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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Schoolhouse Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 58 misheard song lyrics for Schoolhouse Rock on amIright currently.
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"A Noun Is A Person Place or Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A noun's a special kind of word
beats anything you ever heard
beats anything you ever heard
Original Lyrics:
A noun's a special kind of word
it's any name you ever heard
it's any name you ever heard
"Busy Propositions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy P's
Original Lyrics:
Busy P's
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, watch your munchkin.
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and closets
Hooking up words and phrases and closets
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
He poured the Honey's saboteur. Boo Hoo!
Original Lyrics:
He's poor but honest, sad but true. Boo Hoo!
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Anne Button Orr.
Original Lyrics:
I've got and, but, 'n' or.
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got and, button oar.
Original Lyrics:
I've got and, but, 'n' or.
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnson & Johnson
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction
"Dollars and Sense"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to get me that for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Got to get me that equipment
"Elbow Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
He made a deal with the stormy one
Original Lyrics:
He made a deal with Napoleon
"Electricity, Electricity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every room can now be wit
Original Lyrics:
Every room can now be lit
"Electricity, Electricity"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're in the door and you want to sing
Original Lyrics:
When you're in the dark and you want to see
"Elementary, My Dear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the duck brought back the olive tree leaf
Original Lyrics:
And the dove brought back the olive tree leaf
"Fireworks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the possible happiness
Original Lyrics:
And the pursuit of happiness
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a bear
Yes, I'm only a bear
Yes, I'm only a bear
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a bear
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a bell
Yes, I'm only a bell
Yes, I'm only a bell
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a pill
Yes, I'm only a pill
Yes, I'm only a pill
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, that's called a Beatle
or
Yes, that's called a beetle
or
Yes, that's called a beetle
Original Lyrics:
Yes, that's called a veto
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
He cured indigestion
Original Lyrics:
He cured the infection
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
He cured the infection with one small infection
While Reginald uttered some indigestion
While Reginald uttered some indigestion
Original Lyrics:
He cured the infection with one small injection
While Reginald uttered some interjections
While Reginald uttered some interjections
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Indigestion
Original Lyrics:
Interjections
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intersection
Original Lyrics:
Interjections
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show the cycle
Original Lyrics:
Show excitement
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Show emotion
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
To recycle
Original Lyrics:
For excitement
"Interjections"
Misheard Lyrics:
He threw the reception
and they yelled the direction
and they yelled the direction
Original Lyrics:
He made the connection
in the other direction
in the other direction
"Interplanet Janet"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hot tub, it's a guess
Original Lyrics:
It's a hot spot, it's a gas
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
And a chocolate bar.
And a chocolate bar.
Original Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
Get your adverbs here.
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your a** up here.
Get your a** up here.
Original Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
Get your adverbs here.
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or even stink about it
Original Lyrics:
Or even think about it
"Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother in symphony
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
"Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother no sesame
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
"Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother on Sesame Street
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
"Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherless sympathy
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
"No More Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanted no more mothering land
Original Lyrics:
They wanted no more Mother England
"Number Cruncher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in numbers up to my years!
Original Lyrics:
I'm in numbers up to my ears!
"Schoolhouse Rocky (theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chip off the plot of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
Schoolhouse Rock!
Original Lyrics:
A chip off the block of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
Schoolhouse Rock!
"Suffering Until Suffrage"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creature!
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia!
"The Four Legged Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zebras, zebecksies, and one big kazoo
Original Lyrics:
Zebras, xebexes and one big kudu
"The Four-Legged Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
6 times 4 is 14.
or
6 times 4 is Arbok.
or
6 times 4 is Arbok.
Original Lyrics:
6 times 4 is 24.
"The Four-Legged Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
When that diner was blue
Original Lyrics:
When that tiger was through
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky lady puberty
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Lady Liberty
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
One good ingredient, liberty and elegance
Original Lyrics:
What good ingredients, liberty and immigrants?
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great American Chocolate Bar
Original Lyrics:
The Great American Melting Pot
"The Great American Chocolate Bar" is the slogan for the Hershey bar
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great American Mansion Park
Original Lyrics:
The Great American Melting Pot
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her book of masterpiece
Original Lyrics:
With her book of recipes
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her broken recipes
Original Lyrics:
With her book of recipes
"The Preamble"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Beatles
Original Lyrics:
We the people
"The Tale Of Mr. Morton"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until Pearl jumped up with the single rose.
Who says who won't/can't propose?
Who says who won't/can't propose?
Original Lyrics:
Until Pearl showed up with a single rose.
Who says women can't propose?
Who says women can't propose?
"Three Is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes three eggs to make a chicken
Original Lyrics:
It takes three legs to make a tripod
"Three Is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
The car and the plane and the bike
Original Lyrics:
The heart and the brain and the body
"Three Is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had three in the family
Original Lyrics:
There had three in the family
The misheard lyrics make more sense. They sounded more sensical than there.
"Three is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees, it's a magic number
Original Lyrics:
Three is a magic number
"Three-Ring Government"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring three, judicial ring
Original Lyrics:
Ring three, judiciary
"Unpack Your Adjectives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I picked "sorry"
Original Lyrics:
Then I picked "soggy"
"Unpack Your Adjectives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he went into the bear
Original Lyrics:
Then we ran into a bear
"Verb - That's What's Happenin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Verb! That's an alphabet
Original Lyrics:
Verb! That's what's happenin'
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