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When we're mouths apart
When we're miles apart
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
And I don't wear white
And I don't know why
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Come on Cheerios
Cum on feel the noize
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
I mean don't worry
I'm in no hurry
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
I'm mean don't worry
I'm in no hurry
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
We'll get wild on rocks
We'll get wild, wild, wild
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
We’ll get more riled up
We’ll get wild, wild, wild
Except for me too
Except for we two
I like 'em so young, so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
"Hey Ho Wish You Well"
Hey ho wishing well
Hey ho wish you well
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
A you tease me and all my ladies deserve me
A you tease me and all my ladies desert me
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
Another drop of color
Another drop now come on
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Are you hanging up a coffin on your wall?
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Do the fairies keep a snowball for a day?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Do the fairies keep him sober 'cause he's gay?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old socks are the best?
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
It's only just a gun
It's only just begun
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
It's the time that every Santa has a bottle
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
When you land upon your head are you insane?
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
My friend Jack’s got a grape in his crack
My friend Jack’s got an ache in his back
My friend Stan’s got a fungal old man
Oh yeah
My friend Stan’s got a funny old man
Oh yeah
So let's all sing together my oh my
You've got troubles of your own,
no need to face them on a bone
So let's all swing together my oh my
You've got troubles on your own,
no need to face them all alone
So let's sew strings together, my oh my.
So let's all swing together, my oh my.
All thanks to everyone,
Run, runaway.
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Eely comedian lying there in the sun
or
Sealy chameleon lying there in the sun
See the chameleon lying there in the sun
Good news for everyone,
Run, runaway.
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Hey, chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun
I like black and white
My TV's black and white
I like black and white
Dreaming in black and white
I like black-and-white
3-D black-and-white.
I like black-and-white
Dreaming of black-and-white.
If you got a crush,
Don't pee around the bush.
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
If you've got a crush
Don't be an octopus.
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
Oh, now can't you play?
(No, no, c'mon and pray)
Oh, the games you play
Run, runaway.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(No, no, can hardly wait!)
Oh, now can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now catch a wave
No, no, come on away
Oh, now catch a wave
Run Runaway
Oh, now can't you wait
Love don't come on a plate
Oh, now can't you wait
Run Runaway
See a comedian lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon lying there in the sun.
Seek a million
Lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
"Standing on the Corner"
Standing on the corner,
Headbang on a Hill!
Standing on the corner,
Handbag on the hip
We can find paint and glue.
And if we can find plenty to do.