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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sting that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"After the Rain Has Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their fires burn into July
Original Lyrics:
Their fires burn into the night
"All This Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And fussing and flapping in priestly black like a murderer crows
Original Lyrics:
And fussing and flapping in priestly black like a murder of crows
"All This Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Und warum?
Und warum, warum?
Und warum?
Und warum, warum?
Und warum?
Original Lyrics:
One by one
One by one, by one
One by one.
One by one, by one
One by one.
'Und warum?' is German for 'And why?'
"Be Still My Beating Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But still I need to fart
Original Lyrics:
Be still my beating heart
from the part of the song where "be still my beating heart" is lower-volume (almost whispered)
"Be Still My Beating Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to every single Bogart movie
Original Lyrics:
I've been to every single book I know
"Be Still My Beating Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It would be better to be cruel
or
It would be better to be crude
or
It would be better to be crude
Original Lyrics:
It would be better to be cool
"Be Still My Beating Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My logic has drowned
And I see I'm in motion
And I see I'm in motion
Original Lyrics:
My logic has drowned
In a sea of emotion
In a sea of emotion
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"Love is pink", I hear you say
or
"Love is paid", I hear you say
or
"Love is paid", I hear you say
Original Lyrics:
"Love is pain", I hear you say
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many strange people out there
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's cacapoopoo?
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's cacapoopoo?
Original Lyrics:
How many of you people out there
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many ugly people out there
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's hair?
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's hair?
Original Lyrics:
How many of you people out there
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're starting up a brand new gay
Original Lyrics:
We're starting up a brand new day
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the catcher, I'm the pitcher.
Original Lyrics:
You're the church and I'm the preacher.
"Brand New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the magnet to my butthole
Original Lyrics:
You're the magnet to my pole
"Demolition Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a three-mile width
Original Lyrics:
I'm a three line whip
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Desert fly. (a le a le)
Original Lyrics:
Desert flower. (a le a le)
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's behind
Original Lyrics:
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of God who sympathizes sin.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of gardens in the desert sands.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of God, who's in the desert sand
Original Lyrics:
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of Goddess in the desert sand
Original Lyrics:
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of ladies, getting laid
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, eh ley-hee eh ley.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of love as Tyron shoots my head
Original Lyrics:
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of love, as Thai runs through my head.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of love, it towers through my head
Original Lyrics:
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain (L. A. , L. A.)
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain (a-leh a-leh)
Considering how rare precipitation is in the City of Angels, the lyric would make sense.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain (ai-lai, ai-lai,)
I dream of phonics in the desert sand
I dream of phonics in the desert sand
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain (ai-lai, ai-lai,)
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain and lady L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, a-lai, a-lai
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain in L.A, L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, a-lai, a-lai.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain in L.A., L.A. (as in Los Angeles)
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, a-lay, a-lay
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain in L.A.
I dream of God in the desert land.
I dream of God in the desert land.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain (ai-lai, ai-lai,)
I dream of gardens in the desert sand.
I dream of gardens in the desert sand.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of rain, hey Lady Elaine.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, eh ley-hee eh ley.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of red (ai-lai, ai-lai).
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain (ai-lai, ai-lai).
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of red, a lady, a lady,
I dream of God who's in the desert sand.
I dream of God who's in the desert sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain (ai-lai, ai-lai)
I dream of gardens in the desert sand.
I dream of gardens in the desert sand.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see it rain.
or
I see a ray, L.A, L.A.
or
I see a ray, L.A, L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I dream of rain, a-lai, a-lai
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the sweet intoxication of the clothes?
Original Lyrics:
Is the sweet intoxication of her love?
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the sweetest intoxication of Baal
Original Lyrics:
Is the sweet intoxication of her love
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the sweeting oxidation
Original Lyrics:
Is the sweet intoxication of her love
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a show'r with friends, you'll sleep, I promise.
Original Lyrics:
Each of her veils, a secret promise
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shadow veils a secret promise
Original Lyrics:
Each of her veils, a secret promise
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweet perfume in the torch of the morning mist
or
The sweet perfume is the touch of the moonlit mist
or
The sweet perfume is the touch of the moonlit mist
Original Lyrics:
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These dreams are tied to a force that will never die
Original Lyrics:
These dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This memory of hidden hearts and souls.
or
This mamma mia even hunts us all.
or
This mamma mia even hunts us all.
Original Lyrics:
This memory of Eden haunts us all.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This spaceship moves in the logic of all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die.
Original Lyrics:
These dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those dreams will tie
Two hearts that will never die.
Two hearts that will never die.
Original Lyrics:
These dreams are tied
To a horse that will never tire.
To a horse that will never tire.
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To rare perfume this is the sweet tick tock cushion on the floor
Original Lyrics:
This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of her love
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose shadow bears a secret promise.
Original Lyrics:
Each of her veils, a secret promise
I've never known the lyrics to this song, even though I thought I did!
"Desert Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose shadow bears the sacred promise
Original Lyrics:
Each of her veils, a secret promise
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentlemen so brightly are rare in this society
And many a candle's brighter than the sun
And many a candle's brighter than the sun
Original Lyrics:
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentleness, sobriety the leader of society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
Original Lyrics:
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my toast upon one's eye.
Original Lyrics:
I like my toast done on one side.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my toaster on Moss Side
Original Lyrics:
I like my toast done on one side
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Libyan, I'm a legal Libyan
I'm a street fighter in disguise.
I'm a street fighter in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sapien, I'm a homosapien
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a Lithuanian
I've got big teeth, I'm from Frankfurt
I've got big teeth, I'm from Frankfurt
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a Negro alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a lethal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a little alien.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a little alien
I'm a Englishman in Newark.
I'm a Englishman in Newark.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm an eagle alien
I'm an international Indian.
I'm an international Indian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, an illegal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York
or
I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien, I'm an Englishman in New York
or
I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien, I'm an Englishman in New York
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien
I'm a evil alien in a car.
I'm a evil alien in a car.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, an illegal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien
I'm a little alien
I'm a multinational hero.
I'm a little alien
I'm a multinational hero.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an aline, I'm a little alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an idiot, I'm an eagle onion
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an idiot
I'm a little idiot.
I'm a little idiot.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien.
I'm a legal alien.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an illegal indian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a legal alien.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm elephant, I'm little elephant
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with Lady Elaine.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mad as naked man as some would say.
Original Lyrics:
If manners maketh man as someone said.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. International Airport
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother speaks propriety believes to no variety
You can be there as the only one.
You can be there as the only one.
Original Lyrics:
Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one.
You could end up as the only one.
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes Mortal Combat gear
Original Lyrics:
Takes more than combat-gear
"Englishman In New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, I'm an idiot, I'm a legal idiot
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman in New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Chinaman will walk but never run
Original Lyrics:
A gentleman will walk but never run
"Englishman in New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I let my toes down on one side
Original Lyrics:
I like my toast done on one side
"Englishman in New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an Aryan, an illegal Aryan
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
"Englishman in New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes more than comeback here to make a man
Original Lyrics:
Takes more than combat gear to make a man
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
American song that I've broken
Original Lyrics:
And there have been some that I've broken.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
American summer lie broken.
Original Lyrics:
And there have been some that I've broken.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among the fields of Bali
Original Lyrics:
Among the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among the fields of folly
Original Lyrics:
Among the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I swear on the mess too late.
Original Lyrics:
But I swear in the days still left.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the fields are farting.
or
Among the fields of Barli.
or
Among the fields of Barli.
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there on the summit I broke.
Original Lyrics:
And there have been some that I've broken.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As we walk in fields of coal.
Original Lyrics:
As we walk in fields of gold.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear by the destitute apes
Original Lyrics:
But I swear in the days still left
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear in the dusty loft
or
But I swear in the nest you left
or
But I swear in the nest you left
Original Lyrics:
But I swear in the days still left
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never made promises in life.
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never made promises like it
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly.
Beautiful song that doesn't get enough airplay, in my opinion.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never made promises like you
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never made promises likely.
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never make promises like American samurai folk
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly, and there have been some that I've broken
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never make promises like you.
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear in the mist when you left
We walked in fields of gold.
We walked in fields of gold.
Original Lyrics:
But I swear in the days still left
We'll walk in fields of gold.
We'll walk in fields of gold.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the fields of gold.
Original Lyrics:
Among the fields of gold.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his arms she fell, as her hair came out
Original Lyrics:
In his arms she fell, as her hair came down
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his arms she fell, as her head came down
Original Lyrics:
In his arms she fell, as her hair came down
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many years have passed
Since those Sundays
Among the fields of Harleys.
Since those Sundays
Among the fields of Harleys.
Original Lyrics:
Many years have passed
Since those summer days
Among the fields of barley.
Since those summer days
Among the fields of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So she took her love for two crates of wine
Among the fields of barley.
Among the fields of barley.
Original Lyrics:
So she took her love for to gaze a while
Upon the fields of barley.
Upon the fields of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So she took her love for two crates of wine
Among the fields of barley.
Among the fields of barley.
Original Lyrics:
So she took her love for to gaze a while
Upon the fields of barley.
Upon the fields of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So she took her love
For two gays awhile.
For two gays awhile.
Original Lyrics:
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile.
For to gaze awhile.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The mirror's been something I've broken.
Original Lyrics:
And there have been some that I've broken.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of Barney.
Original Lyrics:
Upon the filds of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of bodies
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of foggy.
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley.
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of holly
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of honey
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of potty
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We walk in Fields of the War
Original Lyrics:
We walk in fields of gold
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the westing moves
Upon the fields of volley
Upon the fields of volley
Original Lyrics:
When the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of valley?
Among the fields of valley?
Original Lyrics:
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley?
Among the fields of barley?
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among the fields of Ollie
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among the fields of Varley lol
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As we walk the fields of corn
Original Lyrics:
As we walk in fields of gold.
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As we walk the folds of corn
Original Lyrics:
As we walk in fields of gold.
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go beyond the fields of gold
Original Lyrics:
As we walk the fields of gold
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many years have passed
Since there's someone dead
Among the fields of barley.
Since there's someone dead
Among the fields of barley.
Original Lyrics:
Many years have passed
Since those summer days
Among the fields of barley.
Since those summer days
Among the fields of barley.
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of garlic
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we rely on fields of gold
Original Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we lie in fields of gold
"Fields of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we rely on fields of gold
As we rely on fields of gold
Original Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in fields of gold
As we lie in fields of gold
"Fine Knacks for Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a precious tuba to be played,
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
Original Lyrics:
It is a precious jewel to be plain,
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And bit by bit this fortress
Surrounds your heart.
Surrounds your heart.
Original Lyrics:
And if I built this fortress
Around your heart.
Around your heart.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Organa fill the cavern
or
Let me build a bridge, or I cannot build the chasm.
or
Let me build a bridge, for I cannot fill the castle
or
And let me build a bridge, for I cannot build a castle
or
And let me build a bridge, for I cannot build a castle
Original Lyrics:
And let me build a bridge, for I cannot fill the chasm
Some official Star Wars money-grabbing publication said that Leia's full name was Princess Leia Organa
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me build a bridge,
For I cannot build a castle
Let me set the mat on this one - ah
For I cannot build a castle
Let me set the mat on this one - ah
Original Lyrics:
Then let me build a bridge,
For I cannot fill the chasm,
And let me set the battlements on fire.
For I cannot fill the chasm,
And let me set the battlements on fire.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me build a bridge...for I can’t afford a castle
Original Lyrics:
Then let me build a bridge,
For I cannot fill the chasm
For I cannot fill the chasm
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me fight the battle of the unicorns.
Original Lyrics:
And let me set the battlements on fire.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the tattered dragon's wing
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the tattered flag we've made
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Encircled you with fishes in cold water
Original Lyrics:
Encircled you with trenches and barbed wire
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to stop my tracts for fear of walking on the mind's eye lane
Original Lyrics:
Had to stop my tracks for fear of walking on the mines I'd laid
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In circles you with treasures and barbed wire
Original Lyrics:
Encircled you with trenches and barbed wire
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me set the battle bridge on fire.
Original Lyrics:
Let me set the battlements on fire.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me set the battle moose on fire
Original Lyrics:
Let me set the battlements on fire
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The war went on for years and years
They probably thought of you and wished that I was dead.
They probably thought of you and wished that I was dead.
Original Lyrics:
Away so long for years and years
You probably thought or even wished that I was dead.
You probably thought or even wished that I was dead.
"Fortress Around Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then let me be the Grinch
Original Lyrics:
Then let me build a bridge
"Fragile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As we forget how French we are.
Original Lyrics:
Lest we forget how fragile we are.
"Fragile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing comes from violins and nothing ever could.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could.
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
By Sears foreclosure
Original Lyrics:
By seers foretold
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glow-ow-ow in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
His eyes his way
Original Lyrics:
His eyes as flame
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most highly favored babe, Gloria
Original Lyrics:
Most highly favored lady, Gloria
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most highly flavored lady, Gloria!
Original Lyrics:
Most highly favored lady, Gloria!
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
"Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those potty cinqo sais, Orion
Original Lyrics:
Most highly favored lady, Gloria
"I Hung My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a low rider crossing the plane,
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim.
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a lone rider crossing the plane,
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim.
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim.
I didn't mishear this lyric, but it really does sound like that's what he's saying.
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw three s***s come sailing by
Original Lyrics:
I saw three ships come sailing in
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw three s***s concealing
Original Lyrics:
I saw three ships come sailing
"I Was Brought to My Senses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked on the banks of time
or
I walked on the banks of thyme
or
I walked on the banks of thyme
Original Lyrics:
I walked on the banks of Tyne
"If I Ever Lose My Faith In You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever lose my face in you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I ever lose my faith in you?
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I don't trace
Original Lyrics:
Without a trace
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I happen to lose my date in you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have the blues and faith for you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have the blues and faith in you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have the blues, my faith in you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have the news of fate in you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone said I was a locked man in a locked world
Original Lyrics:
Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could say I lost my faith in silence
Original Lyrics:
You could say I lost my faith in science
"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would say I lost my cents and direction
Original Lyrics:
You would say I lost my sense in direction
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
3, 3, '73
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyone can suck and f*** us.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna keep something precious...
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
FiFi, set them free.
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free.
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleet, Fleet, C.B. Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free, free, vasectomy
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna do something, fresh-ass...
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna keep something precious...
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna keep something fresher...
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna keep something precious...
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a priest in a gilded cage.
or
The police in a built-in cage.
or
The police in a built-in cage.
Original Lyrics:
Or a beast in a gilded cage.
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a weapon boy
Original Lyrics:
Or a whippin' boy
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee, pee, let them pee.
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free.
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, set me free
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set me free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar free, saccharin free
or
'Drees, 'drees, set boundaries
or
'Drees, 'drees, set boundaries
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, Sweet Vasectomy
Original Lyrics:
Free, Free Set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three freaks, set them free.
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free.
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three, three, seven three
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees, trees, set them free
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't control an independent hawk.
Original Lyrics:
You can't control an independent heart.
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll graduate
Original Lyrics:
He'll guide you well
"Lithium Sunset"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Fill my eyes.
"Little Wind (Hebdrix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm searching constantly.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sad she comes to me.
"Love Is Stronger Than Justice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a big fat quivering slug.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a big fat river in flood.
"Love Is Stronger Than Justice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a big, fat river of blood
Original Lyrics:
Love is a big fat river in flood.
"Love Is The Seventh Wave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the empire of destruction
You're the queen of all USA.
You're the queen of all USA.
Original Lyrics:
In the empire of the senses
You're the queen of all you survey.
You're the queen of all you survey.
"Love Is The Seventh Wave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the queen of all, U.S. of A.
Original Lyrics:
You're the queen of all you survey.
"My Funny Friend And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the world and we know you carried me.
Original Lyrics:
And now the world and me know you carried me.
"Nothing 'bout Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my fingerprints if you have cable
Original Lyrics:
Take my fingerprints if you are able
"Nothing About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only to me, the looks of my history
I'm a simple man, there's no big mystery
cold weather, ten years ago
just like this, a lonely man like me
gets a cold
I'm a simple man, there's no big mystery
cold weather, ten years ago
just like this, a lonely man like me
gets a cold
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to read no books of my history
I'm a simple man, it's no big mystery
In the cold weather, a hand needs a glove
At times like this, a lonely man like me
needs love
I'm a simple man, it's no big mystery
In the cold weather, a hand needs a glove
At times like this, a lonely man like me
needs love
"Rock Steady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Than is a parrot to the eye
Original Lyrics:
Than is apparent to the eye
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Europe and America there's a growing fear of listeria
Original Lyrics:
In Europe and America there's a growing feeling of hysteria
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no such thing as dirigible war.
Original Lyrics:
There's no such thing as a winnable war.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We share the same biology. We hardly survive geology.
Original Lyrics:
We share the same biology. Regardless of ideology.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We share the same biology
Regardless of our geology.
Regardless of our geology.
Original Lyrics:
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology.
Regardless of ideology.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We share the same biology
We've got to survive Geology.
We've got to survive Geology.
Original Lyrics:
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology.
Regardless of ideology.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all share the same biology
We got less of ideology.
We got less of ideology.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all share the same biology
Regardless of ideology.
Regardless of ideology.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well all share the same biology
Forget to describe geology
or
Well all share the same biology
Regardless of our genealogy.
Forget to describe geology
or
Well all share the same biology
Regardless of our genealogy.
Original Lyrics:
Well all share the same biology
Regardless of ideology.
Regardless of ideology.
"Russians" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're a part of America
There's a growing feeling of hysteria.
There's a growing feeling of hysteria.
Original Lyrics:
In Europe and America
There's a growing feeling of hysteria.
There's a growing feeling of hysteria.
"Sacred Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to heal the moose.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to hear the news.
"Send Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't play with the one-eyed snake.
Original Lyrics:
No prayer but the one I sing.
"Seven Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven days in a kliko. (Pronounced 'kleeko')
Original Lyrics:
Seven days will quickly go.
A 'kliko' is a trash can.
"Soul Cages"
Misheard Lyrics:
One asshole in the soul cages
Original Lyrics:
One less soul in the soul cages
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's smokin'
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care, I don't care
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake, a soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's okay
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul cake, soul cake, please don't mess with my soul cake
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake, a soul cake, please good missus, a soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spoken
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
"Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mistress' ars***lo
Original Lyrics:
The Mistress also
"Spread a Little Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze dried
Original Lyrics:
Please try
"The Coventry Carol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye roulette, roulette
Original Lyrics:
Bye-bye lully, lullay
"The Cowboy Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a singer all my days
Original Lyrics:
I've been a sinner all my days
"The Hounds of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lick my thoughts together
Original Lyrics:
Collect my thoughts together
"The Soul Cages"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the sulk ages.
Original Lyrics:
These are the soul cages.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you as a guide in my life.
Original Lyrics:
I need you as my guide and my light.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see me with you and all the fizzy doo
Original Lyrics:
I see me with you and all the things we do
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll be the end of July
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together tonight
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me together tonight.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together tonight.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To have you with me, I was Wimbley seven dee
I need you as my guidin' - my light.
I need you as my guidin' - my light.
Original Lyrics:
To have you with me, I would swim the seven seas
I need you as my guide and my light.
I need you as my guide and my light.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To have you with me, I was through with seventeen
My love is a flame that bruising your name.
My love is a flame that bruising your name.
Original Lyrics:
To have you with me, I would swim the seven seas
My love is a flame that burns in your name.
My love is a flame that burns in your name.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To have you with me, I would swing through seven trees
My love is a flame the birds in your name.
My love is a flame the birds in your name.
Original Lyrics:
To have you with me, I would swim the seven seas
My love is a flame that burns in your name.
My love is a flame that burns in your name.
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should always be no better
Original Lyrics:
We should always be together
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be together denied
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together tonight
"We'll Be Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be together for life.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together tonight.
"When We Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would walk away and shave
Original Lyrics:
I would walk away in shame
"When We Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid
Original Lyrics:
I'm still in love, I'm still in love, I'm still in love...
"When We Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could break down this walls
And shoot my neighbor down the skirt.
And shoot my neighbor down the skirt.
Original Lyrics:
If I could break down these walls
And shout my name at Heaven's gate.
And shout my name at Heaven's gate.
"When We Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One Christmas Day, my soul salvation.
Original Lyrics:
The priest has said my soul salvation.
"Why Should I Cry For You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Parking just for me.
Original Lyrics:
Dark angels follow me.
"Work the Black Seam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in the back seat together
Original Lyrics:
We work the black seam together
"You Still Touch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that snout
Original Lyrics:
In that smile
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