your council home,
He jumped on your bones.
"Beautiful Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you have rabies and are going crazy
that's how you may be
Original Lyrics:
And if your baby's going crazy
that's how you made me
"Beautiful Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doughnuts, drug acts, suicides,
Enya tattoos your hide
Original Lyrics:
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides,
In your dad's suits you hide
"Beautiful Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides,
Enya tattoos your hide
Original Lyrics:
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides,
In your dad's suits you hide
"Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get it up
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough
"Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get it up
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough
"Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel real now I'm talking like Bono
Original Lyrics:
I feel real now I'm talking like Buddha
"Head Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me h***, you stick insect.
Original Lyrics:
Give me head music instead.
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sells cars, she sells Buicks
Original Lyrics:
She sells heart, she sells meat
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sells her arse, she sells police.
Original Lyrics:
She sells hearts, she sells meat.
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She smells farts, she shags sheep.
Original Lyrics:
She sells heart, she sells meat.
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so hot, she's so fit.
Original Lyrics:
She sells heart, she sells meat.
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so hot, she's so sweet
Original Lyrics:
She sells hearts, she sells meat
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so hot
She's so May.
Original Lyrics:
She sells heart
She sells meat.
"Metal Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
We shag, shag, shag
Till the trumpet.
Original Lyrics:
We shake, shake, shake
To the trumpet.
"My Dark Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or she will come from Argentina,
with her sanitary hive
Original Lyrics:
Or she will come from Argentia,
with her cemetary eyes
"She's In Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the bunny on the morning show.
Original Lyrics:
She's the body on the morning show.
"Starcrazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanic goldfish
With anorexic love in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanical thing
With an electric love in her eyes
"Starcrazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanic goldfish
With anorexic love in her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanical thing
With an electric love in her eyes.
"Starcrazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanic goldfish
Original Lyrics:
Shaking like a mechanical thing
"The Chemistry Between Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, cross eye, cross knee
Is that the only chemistry?
Oh, cross eye, cross knee
Is that the only chemistry between us?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, class A, class B
Is that the only chemistry?
Oh, class A, class B
Is that the only chemistry between us?
I've submitted this once before (couple of weeks ago), but it seems to have been refused on grounds of plausibility. It is a genuine mishear by me, not a parody. [Ed.'s note: Maybe it's because of a common refusal to use the '
' symbol to separate every line. I have put in the brackets in for you this time. But others be warned: There is no guarantee that your lyrics will be accepted unless you use the '
' for every line submitted.]
"The Drowners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow down, Slow down,
You've taken my hoover
Original Lyrics:
Slow down, Slow Down,
You're taking me over
"The Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through endless Asia
Through the fields of parfait.
Original Lyrics:
Through endless Asia
Through the fields of Carthay.
"We Are The Pigs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll stay out holding my a***.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll stay at home in my house.

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