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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jim Stafford that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Jim Stafford on amIright currently.

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"A Real Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried the Pearl Test
Original Lyrics:
I tried to protest
"Spiders And Snakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like Saddam Hussein.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like spiders and snakes.
"Spiders and Snakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still looking for something to flip up her dress
or
Still looking for something to zip down her dress
or
Still looking for something to zip down her dress
Original Lyrics:
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
"The Nifty Fifties"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genie bobba
Original Lyrics:
Teenybopper
"Wildwood Weed"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he saw it and turned white as a sheik
Original Lyrics:
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet
"Wildwood Weed"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of stiffin' Burlington
Original Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.
"Wildwood Weed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come back now, ya' hear?
Original Lyrics:
Y'all come back now, hear?

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Jim Stafford - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Best of Jim Stafford album at Amazon.com
 
 
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