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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Schoolhouse Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Schoolhouse Rock on amIright currently.

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"A Noun Is A Person Place or Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A noun's a special kind of word
beats anything you ever heard
Original Lyrics:
A noun's a special kind of word
it's any name you ever heard
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, watch your munchkin.
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
He poured the Honey's sabateur. Boo Hoo!
Original Lyrics:
He's poor but honest, sad but true. Boo Hoo!
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
He poured the Honey's sabateur. Boo Hoo!
Original Lyrics:
He's poor but honest, sad but true. Boo Hoo!
"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Anne Button Orr.
or
I've got and, button oar.
Original Lyrics:
I've got and, but, 'n' or.
"I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a bell
Yes, I'm only a bell
or
I'm just a pill
Yes, I'm only a pill
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
He cured the infection with one small infection
While Reginald uttered some indigestion
Original Lyrics:
He cured the infection with one small injection
While Reginald uttered some interjections
"Interjections"
Misheard Lyrics:
He threw the reception
and they yelled the direction
Original Lyrics:
He made the connection
in the other direction
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
And a chocolate bar.
Original Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly (Get Your Adverbs Here)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your a** up here.
Original Lyrics:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
Get your adverbs here.
"Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother no sesame
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
"No More Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanted no more mothering land
Original Lyrics:
They wanted no more Mother England
"Schoolhouse Rocky (theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chip off the plot of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
Original Lyrics:
A chip off the block of your favorite schoolhouse
Schoolhouse Rock!
"Suffering Until Suffrage"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creature!
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia!
"The Four Legged Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zebras, zebecksies, and one big kazoo
Original Lyrics:
Zebras, xebexes and one big kudu
"The Four-Legged Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
6 times 4 is 14.
or
6 times 4 is Arbok.
Original Lyrics:
6 times 4 is 24.
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her book of masterpiece
Original Lyrics:
With her book of recipes
"The Tale Of Mr. Morton"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until Pearl jumped up with the single rose. Who says who won't/can't propose?
Original Lyrics:
Until Pearl showed up with a single rose. Who says women can't propose?
"Three is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees, it's a magic number
Original Lyrics:
Three is a magic number
"Three-Ring Government"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring three, judicial ring
Original Lyrics:
Ring three, judiciary
"Unpack Your Adjectives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he went into the bear
Original Lyrics:
Then we ran into a bear
"Verb - That's What's Happenin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Verb! That's an alphabet
Original Lyrics:
Verb! That's what's happenin'
"Verb - That's What's Happenin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Verb! That's an alphabet
Original Lyrics:
Verb! That's what's happenin'

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