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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Stephen Sondheim

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stephen Sondheim that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Stephen Sondheim on amIright currently.

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"Send in the Clowns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you love the forest?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you love the farce?
"Send in the Clowns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send in the Clouds
Original Lyrics:
Send in the clowns
"The Jet's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jets are all queer
A silly der's a-clicking.
Original Lyrics:
The jets are in gear
Our cylinder's are clickin'!
"Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today the world was just a mattress
A place for me to live in
No better than a light.
Original Lyrics:
Today the world was just an address
A place for me to live in
No better than all right.

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