Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Elliott Smith
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There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Elliott Smith on amIright currently.
"Alameda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face Down, breakfast of the Champions
Original Lyrics:
Face down, bow to the champion.
"Angeles"
Misheard Lyrics:
So glad to meet jews in Los Angelas.
Original Lyrics:
So glad to meet you, Angeles.
"Cupid's Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot Olivia.
Original Lyrics:
Should've lit me up.
"Cupid's Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot him in the arm.
Original Lyrics:
Should've lit me up.
"Cupid's Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've been a cop.
Original Lyrics:
Should've lit me up.
"Everything Means Nothing To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone in the future loves a statue, and it felt good.
or
Someone in the future loves a statue in a phone booth.
or
Someone in the future loves a statue in a phone booth.
Original Lyrics:
Someone found the future as a statue in a fountain.
"Fond Farewell"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**** burning on a shining sheep
Original Lyrics:
Pitch burning on a shining sheet
"Junk Bond Trader"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Terminator's trying to steal my Doritos.
Original Lyrics:
The permenant installment of the daily dose.
"Memory Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The major's name is Phil
His voice patrols the Bill.
His voice patrols the Bill.
Original Lyrics:
The mayor's name is fear
His voice patrols the pier.
His voice patrols the pier.
"Miss Misery (Early Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hold I lick your butt I keep a good attitude
Original Lyrics:
I can't hold my liquor but I keep a good attitude
"Miss Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met in the park
Read the lowlights in my hair.
Read the lowlights in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
We met in the park
Read the lines in my hand.
Read the lines in my hand.
"Miss Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met in the park
Read the lines in my head.
Read the lines in my head.
Original Lyrics:
A man in the park
Read the lines in my hand.
Read the lines in my hand.
"No Name Number 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody's going to class.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's gone at last.
"Pitseleh"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silient kid is looking down a bag of rolls.
Original Lyrics:
A silent kid is looking down the barrel.
"Pretty Mary K"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the soldiers at the fort waved you away.
Original Lyrics:
But a soldier's uniform waved you away.
"Pretty Mary K"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walked 'round the block to Doctor St. James.
Original Lyrics:
Walked down the dock and talked to St. James.
"Roman Candle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lucid, maybe.
Original Lyrics:
I'm hallucinating.
"Rose Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And to march down the street
Like a deer-soaked bunny.
Like a deer-soaked bunny.
Original Lyrics:
And to march down the street
Like the Duracell bunny.
Like the Duracell bunny.
Editor's note: Actually the Energizer bunny, but Elliott was a little confused.
"Say Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crickets spin, can't come to rest
I'm damaged bad at best.
I'm damaged bad at best.
Original Lyrics:
Crooked spin can't come to rest
I'm damaged bad at best.
I'm damaged bad at best.
"Son Of Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of Sampson
Of a shining star
Of a shining star
Original Lyrics:
Son of Sam
Son of a shining star
Son of a shining star
"Son Of Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fall down.
Original Lyrics:
King for a day
"Speed Trials"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's a sure short, and as hard as your d***.
Original Lyrics:
But it's as sure as fate and as hard as your luck.
"Speed Trials"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its just a free smile cold horse in your face
A lonely speed trial grilled ham in your plate.
A lonely speed trial grilled ham in your plate.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a brief smile crossing your face
Running speed trials still standing in place.
Running speed trials still standing in place.
"Speed Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a free smile
Cold horse in your face.
Cold horse in your face.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a brief smile
Crossing your face.
Crossing your face.
"Strung Out Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my parents hate my face.
Original Lyrics:
I know my place and hate my face.
"Stupidity Tries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another drunk unkeys the door.
or
I'm not a drunk, unkey my door.
or
I'm not a drunk, unkey my door.
Original Lyrics:
Another drunk conquistador
"The Worst Part Is Almost Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys always watch the clock.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes always watch the clock.
"Waltz #2 (xo)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so glad that my name is Ramon
Original Lyrics:
I'm so glad that my memory's remote
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from a basement on the hill album at Amazon.com
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XO album at Amazon.com
Elliott Smith album at Amazon.com
Figure 8 album at Amazon.com
Roman Candle album at Amazon.com
Division Day/No Name #6 album at Amazon.com
