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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Sebastian that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for John Sebastian on amIright currently.

"Welcome Bac (Theme from 'Welcome Back, Kotter')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back, you didn't throw your ticket out.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
"Welcome Back ('Welcome Back Kotter' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams where your...check it out!
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams were your ticket out.
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know when it seems you were learning
Original Lyrics:
And I know what a scene you were learnin' in
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams were your tick-a-lack.
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams were your ticket out
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams where you're takin' out
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams were your ticket out
"Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we tease him a lot, 'cause we caught him on the pot (toilet)
Welcome back.
Original Lyrics:
Well we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot
Welcome back.
"Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams will you check it out
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams will you ticket out
"Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams will you take it out
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams will you ticket out
"Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your drinks will you d***head out
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams will you ticket out

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