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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sublime that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 81 misheard song lyrics for Sublime on amIright currently.

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"April 29, 1992" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
National Guard spoke from all around.
Original Lyrics:
National Guard spoke from all around.
"April 29, 1992" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
National guard spoke for Marlboro
Original Lyrics:
National Guard spoke from all around.
"April 29, 1992" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she know God spoke from all around.
Original Lyrics:
National Guard smoke from all around.
"April 29, 1992" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she knows God spoke for monorail.
Original Lyrics:
National Guard smoke from all around.
"Badfish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, are you a bad fish too?
Are you a bad fish tube?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, are you a bad fish too?
Are you a bad fish, too?
The last word there ends with a slight 'B', making it sound like 'tube' or 'tuba.'
"Boss DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't walk up upon the sea like I was Jah Man.
Original Lyrics:
But I won't walk up upon the sea like it was dry land.
"Boss DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't walk up upon the sea like it was John Lennon.
Original Lyrics:
But I won't walk up upon the sea like it was dry land.
"Burritos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont wanna do a bong load And go and retch on the car.
Original Lyrics:
I dont wanna do a bong load And go and wrench on the car.
"By The Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon
Where he sat down
And there he wept
When he remembered Zion
Oh, the wicked carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
How can we singing of a song
In a strange land?
So, let the words of our mouth
And the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight
Over us!
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon
Where he sat down
And there, he wept
When he remembered Zion
Oh, the wicked carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
How can we sing King Alpha's song
In a strange land?
So, let the words of our mouth
And the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight
Oh, verai!
"Caress Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uuh and the man caress me down
Uuh He makes that lovin' sound
Original Lyrics:
Uuh and the girl caress me down
Uuh and that's that lovin' sound
"Caress Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uuh, and the man caress me down
Uuh, he makes that lovin' sound.
Original Lyrics:
Uuh, and the girl caress me down
Uuh, and that's that lovin' sound.
"Caress Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uuh, and the shemale caress me down
Uuh, and that's that lovin' sound.
Original Lyrics:
Uuh, and the girl caress me down
Uuh, and that's that lovin' sound
"Date Rape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her eyebrow raced as he walked through the door.
or
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door.
Original Lyrics:
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door.
"Date Rape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her heart erased as he walked in the door
Original Lyrics:
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door.
"Date Rape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her idol raced as he walked through the door.
Original Lyrics:
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door.
"Date Rape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The next day she went to her drawer
Looked up her local -- a dirty outlaw.
Original Lyrics:
The next day she went to her drawer
Looked up her local attorney at law.
"Doin' Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hold her and I'm her father.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hold her head underwater.
"Doin' Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what am I gonna be doin' for a while,
Said I'm gonna build myself
Original Lyrics:
So what am I gonna be doin' for a wife?
I said I'm gonna play with myself.
"Doin' Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what am I gonna be doin' for a while?
I guess I'm gonna play it myself.
Original Lyrics:
So what am I gonna be doin' for a wife?
I said I'm gonna play with myself.
"Doin' Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summertime, when the livin's easy
Writing's on the microphone a ross MG
All people in the dance will agree that we'll
We'll qualify the represent the LPC
Me, me and Louie
Run to the party dance to the rhythm it gets harder.
Original Lyrics:
Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras M.G.
All the people in the dance will agree that we're
Well qualified to represent the LBC
Me, and me and Louie
We're young, run to the party and dance to the rhythm it gets harder.
"Don't Push" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt Marley
Original Lyrics:
Bob Marley
"Garden Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the microwave
I got the news dudes in the trunk of my car.
Original Lyrics:
I got the microwave
I got the deuce- deuce in the trunk of my car.
"Garden Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got blues clues in the trunk of my car.
Original Lyrics:
I got the deuce- deuce in the trunk of my car.
"Garden Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We left Rudolf in the car.
Original Lyrics:
We left Lou-Dog in the car.
"Greatest Hits" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that Bob Bernake made me drink.
Original Lyrics:
I think that Bert Susanka made me drink.
"Jailhouse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But God will be singing there,
And Eric Wilson will be bangin' up there, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Bud Gaugh will be singing there,
And Eric Wilson will be bangin' up there, yeah.
"Live at E's" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So sweet and so nice
They call me lice.
Original Lyrics:
So sweet and so nice
They call me delight.
"Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you wish you were Bugs Bunny?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wish your world was mine?
"Pawn Shop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down there at the porn shop
Original Lyrics:
Down there at the pawn shop
"Pawn Shop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down there on the pork chop.
Original Lyrics:
Down there at the pawn shop.
"Right Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I pray
Waiting for some prized RA.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I play
Waiting for some bright holiday.
"Rivers Of Babylon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon
where he sat down
and where he went
when he remembered Cy Young
oh for the wicked, carry us away captivity
require from us a song
how can we, sinking of a song
in a strange land
so let the words of our mouth
and the meditation of our hearts
be acceptable in thy sight
over eyes
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon,
Where he sat down,
And there he wept
When he remembered Zion.
Oh, the wicked carried us away in captivity,
Required from us a song,
How can we sing King Alpha's song
In a strange land?
So, let the words of our mouth
And the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight.
Oh, verai!
"Rivers Of Babylon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry us away, trapped in a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Carry us away, captivity.
"STP" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if she made off with my last clean rig
I'm gonna kill that f***ing DJ.
Original Lyrics:
And if she made off with my last clean rig
I'm gonna kill that f***ing ditch pig.
"STP" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if she made off with my last clean ring
I'm gonna kill that f***ing ditch pig
Original Lyrics:
And if she made off with my last clean rig
I'm gonna kill that f***ing ditch pig
"Same In The End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky Fried Chicken and sodomy
It's a hell of a way to start your day
Original Lyrics:
Kentucky Fried Chicken is all that I see
It's a hellafied way to start your day
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something for his contacts.
Original Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something for his punk a**.
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I've got something more impor-tant.
Original Lyrics:
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk-a**.
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new porcupine
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new .45
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's got a nude boy file.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's got a new .45.
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does some kid know that if he knows what is good for him,
he best go run and hide?
Original Lyrics:
Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him,
he best go run and hide.
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't brag to Santeria
Original Lyrics:
I don't practice Santeria
"Santeria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't practice Santa Rita,
I ain't got no crystal ball,
well if I had a million dollars
then I... I spent it all
Original Lyrics:
I don't practice Santeria,
I ain't got no crystal ball,
well I had a million dollars
but I'd... I'd spend it all
"Smoke Two Joints" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spoke to Joyce in the mornin'
I spoke to Joyce at night.
Original Lyrics:
I smoked two joints in the morning
I smoked two joints at night.
"Superstar Punnani"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, so long, so long, see ya.
Original Lyrics:
Selassie, Selassie, Selassie, I...
"We're Only Gonna Die For Our Arrogance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Er, man walked away as Spiderman took control.
Original Lyrics:
Early man walked away as modern man took control.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** it, I'm fried and it's all the same.
or
F*** it, it's Friday and it's all the same.
Original Lyrics:
F***in' and fightin', it's all the same.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurl friends is what I got
I said remember that
Hurl friends is what I got.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' is what I got
I said, 'Remember that'
Lovin', is what I got.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' Vai.
Original Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' riot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' lion.
Original Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' riot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' vibe.
Original Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f***in' riot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f*ckin fly
Original Lyrics:
I can play the guitar like a mother f*ckin riot
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't get angry when my mom scolds me.
Original Lyrics:
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bilingual's right to the rock
Original Lyrics:
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Libbin' lubbudy do's
The only way to stay sane.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with Louie Dog's
The only way to stay sane.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is too short, so love the one you got
Because you might get another, or you might get hot.
Original Lyrics:
Life is too short, so love the one you got
Because you might get run over, or you might get shot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' when Louie dies
The only way to stay sane.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with Louie Dog's
The only way to stay sane.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' with Lou Dobbs is the only way to stay sane
Original Lyrics:
Livin with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' with you is dark the only way to say sane.
Original Lyrics:
Livin with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the sub-plot starts still straight for Long Beach.
Original Lyrics:
Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when your n**s get hot.
Original Lyrics:
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' is what I got
I said remember that
Nothin' is what I got.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' is what I got
I said, 'Remember that'
Lovin', is what I got.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is what I got.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' is what I got.
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One-eyed God
Original Lyrics:
What I Got
"What I Got" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try and test that you're bound to get served
love's what I got
don't start it right out
you'll have it when the base gets hot
Original Lyrics:
Try and test that you're bound to get served
love's what I got
don't start a riot
you'll feel it when the dance gets hot
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
700 brothers and a drunk ass dad
Original Lyrics:
7 horny brothers and a drunk ass dad
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everyone gives.
Original Lyrics:
I never wanted.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's 12 years old
And to Marshall be a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's 12 years old
in two more she'll be a whore.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years and tomorrow she'll be a w**re.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old, in two more she'll be a w**re.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
And to Marshall be a war.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
And 2 more, she'll be a whore.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
And tomorrow she'll be a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
In two more, she'll be a whore.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big soggy jigs running down to her chin.
Original Lyrics:
Big salty tears running down to her chin.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny's twelve years old and tomorrow she'll be a whore
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old in two more she'll be a whore
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddy's 12 years old and to Marshall be a war
Original Lyrics:
Annie's 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her two brown eyes are Lincoln Logs of sill.
Original Lyrics:
Her two brown eyes are leaking like a sieve.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only 12 years old
Ain't too old to be a w*ore.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's 12 years old
In two more, she'll be a w*ore.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soggy jeez running down her chin.
Original Lyrics:
Salty tears running down her chin.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco night, try to make it right
Original Lyrics:
Talk all night, try to make it right
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only family she's ever had
are her seven older brothers and her dumb a$$ dad
she bleeded money so he put her on the streets
and everything was going fine
until the day she let me
Original Lyrics:
The only family she's ever had
are her seven horny brothers and her drunk a$$ dad
he needed money so he put her on the streets
and everything was going fine
until the day she met me
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only family that she had ever had
Was seven million dollars and a drunk a** lad.
Original Lyrics:
The only family that she had ever had
Were seven horny brothers and a drunk a** dad.
"Wrong Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only family that she's ever had
Was her seven-hundred brothers and her drunk a** dad.
Original Lyrics:
The only family that she's ever had
Was her seven horny brothers and her drunk a** dad.

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