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There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Status Quo on amIright currently.
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"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would drink my wine
Wouldn't p*** at night.
Wouldn't p*** at night.
Original Lyrics:
I would drink my wine
Wouldn't miss a night.
Wouldn't miss a night.
"Down Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want all the world to see
To see you're laughing
At your lavatory.
To see you're laughing
At your lavatory.
Original Lyrics:
I want all the world to see
To see you're laughing
And you're laughing at me.
To see you're laughing
And you're laughing at me.
"Down The Dustpipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell into the lovely dustpipe
Thought the vicar was standing there.
Thought the vicar was standing there.
Original Lyrics:
Fell into the lonely dustpipe
Hope my pick-up can stand the test.
Hope my pick-up can stand the test.
"Down The Dustpipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned into the lonely dustpipe
Hope I pick up the standard test.
Hope I pick up the standard test.
Original Lyrics:
Turned into the lonely dustpipe,
Hope my pick-up can stand the test.
Hope my pick-up can stand the test.
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember what the daft man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember what the draft man said?
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember what the daft man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember what the draft man said?
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handy maids flying over your bed
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, grout her bad.
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, grout her bad.
Original Lyrics:
Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handy maids flying over your bed
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, you're out of bet.
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, you're out of bet.
Original Lyrics:
Hand Grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Navigation in a formal man
Lunch of Spam does the best he can
Urine the Army, Woah Woah
Urine the Army now.
Lunch of Spam does the best he can
Urine the Army, Woah Woah
Urine the Army now.
Original Lyrics:
A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the Army, Woah Woah
You're in the Army now.
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the Army, Woah Woah
You're in the Army now.
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in Miami now.
Original Lyrics:
You're in the Army now.
"In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in the...Oh me now!
Original Lyrics:
You're in the Army now.
"Paper Plane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding in a big black dodgem car.
Original Lyrics:
Riding in a three grand Deutsche car.
'Deutsche' is German for 'German'.
"Pictures Of Matchstick Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures of plastic man
Original Lyrics:
Pictures of matchstick men
"Pictures Of Matchstick Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
So he took his brush and waits out side the factory gates.
Original Lyrics:
So he took his brush and paints outside the factory gates.
"Red Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hairy stein behind me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a red sky behind me.
"Rockin' All Over The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm annoying annoying annoying annoying
Original Lyrics:
And I like it I like it I like it I like it
"Rockin' All Over The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a lie, in a lie, in a lie, in a lie
Original Lyrics:
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
"What You're Proposin'?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, Napoleon!
Original Lyrics:
What you're proposin'?
"What You're Proposin'?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, Napoleon!
Original Lyrics:
What you're proposin'?
"Whatever You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You showed up
You showed out
You love to travel
Turn around, give me a shout
You take it all
My sweet rejoice
And now today
You couldn't even say goodnight.
You showed out
You love to travel
Turn around, give me a shout
You take it all
My sweet rejoice
And now today
You couldn't even say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
You´re showing off
You´re showing out
You look for trouble
Turn around, give me a shout
I take it all
You squeeze me dry
And now today
You couldn´t even say goodbye.
You´re showing out
You look for trouble
Turn around, give me a shout
I take it all
You squeeze me dry
And now today
You couldn´t even say goodbye.
"You're In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in the Miami now
Original Lyrics:
You're in the army now
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Whatever You Want: The Best of Status Quo album at Amazon.com
Ultimate Collection album at Amazon.com
Whatever You Want album at Amazon.com
On the Level album at Amazon.com
Live album at Amazon.com
Quo album at Amazon.com
Never Too Late album at Amazon.com
Rockin' All over the World album at Amazon.com
Blue for You album at Amazon.com
In the Army Now album at Amazon.com
