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"53rd and 3rd"
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other walrus.
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries.
"Babysitter"
She said she's babysitting two gnats
She said the mother is a rat.
She said she's babysitting tonight
She said come over, it's alright.
"Beat On The Brat"
Am I getting fat?
Am I getting fat?
I shouldn't have ate that cat
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
"Beat On The Brat"
Am I getting fat?
Am I getting fat?
I shouldn't have ate that cat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat"
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap with a baseball bat!
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
"Beat On The Brat"
Beat up the rat
Beat on the brat
"Beat On The Brat"
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat with a big straw hat.
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat"
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat"
Retard the Rat, with a baseball bat
OR
We taught the rat with a baseball bat
Beat up the brat with a baseball bat
"Beat On The Brat"
We taught the brat
We taught the brat
We taught the brat with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat"
When a brat like that
goes in your bum
With a brat like that
Always on your back.
"Beat On The Brat"
With a brat like that
No, it's not your fault
or
With a brat like that
Oh, it's not your fault.
With a brat like that
Always on your back.
"Blitzkreig Bop"
I, O, Petco!
Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
"Blitzkreig Bop"
The pilot in the back seat
They're piling in the back seat
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
A-hole! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Backstreet Bop
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Bloop, Bleep, Blop
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Degenerates need heat.
They're generating steam heat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Foamin' in a streetlight
Goin' through a tight-wad
Kids are losin' their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
Hidin' in the backseat
Generate extreme heat
Pull satin to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Heigh-ho! Disco!
or
I.O., let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey you, Homo!
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Hoo! Ha! Hoo-ha!
Hey! ho! Let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
I farted in the back seat.
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Jesus is a landmine.
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's be punk.
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's cream Hank.
Blitzkrieg bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's creep up.
Blitzkrieg bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's get f***ed.
Blitzkrieg pop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's get f***ed.
The Blitzkreig Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's give up.
Blitzkrieg bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's goof up.
or
Let's get f***ed.
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's greet Bob.
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Let's keep up.
Blitzkreig Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Lets drink Pop
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Lets keep up.
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Lipstick box
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Performing in a straight line
Going through a time warp
Kiss a little land mine
Blitzkrieg Bop
Performing on the back seat
Generate steam heat
Get into the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Pulsating to the bad beats
or
Pulsating to the phat beats
Pulsating to the back beat
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
Since she's hot
or
S***, she's hot.
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The boys are in a straight line.
They're formin' in a straight line.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The boys are in the back seat.
or
They're boilin' in the back seat.
or
They're boiling in the back seat.
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The fun is in the back seat.
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The kick a losing bath time
Bump beep bump.
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The kid's a lizard landmine.
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The kids are losing their minds
Let's drink pop.
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The kids are using landmines
Let's kick butt.
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The kitchen is a landmine.
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
The pilot in the back seat
The generous feeling Satan
to the back feet
Excrete cop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're bombing on the front lines
We're going through a tight one
I think I hit a land mine.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're falling in a strange line
They're groaning to a time line
The Kids are using landmines
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're fighting in the back streets
The general hasn't seen me I say to the bad bitch
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're foaming at a straight lod
They're going through a tight wad
The kids are losing their hod
Let's make toast
They're piling in the back seat
They're all eating green heat
F***ing in the backseat
Let's make toast.
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're foaming in a straight line
They're going through a tight line
Gitsa mitsa nightline
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're combing through the back seat
The Batarang feeling
They're playing through the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a time wind
The kids a little gamma
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steamy
Pulse tainted in the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're going through a tight wad
You get to lose your nerves, man
Let's kick butt!
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop!
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're going through a time warp.
They're going through a tight wind.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
They're pumping in a strange line
They're going through a tightwad
The kids are listen landmines
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
Degenerate steam heed.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop"
What they want, I don't know
But we're all dressed up and ready to go.
What they want, I don't know
But we're all revved up and ready to go.
"Blitzkrieg Pop"
Let's get f**ked
Blitzkrieg pop
"Blitzkrieg Pop"
The moment in the street light
We're going through a tight wad
Kids will listen up now
the Blitzkrieg Bop
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Pop"
They're foaming in a straight line
Just like a Nazi's tight 'hind
The kids are choosing this rhyme
Hit me Bob.
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Pop"
This kicks butt
Blitzkrieg pop
"Bonzo Goes To Bitburg"
When you gonna turn yourself in, yeah
You're a pile of dishes.
When you gonna turn yourself in, yeah
You're a politician.
"Do You Wanna Dance?"
S**** me baby all through the night.
Squeeze me baby all through the night.
"Don't Come Close"
And you don't pour booze
And you don't come close
"Gimme, Gimme Shock Treatment"
Gimme, gimme sharp toothache.
Gimme, gimme shock treatment.
"Glad To See You Go"
Gonna take a j*** on her.
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Gonna take a j*** on her.
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Gonna take a j*** on her.
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Gonna take a j*** on her
Don't want you 'cause you're a w****.
Gonna take a chance on her
Don't want you 'cause you're a bore.
"Glad To See You Go"
Gonna take the tears on her.
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
One poor little silly girl
One bullet in the cylinder
"Glad To See You Go"
What more is said and done?
One bullet in the cylinder
"Glad To See You Go"
What more is said and done
One bullet in the cylinder
"I Believe In Miracles"
I'm no longer a sanitary man
I'm no longer a solitary man
"I Believe In Miracles"
Oh I believe in marigolds.
Oh I believe in miracles.
"I Believe In Miracles"
Oh I will leave you marigolds.
Oh I believe in miracles.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Don't want, don't want, don't want no alcohol.
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Hare! Hare! Hare! Before I go insane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be Satanist.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be Shanaynay.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be Sundin
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be a civilian.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be fellated
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be frustrated.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be so dated.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna be sub-idiot.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna feel so go-od
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna piece of David.
I want to be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna piece of this.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna please the ladies.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I wanna, wanna, wanna go out the door.
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a peice of date bread
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of David.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of date bread
or
I'm sexually frustrated
or
I want a piece of David
or
I want a piece of David
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of Dee Dee
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of Lydia.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of bacon.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of cake.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of datebread.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of eight
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of it
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of lettuce.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a piece of tape.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
I want a pizza bagel.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Nothing takes a you know where to grow old.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Put me in a wheelchair and get me to the church
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I forget the show
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my torso.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Put me in the windshield
Take me off the phone.
Put me in a wheelchair
Take me to the show.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Twenty twenty twenty four hours ago
I had to pee so bad.
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four, hours ago
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four, hours to go
"I Wanna be Sedated"
I take it from my bitches,
I take it from my hoes
I can't control my fingers,
I can't control my toes
"I Wanna be Sedated"
I want a piece of David
I wanna be sedated
"I'm Affected"
I'm infected.
I'm affected.
"Let's Shake"
That's s***!
Let's shake!
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down"
You watch the world complain
What you doin' anway?
You watch the world complain
But you do it anyway.
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down"
You've got to pick up the pieces
Come on, start your transmitters
Pull yourself back together.
You've got to pick up the pieces
Come on, sort your trash
Ya better pull yourself back together.
"Needles and Pins"
And one day, she will see just how to save me.
And one day, she will see just how to say please.
A cover of the old Searchers tune.
"Needles and Pins"
Needles and pizza
Needles and pins
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"
All I want is discipline
or
Now I want its discipline.
Now I wanna sniff some glue.
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"
Now I wanna have sanctity
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want sanctity.
Now I wanna have something to do
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want something to do.
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"
Now I wanna have sex with you.
Now I wanna sniff some glue.
"Outsider"
If it suits you so
It disturbs me so.
"Outsider"
It deserves me so.
It disturbs me so.
"Pet Semetary"
Fallen victim to the sacred place
Follow Victor to the sacred place.
"Pet Semetary"
I don't want to be Barry
in a pet cemetary
I don't want to be buried
in a pet cemetary
"Pet Semetery"
i don't wanna be, baby, in the pet semetery.
i don't wanna be buried in the pet semetery.
"Pet sematary"
And at night when the moose cry out
Listen blues and you can hear Michelle
And the night when the wolves cry out
Listen close and you can hear me shout
"Pinhead"
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I'd do drugs for.
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I could go for.
"Pinhead"
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I'd do dope for
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I could go for
"Ramona"
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try to b*** her.
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and phone her.
"Rock And Roll High School"
I just wanna have some cheese
I just wanna get some cheese.
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks.
"Rock And Roll High School"
Rock and roll hassle
Rock and roll high school
"Rockaway Beach"
Boars rock is to slow.
Bus ride is too slow.
"Rockaway Beach"
Boat ride is too slow
Bus ride is too slow
"Rockaway Beach"
Boy's rock is too slow
The man's got the disco on the radio
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach"
Boy's rock is too slow They dance at the disco and the radio
Bus ride it's too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach"
I've got San Fransisco on the radio.
They blast out the disco on the radio.
"Rockaway Beach"
Punk rock it's too slow,
My dad's got the disco on the radio
Bus ride it's too slow
they blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach"
Rock, Rock, Rockaway B*tch
Rock, Rock, Rockaway Beach
"S.L.U.G."
Ethel Eugene Epiloogey Tatered Blue-Jeans.
S.L.U.G.
"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker"
Tina is a punk rocker.
Sheena is a punk rocker.
"Swallow My Pride"
Been to Luton Green with the Luton girls again.
Things were looking grim, but they're looking good again.
"Swallow My Pride"
Goin' on a bike ride, oh yeah.
Gonna swallow my pride, oh yeah.
"Swallow My Pride"
On a bus ride
Swallow my pride.
"Swallow My Pride"
Suck a mud rat, oh yeah.
Swallow my pride, oh yeah.
"Swallow My Pride"
Swallow McFly, oh yeah!
or
Swallow my bride, oh yeah!
Swallow my pride, oh yeah!
"Swallow My Pride"
The cat's in a dilemma.
The kids are losing their minds.
"Swallow My Pride"
What a moprat, oh yeah!
Swallow my pride, oh yeah!
"Teenage Lobotomy"
DDT did a job on my
Now I've got a big sidoo
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls on the subway train
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose.
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
"Teenage Lobotomy"
Dee Dee keeps me happy
DDT keeps me happy
"Teenage Lobotomy"
Preparame!
Lobotomy
'Preparame' is Spanish for 'get me ready'.
"Teenage Lobotomy"
The bottom line
Lobotomy
"The Job That Ate My Brain"
Got to work, I so want a drag
Ms. Semborski's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so lit, I wanna try.
Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so late, I wanna die.
"The KKK Took My Baby Away"
The gay gay gay took my baby away
The KKK took my baby away
"We Want the Airwaves"
We're on the airwaves
We're on the airwaves, baby.
We want the airwaves
We want the airwaves, baby.
"We're A Happy Family"
Sitting here in Queens, eating reefer leaves.
Sitting here in Queens, eating refried beans.
"We're A Happy Family"
We're a happy family
Hate Mom and Dad.
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
"We're A Happy Family"
We're a happy family
Meet Mom and Daddy.
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
"You Sound Like You're Sick"
You smell like your sister.
You sound like you're sick, too.