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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Ringo Starr
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ringo Starr that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 42 misheard song lyrics for Ringo Starr on amIright currently.
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"A Dose of Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know that you can
Original Lyrics:
You don't know that you care
"Back Off Boogaloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a black heights right from Woodstock
Original Lyrics:
I got a flash right from the start
"Back Off Boogaloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need you
Just pretend that you are dead
Pinch yourself upon the cart
Just pretend that you are dead
Pinch yourself upon the cart
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, meat head
Don't pretend that you are dead
Get yourself up off the cart
Don't pretend that you are dead
Get yourself up off the cart
"Drumming Is My Madness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing against my madness
Nothing against my business.
Nothing against my business.
Original Lyrics:
Drumming is my madness
Drumming is my business.
Drumming is my business.
"Have You Seen My Baby (Hold On)?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen my baby on the other moon?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen my baby on the avenue?
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know they're George and Weezy
Original Lyrics:
And you know it don't come easy
George and Weezy were the Jeffersons, who originated on All in the Family before they got their own spin-off series
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know you don't go easy
Original Lyrics:
And you know it don't come easy
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Being at the beach is how we make it.
Original Lyrics:
Please remember peace is how we make it.
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Being at the beach is how we make it
Original Lyrics:
Peace, remember peace is how we make it.
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy thinner each.
Original Lyrics:
Here within your reach.
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, don't call me 'Zeh'
Original Lyrics:
You know it don't come easy
"It Don't Come Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, remember me because I'm naked.
Original Lyrics:
Peace, remember peace is how we make it.
"No No Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No BVD's, they only make me sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
No thank you please, they only make me sneeze.
"Oh My My" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cari-boogie
Original Lyrics:
Can you boogie?
Cari-boogie: a portmanteau of Caribou and boogie
"Oh My My" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt myself heaving and as I was leaving
Original Lyrics:
I felt myself healing and as I was leaving
"Only You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my Desitin
Original Lyrics:
You are my destiny
Desitin is an ointment used to treat diaper rash.
"Peace Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I had a pee stream
Original Lyrics:
Last night I had a peace dream
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've caught is a porno-grapher
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is a photograph and...
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is a bowl of rafters
Original Lyrics:
But all I got is a photograph.
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is a phonograph
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is a photograph
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all I've got is a bowl of crap.
Original Lyrics:
But all I got is a photograph.
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get used to losing you
Original Lyrics:
I can't get used to living here
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you here to have a cold.
Original Lyrics:
I want you here to have and hold.
"Snookeroo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were sent in by the record playin'.
Original Lyrics:
We were sentenced by the wrecking crane.
"Wrack My Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck my brain
Original Lyrics:
Wrack my brain
"You're Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sexting, you're beautiful and you're mine
Original Lyrics:
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine
"You're Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're blind
Original Lyrics:
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine
Editor's note: It would not have been plausible to have misheard "16" as "sexting" because that word wasn't around in the 1970s. (Also, please use neutral-quote apostrophes only.)
"You're Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sixteen, you're beautiful, Aunt Jemima.
Original Lyrics:
You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine.
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