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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 36 misheard song lyrics for Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs on amIright currently.

"How Do You Catch A Girl?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he said a little crap.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he set a little trap.
"Lil' Riding Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep my sheet suit on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
A two bit whore - and a wooly dog
Original Lyrics:
Had two big horns - and a wooly jaw
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Attic dope addict
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boolay, Boolay
Original Lyrics:
Wooly Bully
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calico Alley
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calico Hally
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he said a little crap.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he set a little trap.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you have a rubber - in your underpants?
Original Lyrics:
Let's not be L7 - come and learn to dance.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddy, go Eddy!
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddy, go Eddy, with a Spanish guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty 'bout a thing she saw.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a cold headache
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a Cold Haddock
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a cold haddock, that's the thing to do
Get you someone willing to go to war with you.
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty, 'That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a cold haddock.
or
Pat a cold haddock.
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a cold hat on
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a cold headache
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a gold hatty.
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a gold header
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hadaco Hattie
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hadicol Hattie
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty.
Hadicol was one of the last of the cure all medicines.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallie tone Hallie, let's don't take no chance
Let that be a lesson, come and learn to dance
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully
Hallie tone Hallie, 'bout the thing she do
Get yourself somebody t' walk alone with you.
Original Lyrics:
Hatty told Matty, 'Let's don't take no chance
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance.
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, 'That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand-job, hand-job!
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now!
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie, 'Let's don't take no chance,
let that be your sermon, come and learn to dance'
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie, 'Let's don't take no chance,
let's not be L7, come and learn to dance'
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
'Let's don't take no chance
Let that be your lesson
Come and learn to dance.'
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
'Let's don't take no chance
Let's not be L-7
Come and learn to dance.'
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
About the things she saw
A two-bit horn
And a wounded dog.
Original Lyrics:
Hattie told Mattie
'Bout the thing she saw
Had two big horns
And a woolly jaw.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was stupid, ha
With four hairy paws.
or
He had two big horns
And a hairy jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Had two big horns
And a wooly jaw.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herkommen, herkommen! Walter, mach die Tur zu... (German for: Come here, come here! Walter, close the door...)
Original Lyrics:
Yeah it comes! Yeah it comes! Watch it now or you catch it!
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do it because
I'm the wonder dog
Original Lyrics:
Had two big horns
And a woolly jaw
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all pee all summer.
Original Lyrics:
Let's not be L-seven.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manifold hat beads
or
Manifold hat tricks
or
Manifold hat pins
or
Manifold hat pins
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty about a thing he saw.
Had two guitars and a wooly dog.
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vietcongs, Vietcongs.
Original Lyrics:
Here it comes, here it comes!
"Wooly Bully"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch it, watch it
Hedgehog! Hedgehog!
Original Lyrics:
Watch it, watch
Here it comes, here it comes!

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