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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rocky Horror Picture Show that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Rocky Horror Picture Show on amIright currently.

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"Dammit Janet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's nicer than betting on a rohad!
Original Lyrics:
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had!
"Eddie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was deformed.
Original Lyrics:
He was the thorn.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that pee, bless my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, I p*ss myself.
Original Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, bless my soul.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato, bless my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to see the Simpsons' cosmic light
Original Lyrics:
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to run around some cuckoo show.
Original Lyrics:
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oppertunity bless my soul
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie bless my soul
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Judy, bless my soul!
I really love that rock & roll!
Original Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, bless my soul,
I really love that rock & roll!
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you left your job and you felt all right.
Original Lyrics:
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right.
"I Can Make You A Man (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want O.J. Simpson,
Just dynamic tension
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no dissension,
Just dynamic tension
"Planet Schmanet, Janet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've played the scene
It should be all you need.
Original Lyrics:
I've layed the seed
It should be all you need.
"Planet Schmanet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're essential as a pencil
Wound up I can hear your purse strings.
Original Lyrics:
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gross is my world
Keeps me safe from my travelin' pain.
Original Lyrics:
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a satin doll
Original Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my life of a sittin' doll.
Original Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a set and show.
Original Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a sitting dog.
Original Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the only thing that keeps me whole
Is my life as a sittin' dog.
Original Lyrics:
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love for a certain dope.
"Rose Tint My World/The Floor Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roast in my words
Keep me safe from the troubling pain.
Original Lyrics:
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
"Rose Tint My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roast in my world
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
Original Lyrics:
Rose tints my world
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
"Rose Tint My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing that keeps me whole
Is my love of a certain dope.
Original Lyrics:
The only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
"Sweet Transvestite"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's just a little broad dimedigger
Original Lyrics:
He's just a little brought down because
"Sweet Transvestite"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's just a little raw dimed.
Original Lyrics:
He's just a little brought down because...
"Sweet Transvestite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show you my favourite position.
Original Lyrics:
Show you my favourite obsession.
"Sweet Transvestite"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could take it in all so reasonably
Original Lyrics:
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
"The Sword of Damocles"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silver danglepiece is hanging over my head
Original Lyrics:
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
"The Sword of Damocles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then you can't dance right
But it's the pelvis thrust that really drives you insane.
Original Lyrics:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was walking down the street just a having a thing.
Original Lyrics:
I was walking down the street just a having a think.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension,
but where is the intention?
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension,
with voyeuristic intention
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension
Before resisting intention.
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension
Before you're risking intention.
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension
But where is the contention?
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension
For you're risking intention.
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
In another dimension
With Zionistic intentions
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a startled sensation
Like you're on a vacation.
Original Lyrics:
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do the time for the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let's do the Time Warp again.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do the time or you're dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let's do the time warp again.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
The blackness within me
Could afford to be calling
Let's do the time warp again.
Original Lyrics:
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bring your knees in tight
Then practice the belly war until it drives you insane.
Original Lyrics:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
"The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
in another dimension with heuristic intention
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension With voyeuristic intention
"The Timewarp"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's the velvet truss that really drives you insane.
Original Lyrics:
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
It shook me up, it took me by surprise
He had a big-ass truck and the devil's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It shook me up, it took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a sit down, baby.
Original Lyrics:
It's astounding, baby
I thought maybe a sit down was like sit in.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let sex reside.
Original Lyrics:
Let's exercise.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time ain't nothing after what I gained!
Original Lyrics:
Time meant nothing, never would again!
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I was walkin' down the street just a having a sneeze
When a snake of a guy gave me a cheapo wheeze
He shook me up, he took me by the bra
He had a pickup truck and a devil dog.
Original Lyrics:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's the perfect rooo-lllllll.
Original Lyrics:
Well its the pelvic thru-ahhhh-st.
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well its the pelvic thru-ahhhh-st that makes you wanna say-ayayayayayya
Let's do the time warp again
Original Lyrics:
Well its the pelvic thru-ahhhh-st that really drives you Insa-ayayayay-ne
Let's do the time warp again
"Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a skank of a guy gave me a chippaw wing
Original Lyrics:
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
"Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want an attorney.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty.

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