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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Soft Cell

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Soft Cell that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Soft Cell on amIright currently.

"Divided Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a vicar in my bed
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hooker in my bed
"Fun City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Firm sitting
Original Lyrics:
Fun city
"Say Hello, Wave Good-Bye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the door watching pink flamingos
Flying in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
Crying in the rain.
"Say Hello, Wave Good-Bye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on the dock, a pink flamingo
crying in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo,
crying in the rain
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will berate you down the high street.
Original Lyrics:
I will parade you down the high streets.
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like you in a love-like glee
Original Lyrics:
I would like you on a long black leash.
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like you in a love-like lead.
Original Lyrics:
I would like you on a long black leash.
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it nice
cinnamon spice
luring disco dollys to Miami Vice
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it nice
Sugar and Spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lurid disco dollars to a life of ice
Original Lyrics:
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Luring disco dollies to a life of Christ.
Original Lyrics:
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
"Sex Dwarf" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexual
Original Lyrics:
Sex dwarf
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Changin' love
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the taste of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faint and shove
Original Lyrics:
Tainted Love
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you sneeze
Original Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you tease
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you but you're ugly so,
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Original Lyrics:
I love you though you hurt me so,
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't behave that way.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into a lot of me.
or
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into a lord of me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Live in Hove
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Painted glove
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my tea son that's not Nellie Oh..
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not Milly, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you drive into, Lordy me!
Original Lyrics:
From the pain you drive into the heart of me
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lovely Cher
Seems to go nowhere.
Original Lyrics:
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you try so hard on me.
Original Lyrics:
The pain you drive into the heart of me.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinted love
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love

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