Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Al Stewart
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There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Al Stewart on amIright currently.
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"Apple Cider Reconstitution"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doors were crusted,
with modern leaves and names carved long ago.
with modern leaves and names carved long ago.
Original Lyrics:
The doors were crusted,
with mud and leaves and names carved long ago
with mud and leaves and names carved long ago
"Broadway Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Donna Summers' day
Original Lyrics:
Mist on a summer's day
"Man For All Seasons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Henry Clientogenous still looks for someone.
Original Lyrics:
Henry Plantagenet still looks for someone.
"On The Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one notices the custard slip away.
Original Lyrics:
No one notices the customs slip away.
"Running Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the camp face of the night,
the tumbling rhythms of guitars ring loud and clear
the tumbling rhythms of guitars ring loud and clear
Original Lyrics:
In the cafés of the night,
the tumbling rhythm of guitars ring loud and clear
the tumbling rhythm of guitars ring loud and clear
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the food-tarred walls and the market stalls
There's a hint that she'll eat you, too.
There's a hint that she'll eat you, too.
Original Lyrics:
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to.
There's a hidden door she leads you to.
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a head in there she'll eat you too
There's a head in there she'll eat you too
Original Lyrics:
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
There's a hidden door she leads you to
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza Larry contemplating a crime
Original Lyrics:
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes incensed and petulantly
Original Lyrics:
She comes in incense and patchouli
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air of a kind
Original Lyrics:
The year of the cat
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've thrown away your choice of lobster chicken.
Original Lyrics:
You've thrown away your chance and lost your ticket.
"The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
and you've thrown away your choice of lobster tickets so you have to stay on
Original Lyrics:
and you've thrown away your choice. You've lost your tickets, so you have to stay on
"Time Passages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me a ticket on the last tray home tonight
or
A one-way ticket on the last train home tonight
or
A one-way ticket on the last train home tonight
Original Lyrics:
Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight
"Time Passages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying sausages
Original Lyrics:
Time passages
"Time Passages"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something back here, lift that behind.
Original Lyrics:
There's something back here that you left behind.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the first sign of tourists are gone.
Original Lyrics:
And the bus and the tourists are gone.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the last first amateurists are gone.
Original Lyrics:
And the bus and the tourists are gone.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the last thing you hear is Saigon.
Original Lyrics:
And the bus and the tourists are gone.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you've thrown away your joys of lobster picking
Original Lyrics:
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning from a bogus art movie
Original Lyrics:
In the morning from a Bogart movie
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the rhythm of Eve Fontaine
Original Lyrics:
In the rhythm of the new-born day
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the rhythm of the new frontier
Original Lyrics:
In the rhythm of the new-born day
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the year of the goat.
Original Lyrics:
It's the year of the cat.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a Monarch from a boat yard moving.
Original Lyrics:
On a morning from a Bogart movie.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a morning from a Foghat movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like fee taloric
Contemplating a crime.
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like fee taloric
Contemplating a crime.
Original Lyrics:
On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime.
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the bus I'm a tourist's cigar.
Original Lyrics:
And the bus and the tourists are gone.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
One morning comes and you're still withered.
Original Lyrics:
Well, morning comes and you're still with her.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pete Delori contemplating a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pete or Lori contemplating a crime
Original Lyrics:
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes in incest or Pit Julie
Original Lyrics:
She comes in incense or patchouli
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes in innocence and so truly.
Original Lyrics:
She comes in incense and patchouli.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strolling through the crowd
Like Big Delores contemplating a crime.
Like Big Delores contemplating a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Strolling through the crowd
Like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
Like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the rhythm of the new-born team
or
To the rhythm of the new fontaine.
or
To the rhythm of the new fontaine.
Original Lyrics:
In the rhythm of the new-born day.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like Pete Tolari.
Original Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre.
"Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like pink Tavares...
Original Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre...
"Year of the Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pete Colani, come and play in my grime
Original Lyrics:
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime
"Year of the Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Lorre and to plating a rhyme.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
"Year of the Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like
Pete Tolare contemplating a crime.
Pete Tolare contemplating a crime.
Original Lyrics:
You go strolling through the crowd like
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
"Year of the Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've thrown away your 'choice of lobster' ticket.
Original Lyrics:
You've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket.
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A Beach Full of Shells album at Amazon.com
Year of the Cat album at Amazon.com
Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Past, Present And Future album at Amazon.com
Time Passages album at Amazon.com
Down in the Cellar album at Amazon.com
To Whom It May Concern, 1966-1970 album at Amazon.com
Modern Times album at Amazon.com
Last Days of the Century album at Amazon.com
Acoustic Evening With Al Stewart album at Amazon.com
