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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Searchers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for The Searchers on amIright currently.

"All My Sorrows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my Zorros
Soon begotten
Original Lyrics:
All my sorrows
Soon forgotten
"Bumble Bee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever come back for more.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ever come back no more.
"Each Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you're romancin' me
Do I belong?
Original Lyrics:
'Cause good or bad
It's with you I belong.
"Everybody Come Clap Your Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try and monty
It's a something new.
Original Lyrics:
Try the Monkey
It's something new.
"Farmer John"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the one with the champagne ice
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, the one with the champagne eyes
"Farmer John"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the one with the champagne iron
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, the one with the champagne eyes
"Have You Ever Loved Somebody?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll cry on your pillow and fight it
Or two sleep at night
Original Lyrics:
You'll cry on your pillow
And find it hard to sleep at night
"Learning The Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts that I broke
Give me love that's untrue
He's always led in the game
Original Lyrics:
Hearts that are broken
And love's that untrue
These goes with learning the game
"Learning the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts that I broke
Give me love that's untrue
He's always led in the game
Original Lyrics:
Hearts that are broken
And love's that untrue
These goes with learning the game
"Love Potion #9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed a calf down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
"Love Potion #9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a Sopwith jinx
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
"Love Potion #9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a philatelist.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
"Love Potion #9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Baton Rouge.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth.
"Love Potion #9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I kissed a stop sign and a dirty porcupine.
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down at 34th and Vine
"Love Potion No. 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke my little heart, love
Love potion no. 9
Original Lyrics:
Broke my little bottle of
Love potion no. 9
"Love Potion No. 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love potion of the night
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine.
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said "I'm gonna make it up from hair in the sink"
Original Lyrics:
She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I kissed that cow down at 44th & Vine
Original Lyrics:
When I kissed that cop down at 34th & Vine
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I kissed the cow down on 34th and Vine
Original Lyrics:
When I kissed the cop down on 34th and Vine
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold cap, too.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold cat, too.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Rouge
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles to the blue liner cruise
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth.
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a path down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I kissed Ty Cobb, it was a thirty-four and nine.
Original Lyrics:
When I kissed a cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine.
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
"Love Potion Number Nine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the gypsie with the bold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know the gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
"Needles And Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her go ahead
Tickets' loving's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let her go ahead
Take his love instead.
"Needles And Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
Edna, Edna
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
a hurtin' her, a hurtin' her
"Needles And Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins.
Eggman! Eggman!
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins
a hurtin' her a hurtin' her
"Needles And Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins
Edna, Edna.
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins
A-hurtin' her, a-hurtin' her.
"Needles And Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pinsels.
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins.
"Needles and Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
Hitler, Hitler
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
A-hurtin' her, a-hurtin' her
"Needles and Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
Hump her, Hump her
Original Lyrics:
She'll feel those needles and pins,
A-hurtin' her, a-hurtin' her
"Sea Of Heartbreak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to molest you.
Original Lyrics:
Come to my rescue.
"Second Hand Dealer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A painted jug without a handle
A torrid Chevy painted red
Original Lyrics:
A painted jug without a handle
A torn and shabby faded rug
"Since You Broke My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read a book or study on.
Original Lyrics:
Read a book or study art.
"What Have They Done To The Rain?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The grass is gone, the boy is obese.
or
The grass is gone, the boy is a beast.
Original Lyrics:
The grass is gone, the boy disappears.
"What Have They Done To The Rain?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rain keeps falling, the boy is obese.
or
The rain keeps falling, the boy is a beast.
Original Lyrics:
The rain keeps falling, the boy disappears.

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