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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> The Stylistics

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Stylistics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for The Stylistics on amIright currently.

"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything you ask on dryer
Original Lyrics:
Anything you ask, I'll try
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch, you're my polliwog
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a flying polliwog
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's-a like Hollywood
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha by Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a genie in the sky
Original Lyrics:
You're a genie in disguise
"Break Up To Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' about how bad I treat you
Now tell me I'm wrong.
Original Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well, maybe I'm wrong.
"Break Up To Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say it's me, who love you's.
Original Lyrics:
You say it's me who argues.
"Break Up to Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout a parent-teacher
Well maybe I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well maybe I'm wrong
"Heavy Falling Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hair be falling out.
Original Lyrics:
Heavy falling out
"I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything
But my love but my love
"I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything, Burt my love
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything but my love
"Stone In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be so skeptical, I would scare the worst creeps to them
Original Lyrics:
I'd be so successful, I would scare wall street to death
"Stone in Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be so successful
I would scare wolves straight to death.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be so successful
I would scare Wall Street to death.
"Stoned In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight sensation
Drive a big electric car.
Original Lyrics:
Overnight sensation
Drive a big expensive car.
"You Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked like you do
Original Lyrics:
She walked like you do
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believing me perfect in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Believed in me through thick and thin.
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God breasts you
Original Lyrics:
God bless you
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever I was in Syracuse
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I was insecure
"You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us fart
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part
Listen carefully and you will never be able to hear them sing the "right" lyric again. Definitely sounds like an "F" instead of a "P."

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