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There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Schoolhouse Rock on amIright currently.
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"A Noun Is A Person Place or Thing"
A noun's a special kind of word
beats anything you ever heard
A noun's a special kind of word
it's any name you ever heard
"Conjunction Junction"
Conjunction Junction, watch your munchkin.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
"Conjunction Junction"
He poured the Honey's sabateur. Boo Hoo!
He's poor but honest, sad but true. Boo Hoo!
"Conjunction Junction"
He poured the Honey's sabateur. Boo Hoo!
He's poor but honest, sad but true. Boo Hoo!
"Conjunction Junction"
I've got Anne Button Orr.
or
I've got and, button oar.
I've got and, but, 'n' or.
"I'm Just a Bill"
I'm just a bell
Yes, I'm only a bell
or
I'm just a pill
Yes, I'm only a pill
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
"Interjections!"
He cured the infection with one small infection
While Reginald uttered some indigestion
He cured the infection with one small injection
While Reginald uttered some interjections
"Interjections"
He threw the reception
and they yelled the direction
He made the connection
in the other direction
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
And a chocolate bar.
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your a** up here.
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
"Mother Necessity"
Mother no sesame
Mother Necessity
"No More Kings"
They wanted no more mothering land
They wanted no more Mother England
"Schoolhouse Rocky (theme song)"
A chip off the plot of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
A chip off the block of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
"Suffering Until Suffrage"
The creature!
Lucretia!
"The Four Legged Zoo"
Zebras, zebecksies, and one big kazoo
Zebras, xebexes and one big kudu
"The Four-Legged Zoo"
6 times 4 is 14.
or
6 times 4 is Arbok.
6 times 4 is 24.
"The Great American Melting Pot"
With her book of masterpiece
With her book of recipes
"The Tale Of Mr. Morton"
Until Pearl jumped up with the single rose. Who says who won't/can't propose?
Until Pearl showed up with a single rose. Who says women can't propose?
"Three is a Magic Number"
Trees, it's a magic number
Three is a magic number
"Three-Ring Government"
Ring three, judicial ring
Ring three, judiciary
"Unpack Your Adjectives"
Then he went into the bear
Then we ran into a bear
"Verb - That's What's Happenin'"
Verb! That's an alphabet
Verb! That's what's happenin'
"Verb - That's What's Happenin'"
Verb! That's an alphabet
Verb! That's what's happenin'
