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"Addicted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a d***, I'm a d***, d*** to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm addic-, I'm addicted to you.
"Addicted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a d***, I'm addicted to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm addic-, I'm addicted to you.
"Addicted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a d***
I'm a d***, Ted to you.
I'm a d***, Ted to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm addict
I'm addicted to you.
I'm addicted to you.
"Addicted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dickhead to you!
Original Lyrics:
I'm addic-, I'm addicted to you.
"Addicted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dik, I'm a dik-dik to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm addic, I'm addicted to you.
A dik-dik is a small antelope.
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
When everywhere I look
I see b**ch god driving big SUVs.
I see b**ch god driving big SUVs.
Original Lyrics:
When everywhere I look
I see rich guys driving big SUVs.
I see rich guys driving big SUVs.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** in Hell and I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in Hell and I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** in hell, man
I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck in Hell
And, I wanna go home.
And, I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' hell and I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in Hell and I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' hell and I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in hell and I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' hell
I wanna gore hope.
I wanna gore hope.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck in Hell
And I wanna go home.
And I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing hell, man
I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home.
And I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God must hate me
Just before eternity.
Just before eternity.
Original Lyrics:
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity.
He cursed me for eternity.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God must hate me
Just before eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should break from me
Breakin' down and u can't save me
F***ing hell and, I wanna go home.
Just before eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should break from me
Breakin' down and u can't save me
F***ing hell and, I wanna go home.
Original Lyrics:
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
Breakin' down and you can't save me
Stuck in Hell and, I wanna go home.
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
Breakin' down and you can't save me
Stuck in Hell and, I wanna go home.
"God Must Hate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God must hate me
Just before you turn to me.
Just before you turn to me.
Original Lyrics:
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity.
He cursed me for eternity.
"Grow Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be told to blow up.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be told to grow up.
"I Can Wait Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you cum my heart starts beating
Original Lyrics:
When you call my heart stops beating
"I'd Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's make a memory
'Cuz I know I won't forget you.
'Cuz I know I won't forget you.
Original Lyrics:
Will you remember me?
'Cuz I know I won't forget you.
'Cuz I know I won't forget you.
"I'd Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you the man for me?
Original Lyrics:
Will you remember me?
"I'd Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the man for me
'Cause I know I won't forget you.
'Cause I know I won't forget you.
Original Lyrics:
Will you remember me?
Cause I know I won't forget you.
Cause I know I won't forget you.
"I'm Just A Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a kid
And I have pink hair.
And I have pink hair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid
And life is a nightmare.
And life is a nightmare.
"I'm Just A Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a kid
I know that it's not fun.
I know that it's not fun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid
I know that it's not fair.
I know that it's not fair.
"I'm Just A Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a pig and I have pink hair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid and my life is a nightmare.
"I'm Just a Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a kid, adult life is a nightmare
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid and my life is a nightmare.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna jog jog
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna jump jump
"Kiss Me Like Nobody's Watching"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your name in permanent ink
'Cos baby this sh!t ain't never gonna stink
'Cos baby this sh!t ain't never gonna stink
Original Lyrics:
I got your name in permanent ink
'Cause baby this ship ain't never gonna sink
'Cause baby this ship ain't never gonna sink
"Me Against The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a washcloth, not a hero.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lost cause, not a hero.
"My Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought an astronobkin
Now all a rear racket
Now all a rear racket
Original Lyrics:
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a rocket.
Now all I need's a rocket.
"My Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a latte.
Now all I need's a latte.
Original Lyrics:
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a rocket.
Now all I need's a rocket.
"My Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed the astronobkin
Now all I read is rocket.
Now all I read is rocket.
Original Lyrics:
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a rocket.
Now all I need's a rocket.
"My Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the astrounauts kit
Now all I need's a locket.
Now all I need's a locket.
Original Lyrics:
I got the astronauts' kit
Now all I need's a rocket.
Now all I need's a rocket.
"No Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause you always learned to hold the things you want to say.
You're always gonna be a gay.
You're always gonna be a gay.
Original Lyrics:
Cause you always learned to hold the things you want to say.
You're always gonna be afraid.
You're always gonna be afraid.
"One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the tear in your fly
We're the butt in your face.
We're the butt in your face.
Original Lyrics:
We're the tear in your eye
We're the blood in your veins.
We're the blood in your veins.
"Perfect" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe it's all just a job to you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you.
"She Cries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heading for the fungus road
Original Lyrics:
Heading for the longest road
"Shut Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you go, you're always so ripe.
Original Lyrics:
There you go, you're always so right.
"Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and dad are f***ing on the couch.
Original Lyrics:
Mom and Dad are talking on the couch.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your friendship, the good times we had
You can have a bath!
You can have a bath!
Original Lyrics:
Your friendship, the good times we had
You can have them back.
You can have them back.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to f***, I'm always bending.
Original Lyrics:
I need to work, I'm always spending.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to work on money spending.
Original Lyrics:
I need to work, I'm always spending.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to work
On Molly's painting.
On Molly's painting.
Original Lyrics:
I need to work
I'm always spending.
I'm always spending.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to wort on God expecting.
Original Lyrics:
I need to work on always spending.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The summer plans are gone forever
I traded them in for a ditch bad water.
I traded them in for a ditch bad water.
Original Lyrics:
The summer plans are gone forever
I traded them in for dishpan water.
I traded them in for dishpan water.
"The Worst Day Ever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The summer plans are gone forever
I traded them in for fish and water.
I traded them in for fish and water.
Original Lyrics:
The summer plans are gone forever
I traded them in for dishpan water.
I traded them in for dishpan water.
"Untitled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna screw!
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna scream!
"Welcome To My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never have to work if it's always there.
Original Lyrics:
You never had to work, it was always there.
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