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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Slipknot that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 292 misheard song lyrics for Slipknot on amIright currently.

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"(Sic)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've just begun
Smell that taco cookin'.
Original Lyrics:
I've just begun
It's about that time.
"(Sic)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the pace!
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the pain!
"(sic)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've just begun, gotta get my mother to get a (sigh)
Original Lyrics:
I've just begun, it's about the time gotta get my (sigh)
Yes, the song title actually contains parentheses around it.
"(sic)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pie! (Here comes the cream!)
Original Lyrics:
Bye! (Here comes the pain!)
"3 Nil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't mean to leave the stain right here.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't need to leave to stay right here.
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hope Alliance is s***.
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is sick.
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sarcophagus is s***.
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing is sick.
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole philosophy's sick.
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is sick.
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is sh**...
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is sick {or (sic)}....
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is shit!
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing I think is sick.
"742617000027"
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole thing is s**t.
Original Lyrics:
The whole thing, I think, is sick.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is get laid.
Original Lyrics:
All I ever do is delay.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big white ditz
Soaked in hot gasoline.
Original Lyrics:
I'm ripped across the ditch
And settled in the dirt.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a woman before I am a man
Original Lyrics:
I am a world before I am a man
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a woman before I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
I am a world before I am a man.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a worm before I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
I am a world before I am a man.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am unworthy for I am a man
I was a creaton before upper stands.
Original Lyrics:
I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand.
"Before I Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I....Was a preacher before I began.
Original Lyrics:
I....Was a creature before I began.
"Custer"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, God, get me up, and f***, f***, f*** me up
Original Lyrics:
Cut, cut, cut me up, and f***, f***, f*** me up
"Despise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Musty the Monkey gets so excited.
Original Lyrics:
My state of mind gets so one-sided.
"Despise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulse of the maggots are so one sided.
Original Lyrics:
My state of mind gets so one-sided.
"Diluted"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heroes and bread
The fries in my shed.
Original Lyrics:
My heroes are dead
They died in my head.
"Diluted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did I, did I
Do the design for all of us?
Original Lyrics:
What the h*** did I
Do to deserve all of this?
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is N'Sync!
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is insane!
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is incest!
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is insane!
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of God is insane.
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is insane.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's made of all the things I am today.
Original Lyrics:
But it's made of all the things I have to take.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have screamed into my baseball house.
Original Lyrics:
I have screamed until my veins collapsed.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I push my big a** into her face.
Original Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my a**.
Original Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my pies
It's the only thing that tastes better than cake
And it's made of all the things that I must bake
Original Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
And it's made of all the things that I must take
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I push the forkers into my pies.
Original Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iit's the only thing
That slowly stops the egg.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only thing that slowly stops the end.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only thing that stops me there.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Of Nazareth
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, it never ends.
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god it's itching!
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is insane!
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, it's N'Sync
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is insane!
"Duality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just in Neverland
The pushes wait inside.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, it never ends
It works it's way inside.
"Everything Ends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are all f***ed and overrated.
Original Lyrics:
You are wrong, f***ed and overrated.
"Everything Ends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are rod f***ed, and Rover ate it.
Original Lyrics:
You are wrong, f***ed and overrated.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me in my butt now, Aye!
Original Lyrics:
Look me in my brand new eye!
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna feel pain?
Naked, my name is pain.
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna feel pain?
Taken my name in vain.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a father's son 'cuz he's offensive and missed trees
or
I am a father's son 'cuz he's a fence, I'm a mistery.
Original Lyrics:
I am my father's son 'cuz he's a phantom, a mystery.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me have my porno, aye!
Original Lyrics:
Look me in my brand new eye!
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ripping up a porno 'Ahhhhhhhh!'
Original Lyrics:
Look me in the brand new eye.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't get to California without a minor brain disease
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't say California without your mother-F**king I's
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see Califonria without mother mudkips eyes
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California with Amanda's f***ing eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California with a mother mud-pack's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California with the modern brightness eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California without Mark Barmitsvah aye.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California without mother-f***ing eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California without your muthaf***ing gripes.
or
You can't see California without something in your pipes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see California
Without my g**d*** eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California
Without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see candy either without Mark and brandy pies.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't take California with the mud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't take California without mauling Brando's eye.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cant see California through a mother f***er's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cant see California without mother******* eyes
Original Lyrics:
You cant see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
The misheard lyrics were posted on this website as being the correct ones. After talking with them backstage at the Hartford leg of the Pledge of Allegiance tour, and reading the jacket to their first cd, i found that the true lyrics were' You cant see California without Marlon Brando's eyes' which refers to our inability to see the truth for what it really is instead of what its been made out to be
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cant see California without my own father's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get to California where murdererderers die
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get to California with a mullet pirates a***.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
"Gehenna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free my satellite
Original Lyrics:
Free my severed heart
"Gehenna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free my severed eye
Original Lyrics:
Free my severed heart
"Get This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me ice-cream, Corey!
Original Lyrics:
Give me a scream, Corey!
"Get This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kisses of joy!
Original Lyrics:
Get this or die!
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Automated!
Original Lyrics:
I am hated.
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wife says: 'You'll never know'.
Original Lyrics:
But what's inside of me, you'll never know.
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron Maiden!
Original Lyrics:
I am hated
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron median
Original Lyrics:
I am hated
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step down with what you get.
Original Lyrics:
Stripped down, we want you dead.
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step down with what you said.
Original Lyrics:
Stripped down, we want you dead.
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The old one is my enemy.
Original Lyrics:
The whole world is my enemy.
"I Am Hated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Theo was my enemy.
Original Lyrics:
The whole world's my enemy
"Interloper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really really really wanna meet ja rule
I'm really gonna f##k him up
Original Lyrics:
Gimme any reason why I'd need you
gimme any reason not to f##k you up
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I close my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
We've all got left behind
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel I'm shitting away
Original Lyrics:
I feel I'm slipping away
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel my a** slipping away.
Original Lyrics:
I feel it all slipping away.
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this is not a dissapated tongue.
Original Lyrics:
I've know faces that have disspeared in time.
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all got lovely eyes.
Original Lyrics:
We all got left behind.
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all got lovely eyes,
we let it all slip away
Original Lyrics:
We all got left behind,
we let it all slip away
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all got lovely eyes.
Original Lyrics:
We've all got left behind.
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all got lovely eyes
Original Lyrics:
We've all got left behind
"Left Behind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all tasted lovely pies.
Original Lyrics:
We've all got left behind.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried ban access
or
Fried mad asses
or
D'ya want bananas
or
D'ya want bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deliver my bananas.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die, Banana
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I like madness?
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do mind my manners.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like bananas?!
Do you like bananas?!
That is what you like!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness!
Liberate my madness!
I just want to...!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like, bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dried bean bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a banana.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giveaway, bananas.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grape, and bananas.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do like banana
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the dog at bay
Survival's f***ing gay.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the dog at bay
Survive by saving me.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade, bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me eat, bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate Iraq now.
or
Liberate Iraq, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
Slipknot looking into the future to send subliminal messages in the 1990s?
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate Mike Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate bananas!
I just want to liberate bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate! My madness!
I just want to liberate my madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate my manna
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate my manners
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate my nana's.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate! Monotonous!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate! My madness!!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate, am I right?
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberate, bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Licorice bananas!
Licorice bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness!
Liberate my madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liquorish bananas, I just want some liquorish bananas.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness, I just want to liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Littering bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ripe bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liver ate with my man!
Liver ate with my man!
Why don't you just...!?
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness!
Liberate my madness!
I just want to...!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lubricate bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lubricate my man ass
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate, some pandas.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neighbor ate bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate, my madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never eat bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never ride bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape, bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Section Number 12
Is the sexiest number of them all.
Original Lyrics:
Section off myself
Put a wall up.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexing on myself
Original Lyrics:
Section off myself.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy number sells.
Original Lyrics:
Section off myself.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy on myself
Original Lyrics:
Section of myself
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stimulate my annus.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking off my shelf.
Original Lyrics:
Section off myself.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them are great! Bananas!
Original Lyrics:
Liberate! My Madness!
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vibrate my Anus.
or
Operate my earplugs.
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness.
"Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
lubricate, my nana
Original Lyrics:
liberate my madness
"Me Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing me (killing me)
Original Lyrics:
Tearing me (inside)
"My Plague (New Abuse Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Butterball lead your fart.
Original Lyrics:
Your impossible ego f***
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't f*** a chicken any more
A slap of it's 'lil **s and now it's f***in' more
Original Lyrics:
I can't f***in' take it anymore
A snap of the synapse
And now it's f***in' war
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't f*** a chicken anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I can't f***in' take it anymore.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't f*** with chicken anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I can't f***in' take it anymore.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know who you came here
I know who you came by yourself
I know why your came here
I know why you came by yourself.
Original Lyrics:
I know why you blame me
I know why you blame yourself
I know why you plague me
I know why you plague yourself.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know why you burned yourself.
Original Lyrics:
I know why you blame yourself.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know why you finger youself.
Original Lyrics:
I know why you blame yourself.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the f***in' chicken, you whore.
Original Lyrics:
I can't f***in' take it anymore.
"My Plague" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your impossible legal f**k
Original Lyrics:
Your impossible ego f**k
"New Abortion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ethereal, my children will eat their cereal.
Original Lyrics:
I'm ethereal, my children are legion, serial.
"New Abortion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ethereal
My children are raised on cereal.
Original Lyrics:
I'm ethereal
My children are legion, serial.
"Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only one of us rocks the way.
Original Lyrics:
Only one of us walks away.
"Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you so annoyed?
Original Lyrics:
All I hear is human noise.
"People = S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat horse s***.
Original Lyrics:
People equal s***.
"People = S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat wolf s***!!
Original Lyrics:
People equals s***.
"People = S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The new abortion
or
Legal abortion
Original Lyrics:
People equals s***.
"People=S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat bulls***.
Original Lyrics:
People equal s***.
"People=S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat horse s***
Original Lyrics:
People equal s***.
"People=S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat squirrel s***.
Original Lyrics:
People equal s***.
"People=S***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat with s***.
Original Lyrics:
People equal s***.
"People=Shit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat horse shit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
"People=Shit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat horse shit
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit
"People=Shit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple is the shit
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
A f***ing elephant mind!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, f***ing you will be mine!
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
D***it man, I knew it was a mustang.
Original Lyrics:
D***it man, I knew it was a mistake.
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit man, I knew I wanted mustard.
Original Lyrics:
Dammit man, I knew it was a mistake.
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit man, I knew it was mustache.
Original Lyrics:
Dammit man, I knew it was a mistake.
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ing knew a bad man!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, f***ing you will be mine!
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ing knew a big mime.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, f***ing you will be mine!
"Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must take!
Original Lyrics:
Mistake!
"Prothetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dum de dum! I should have (not of) grown a mustache!
Original Lyrics:
Dammit man! I knew it was a mistake!
"Prothetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew I wanted mustard!
Original Lyrics:
Should of known it was a mistake.
"Prothetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should of known it was a Mustang
Original Lyrics:
Should of known it was a mistake
"Psychosocial"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think we're dumb; I'm not the only one
Original Lyrics:
I think we're done; I'm not the only one
"Psychosocial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah that chick's a virgin
Original Lyrics:
Packaging subversion
"Psycosoical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Psyco-Domo!
Original Lyrics:
Psycosocial!
"Pulse Of The Maggots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna dance?
Original Lyrics:
Do you understand?
"Pulse Of The Maggots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We plow we're the first to fart.
Original Lyrics:
We pull when we're pushed too far.
"Pulse Of The Maggots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We, we are the new type of b******
We, we are the bitter bucolic.
Original Lyrics:
We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic.
"Pulse Of the Maggots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the Pina Colada.
Original Lyrics:
We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic.
"Purity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an American whore
I have never felt so fine.
Original Lyrics:
I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final.
"Purity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an American-o
I have never felt so fine-o.
Original Lyrics:
I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final.
"Purity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an Americano
I have never felt so fine-o.
Original Lyrics:
I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final.
"Purity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puberty
Original Lyrics:
Purity
"Purity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purity
And you'll never see
There's something inside me
Original Lyrics:
You all stare
But you'll never see
There's something inside me
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy myself a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping myself alive
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my cage - built in my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage - built-in migraine
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my cage, built in my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage - built-in my grain.
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my cage
Built in a migraine
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage
Built in my grave
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my cake built in my brain
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage - built-in migraine
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my cane built in my grain.
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage - built-in migraine.
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see my gig.
Original Lyrics:
Come see my cage.
"Skin Ticket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me my cell phone now!!!
Original Lyrics:
Keeping myself alive
"Snap"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is Spongebob.
Original Lyrics:
All I want is what is mine.
"Snuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still press your lettuce to my lips
Original Lyrics:
I still press your letters to my lips
"Snuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
My smile was taken long ago
F***ing change I hope I never know
Original Lyrics:
My smile was taken long ago
If I can change I hope I never know
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is spank you now.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is stamp you out.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're jumping in a pot.
Original Lyrics:
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're dumber than I thought.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cindy never got damp in her fish place
Baby, it's time you had
Your nipples burned.
Original Lyrics:
Since you never gave a damn in the first place
Maybe it's time
You had the tables turned.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did ya never give a dame in first p**s?
Original Lyrics:
Since you never gave a damn in the first place
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me more than a better mate.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all about amphetamines.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm more than a bit of meat.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all in a pit of meat.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of Entenmann's.
or
F*** me, I'm all out of enemas.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of NME's.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of breath mints
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemas.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
At the end of 'Spit It Out', it repeats the words 'F*** me, I'm all out of enemies'. But at the end of these, they say 'F*** me, I'm all out of enemas' one time.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemas.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of energy.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of mayonnaise
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm the lord of the wildebeests.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, I've run out of enemies.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, Lord of the Wildebeest.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, and more then a little please.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, more than a Muellermilch!
Original Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all out of enemies!
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, more than the Vietnamese!
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies!
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** peace! War in the Middle East!
Original Lyrics:
F*** this! I'm all out of enemies!
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** this, I've run out of vitamins
or
F*** this, make love to a wheelie bin
or
F*** this, make love to a wheetabix.
Original Lyrics:
F*** this, I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing out of amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all out of enemies!
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all out of amphetamines!
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of enemies!
The lyric sheet also has enemas listed, so I guess it's your preference
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm more than a bit of meat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of enemies.
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potato chips are not the enemy.
Original Lyrics:
F*** me! I'm all out of enemies!
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak - it out
Original Lyrics:
Spit - it out
"Spit It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust me, I'm Lord of the Vitamins!
Original Lyrics:
F*** me, I'm all out of enemies!
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farting till my butt explodes!
Original Lyrics:
Picking through the parts exposed!
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bush that makes you moo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the push that makes you move.
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the mish, the mishy moo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the push that makes you move.
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the pushy mushy moo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the push that makes you move.
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limp Bizkit is never gonna get me.
Original Lyrics:
Get this 'cuz you're never gonna get me.
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put these old man n**s in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Drippin' hole man, hard step, no fate
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice that make you move
Original Lyrics:
Push that makes you move
"Surfacing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I get my axe on you
ain't a f***ing thing
you can do hit miss cause
you're never gonna get me
I am the very disease of eternity
Original Lyrics:
When I get my hands on you
ain't a f***ing thing you can do
get this cause
you're never gonna get me
I am the very disease you pretend to be
"The Blister Exists" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chemical burns and the end of a lesson
I'm teaching you the hard way, so don't you do detest it.
Original Lyrics:
Chemical burns and the animalistic
I'm just another hardline pseudo-statistic.
"The Blister Exists" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear I'm gonna tase your soul
Original Lyrics:
But can you stay if you detach your soul?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***, f***, f***, f***, s***, s***, s***
What's it like to be a heretic?
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have your fun, fun, fun on sex, sex, sex
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555, then I'm 666
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to find, find, find my sex, sex, sex
What's it like to be an Arab chick?
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555 then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fine, fine, fine.
You're sick, sick, sick.
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fine, fine, fine
And you're sick, sick, sick.
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are 5 ft 5
Then I'm 6 ft 6!
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're 555, then I'm sex, sex, sex
What the hell is a heretic?
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're a 555 and a 666
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555, then I'm 666.
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're f**k f**k f**k then I'm sex sex sex
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555 then I'm 666
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're fine, fine, fine, I'm sex, sex, sex
What's it like to be a hairy chick?
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to be a hair with ticks?
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to be a hairy chick?
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to be a hairy d**k?
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heroin jock?
You're a joke!
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
Heretic!
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to be an irritant?
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Heretic Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's it like to have a hairy d**k?
Original Lyrics:
What's it like to be a heretic?
"The Nameless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing I ever really loved was ate.
Original Lyrics:
The only thing I ever really loved was hate.
"The Nameless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing I ever really loved was eight.
Original Lyrics:
The only thing I ever really loved was hate.
"The Shape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better use butter
It's not that simple
You gotta figure it out
Or it'll make things difficult.
Original Lyrics:
Better, who's better?
It's not that simple
You gotta figure it out
Before you make things difficult.
"The Shape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Samuri, I lost my only way.
Original Lyrics:
Separate, I lost my only way.
"Vermilion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let this build up in sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
I won't let this build up inside of me.
"Vermillion, Pt. 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let this build up in sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
I won't let this build up inside of me.
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dick in my head
How the hell did it get there?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Simba
Original Lyrics:
I have sinned bad just
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control my s***
How the h*** did I get here?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the h*** did I get here?
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone and bees
I wondered how well you can see
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed.
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Kneel down and praise the store of bees
I wondered why that can't see
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me,
No time to clear the stone of leaves
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me,
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Original Lyrics:
I felt the Hate rise up in me
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kick into my shed
Howdy head did I get here?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take you to my shit
How the hell did I get here?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinkin' to myself
How the hell did I get here?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stones and leaves
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside Michelle a way timbly.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait 'n' Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside Michelle a whale can feed
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control my s**ts
How the hel did I get her?
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes
How the hel did I get here?
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air and took a pee.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise pop on me
Kneel down and near the porn of leaves
I wonder how well you can see
Inside Michelle, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone abyss.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down, clear the stone of leaves.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
inside my shower I wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
inside my shell I wait and bleed
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Inside Michelle, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me
Kneel down and bow to me
I wonder how far you can see.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down
Clear the stone of leaves.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the bear rise pop on me.
Feel down and near the porn of peves
I wonder how far you can see.
Inside my shit I wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me kneel down
Clear the stone of leaves.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the air rise up in me kneel down
Clear the stone of leaves.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the warm air humping me.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the Hate rise up in me.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt your mom feel up on me
Smacked her and got her on her knees.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the air I want to breathe
Get up and feel the stone then leave.
Original Lyrics:
I felt the hate rise up in me
kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Cypress Hill, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In pineapple, I wait and bleed.
or
In pineapple, I'm wildebeest.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In sight of Michelle, I wait and believe.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside Michelle, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside Michelle, I'll wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I'll wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside my cell, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside my shallow wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait And Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside my shower, I wait and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
"Wait and Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't control my s****.
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my shakes.
"Wait and Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did Mel Gibson get here?
Original Lyrics:
How the hell did I get here?
"Wherein Lies Continue"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are orphans
But we aren't African
Original Lyrics:
We are orphans
But we are not forgotten

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