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There are 95 misheard song lyrics for Roxette on amIright currently.

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"Come Back Before You Leave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, let's make love
Orgasm angels sing above.
Original Lyrics:
Close the door, let's make love
All God's angels sing above.
"Crash! Boom! Bang!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sleep with the cars I swear I want steal.
Original Lyrics:
I sleep with the scars I wear that won't heal.
"Crash! Boom! Bang!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sleep with the cars I swear that were of steel.
Original Lyrics:
I sleep with the scars I wear that won't heal.
"Crush On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your Buddha paradise.
Original Lyrics:
I want your bird of paradise.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my way, get off of my site.
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my way, get out of my sight.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a placemat
But I don't know my name.
Original Lyrics:
I know your business
But I don't know your name.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a trip to cocoa, I'm leavin tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a-trip you to co-co deeper tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not addicted to coco even tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not addicted to coke, go deeper tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go, not even tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
This is my favorite Roxette song. It gives me happy memories of a wonderful era in my life, and I LOVE that driving guitar intro! I wish that pop-rock music since that time would be this fun again. Roxette plays cheery fun rock'n'roll. We need this.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go, not even tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin eyes to get through the night
Original Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin ice to get through the night
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin eyes to get through tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be walking on thin ice to get through the night.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make antiques.
Original Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make ends meet.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make you sneeze
or
She's got what it takes to make a seed
or
She's got what it takes to make us see
or
She's got what it takes to naked being.
Original Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make ends meet.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's mine and extremely dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
She's armed and extremely dangerous.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so, she's extremely dangerous.
or
She's so, she's a 'Strimuley' dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
She's armed and she's extremely dangerous.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slides like a pumpkin that hit the street.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that Hitler beat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that Hitler needs.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ice of a lover, thats Hitler-heat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
"Dangerous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ice that hovers and hits like heat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
"Dress For Sucsess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna get dressed, the sign says.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get dressed for sucsess.
"Dressed For Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed for safe sex
Original Lyrics:
Dressed for success
"Dressed For Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed for such sex
Original Lyrics:
Dressed for success
"Dressed For Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get dressed for safe sex.
Original Lyrics:
Getting dressed for success.
"Dressed For Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get dressed for some sex.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get dressed for success.
"Dressed For Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta get dressed for some sex
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta get dressed for success
"Fading Like A Flower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet are floating like a flower.
Original Lyrics:
I feel I'm fading like a flower.
"Half A Woman, Half a Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope for woman, hope for shadow.
Original Lyrics:
Half a woman, half a shadow.
"Hotblooded" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm squeezing your tights
Original Lyrics:
When I'm squeezing you tight
"How Do You Do!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you do (do you do)?
Did he ever make sex to you?
Original Lyrics:
How do you do (do you do)?
Did it ever make sense to you?
"How Do You Do!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed boys, like Tinity shines thru
Original Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
"How Do You Do!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like tiny tits shine thru
Original Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
"How Do You Do!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one I know could ever eat Kebap and puke.
Original Lyrics:
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's so hard, when to stay, I dream away
Original Lyrics:
And it's a hard winter's day, I dream away
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in a nutsack I turn to autumn,
Like a teardrop in your heart.
Original Lyrics:
But in and outside I turn to water,
Like a teardrop in your palm.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the moment we touched 'til the time I ran away.
Original Lyrics:
From the moment we touched 'til the time had run out.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the moment we touched, to the time around now
Original Lyrics:
From the moment we touched, till the time had ran out
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn to water like a tantrum in your palm
Original Lyrics:
I turn to water like a teardrop in your palm
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wake up lonely, a stare of silence
Original Lyrics:
I wake up lonely, there's air of silence
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been lunch.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been love.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been rum, but I'm sober now.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been love, but it's over now.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was all that I wanted, now I'm living with that
Original Lyrics:
It was all that I wanted, now I'm living without
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all that I wanted, now I'm living with that.
Original Lyrics:
It's all that I wanted, now I'm living without.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay a whisker on the pillow
Leave a Windsor on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the Windsor on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Leave the winter on the ground.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the window on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Leave the winter on the ground.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the windsurf on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Leave the winter on the ground.
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a tear drop in your pond
Original Lyrics:
Like a tear drop in your palm
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play a whistle, on my pedal
Original Lyrics:
Lay your whisper, on my pillow
"It Must Have Been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have been drunk, but you're sober now
Original Lyrics:
It must have been love, but it's over now
"It Must Have been Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their share of silence.
Original Lyrics:
There's air of silence.
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it all begins where it ends.
Original Lyrics:
Because it all begins again when it ends.
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come enjoy the Joyride
Original Lyrics:
Come on, join the Joyride
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take you on a skyride
Feelin' like you're spellbound
Sunshine Epilady
Roxette like a baby!
Original Lyrics:
I take you on a skyride
A feeling like you're spellbound
The sunshine is a lady
Who rocks you like a baby.
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a flower like a painter.
Original Lyrics:
She's a flower, I can paint her.
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sunshine is a lady
Rock she likes a baby
Original Lyrics:
The sunshine is a lady
Who rocks you like a baby.
"Joyride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wax it!
Original Lyrics:
Roxette!
"June Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bright Jew afternoon
Original Lyrics:
It's a bright June afternoon
"June Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bright Jude afternoon
Original Lyrics:
It's a bright June afternoon
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little piece of Heaven turns to death.
Original Lyrics:
Your little piece of Heaven turns too dark.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little piece of chocolate turns to dark.
Original Lyrics:
Your little piece of Heaven turns to dark.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Descent to madness, the beauty that's me
When I was wilder and now weak.
Original Lyrics:
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's something in the wake of your love
I get a notion from the look in your face.
Original Lyrics:
I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get emotion from a look in your eyes, yea.
Original Lyrics:
I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before you tear him apart.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before you die and goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before yourself falls apart.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.
"Listen To Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been When love was wilder, let them weep.
Original Lyrics:
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been When love was wilder than the wind.
"Listen to Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to your heart.
When his calling for you.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to your heart.
When he's calling for you.
"Opportunity Nox"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't chew those smart things I used to.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't chew those muffins I used to.
"Paint" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me white.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me right.
"Sleeping In My Car" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping in my car
I would arrest you.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping in my car
I would undress you.
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I masterbate without you honey
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you, honey.
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to call but I don't know what to tell you,
I leave the keys on your answering machine.
Original Lyrics:
I try to call but I don't know what to tell you,
I leave a kiss on your answering machine.
One of my favorite Roxette songs.
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there someone who can help me?
I came from the street.
Original Lyrics:
Is there someone who can make me
Wake up from this dream?
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's best to live without you, honey.
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you, honey.
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate without you, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Bed's too big without you, honey.
"Spending My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate without you, honey.
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you, honey.
"The Centre of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you so bad, I'm pushing my luck
It feels like being hit by a drug.
Original Lyrics:
I want you so bad, I'm pushing my luck
It feels like being hit by a truck.
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Santa's got another one she's spinning me around
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the hair drum shaking like a mackerel,
she's got the look.
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the head drum shaking like a mad bull,
she's got the look.
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the headrum.
Shaking like a mad hoor
She's got the look.
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the headrum.
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look.
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the headrum.
Treat him like a man whore
She's got the look.
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the headrum.
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look.
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover was a quitter, taste you like a rainbow.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a quitter, tasty like a raindrop.
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swaying through the van, moving like a hammer
Original Lyrics:
Swaying to the band, moving like a hammer
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world could make a brighter girl turn blue?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?
"The Look" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing on the headphone
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the head drum
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, sweet Prudence, you’re doing so well out of shark school
Original Lyrics:
Hey, sweet Prudence, you’re doing so well out of charm school
"Vulnerable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz she's so vulnerable
Like vigina in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz she's so vulnerable
Like china in my hand.
"Vulnerable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so vulnerable, vagina in my hands
Original Lyrics:
She's so vulnerable, like china in my hands
"Vulnerable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so vulnerable
Vgina in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
She's so vulnerable
Like china in my hands.
"Vulnerable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegina in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Like China in my hands

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