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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Santana
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Santana that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 68 misheard song lyrics for Santana on amIright currently.
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"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run your back on my baby
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on the grapefruit.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black midget woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
Original Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to take a pebble out of me.
Original Lyrics:
She's trying to make a devil out of me.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your trance
Original Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your tricks
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your smell on me baby, yeah you got your smell on me baby
Original Lyrics:
You got your spell on me baby, yeah you got your spell on me baby
"Everybody's Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the clown
Terrible to all get some.
Terrible to all get some.
Original Lyrics:
See it now
Time for you to all get down.
Time for you to all get down.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find somebody to hold me and feel like a clown
Original Lyrics:
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean and John and a poodle, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my thoughts are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
Pots, refers to what you cook with...the woman has not cooked anything to eat, hence the cold pots.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My master's dog and my pots of gold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The house is dark and my buns are cold.
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheater Joe and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheech and Chong and-a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and uh uno too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and John and, uh, Ono too
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina Jones and uh who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina, Joe, and a-who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who knows who.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-moono too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who-knows-who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jenny Jones and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Tina Jones and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and a-who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With cheating Joan and uh who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to change your underwear baby
Original Lyrics:
You got to change your evil ways baby
"Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All along, I've been the pretender
Original Lyrics:
All along, I've been the Nintendo
"Hope You're Feeling Better" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vish sashooo
or
Vidal Sassoon
or
Vicious cashew
or
Vidal Sassoon
or
Vicious cashew
Original Lyrics:
Is that you
"I Hope You're Feeling Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hurt your baby brother.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you're feeling better.
"I'm Winning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a dream but it turned to dust
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around Satan was a hooter
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around Satan was a hooter
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream but it turned to dust
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around fate must have woke her
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around fate must have woke her
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
"I'm Winning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm willing, I'm willing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm winning, I'm winning.
"I'm Winning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, fakin' Mr. Wonka.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, fate must have woke her.
"Maria Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abu, yes Abu, and Uma Thurman Uma Thurman
Original Lyrics:
Ahroa Vengo Mama Chola Mama Chola
"Maria Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a chimichanga and a cherry cola
Original Lyrics:
Ahroa vengo mama chola mama chola
"Maria Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look in the dictionary
Original Lyrics:
There's an eviction letter.
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria Maria, She's gonna love Marie Soleil
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Maria Maria, she fell in love in East LA
Marie Soleil is a person in a french kids show.
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, Maria
She's the mommy of a West Side Story.
She's the mommy of a West Side Story.
Original Lyrics:
Maria, Maria
She reminded me of the West Side Story
She reminded me of the West Side Story
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, Maria
She fell in love with Easter eggs.
She fell in love with Easter eggs.
Original Lyrics:
Maria, Maria
She fell in love in East L.A.
She fell in love in East L.A.
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maria, Maria, she fell in love with an Easter Egg
Original Lyrics:
Oh Maria Maria, she fell in love in East L.A
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Maria, Maria, she fell in love with Mr. Ed
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Maria Maria, she fell in love in East LA
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's livin' a lie,
just like a movie star
just like a movie star
Original Lyrics:
She's livin' the life,
just like a movie star
just like a movie star
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky and
Hope for the day that I would die
Hope for the day that I would die
Original Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky
Hoping of days of paradise
Hoping of days of paradise
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I address to Mulan.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I adjust a Milage.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Chester Milage.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on show me ya urethra.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va mi ritmo.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, come on back, that thing up.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va, mi ritmo.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you come a lot - mistreated
Way more parmesan - all right.
Way more parmesan - all right.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oye como va - my green girl
Bueno pa gosar - banana.
Bueno pa gosar - banana.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
It was originally performed by Tito Puente and not by Santana (altho *their* version is more commonly known).
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perry Como rock, is better
Than Frank Sinatra rock, it's gotta.
Than Frank Sinatra rock, it's gotta.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
"She's Not There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's my babe.
She's my babe.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there.
She's not there.
"Smooth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eres la diosa under the moon
Original Lyrics:
And it's like the ocean, under the moon
Eres la diosa (Spanish for You are the goddess)
"Smooth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the same as the emotion that I, f*** you
Original Lyrics:
Well that's the same as the emotion that I get from you
"Smooth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's don't forget about Elvis.
Original Lyrics:
Let's don't forget about it.
"Smooth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like sentimental of my minty son
Original Lyrics:
Like seven inches from the midday sun
"Smooth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Mona Lisa
Original Lyrics:
My Monequita
Mona Lisa is mentioned in the next line, however.
"Why Don't You And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lung-sick puppet chasten you and drown
Original Lyrics:
Like a love-sick puppy chasing you around
Featuring Chad Kroeger on vocals.
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was living in smile
When I waltzed right in
When I waltzed right in
or
I was living alone
With the Waltz Berlin
With the Waltz Berlin
or
I was living alone
With the Waltz Berlin
With the Waltz Berlin
Original Lyrics:
I was living in style
When the walls fell in
When the walls fell in
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I thought was gold,
it must've been dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
it must've been dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream,
but it turned to dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
but it turned to dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
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