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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Ramones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"53rd and 3rd"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other walrus.
'Cause I got my other walrus.
Original Lyrics:
I said no more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries.
'Cause I got my other worries.
"Babysitter"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she's babysitting two gnats
She said the mother is a rat.
She said the mother is a rat.
Original Lyrics:
She said she's babysitting tonight
She said come over, it's alright.
She said come over, it's alright.
"Bad Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad, bad breath
Original Lyrics:
Bad, bad brain
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I getting fat?
Am I getting fat?
I shouldn't have ate that cat
Am I getting fat?
I shouldn't have ate that cat
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap with a baseball bat!
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap with a baseball bat!
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat with a big straw hat.
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat with a big straw hat.
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet with a baseball bat.
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet with a baseball bat.
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We taught the rat with a baseball bat
or
Retard the Rat, with a baseball bat
or
Retard the Rat, with a baseball bat
Original Lyrics:
Beat up the brat with a baseball bat
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We getting fat, shouldn't have ate that cat.
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We taught the brat
We taught the brat
We taught the brat with a baseball bat.
We taught the brat
We taught the brat with a baseball bat.
Original Lyrics:
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a brat like that
goes in your bum
goes in your bum
Original Lyrics:
With a brat like that
Always on your back.
Always on your back.
"Beat On The Brat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a brat like that
No, it's not your fault
or
With a brat like that
Oh, it's not your fault.
No, it's not your fault
or
With a brat like that
Oh, it's not your fault.
Original Lyrics:
With a brat like that
Always on your back.
Always on your back.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Degenerates need heat.
Original Lyrics:
They're generating steam heat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foamin' in a streetlight
Goin' through a tight-wad
Kids are losin' their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
Hidin' in the backseat
Generate extreme heat
Pull satan to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop
Goin' through a tight-wad
Kids are losin' their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
Hidin' in the backseat
Generate extreme heat
Pull satan to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heigh-ho! Disco!
or
I.O., let's go!
or
I.O., let's go!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little landmine
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey you, Homo!
Hey you, Homo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go!
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted in the back seat.
Original Lyrics:
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is a landmine.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Performing in a straight line
Going through a time warp
Kiss a little land mine
Blitzkrieg Bop
Performing on the back seat
Generate steam heat
Get into the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
Going through a time warp
Kiss a little land mine
Blitzkrieg Bop
Performing on the back seat
Generate steam heat
Get into the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potatoes in the back seat
Original Lyrics:
Pulsating to the back beat
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulsating to the bad beats
or
Pulsating to the phat beats
or
Pulsating to the phat beats
Original Lyrics:
Pulsating to the back beat
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she's hot
or
S***, she's hot.
or
S***, she's hot.
Original Lyrics:
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are in a straight line.
Original Lyrics:
They're formin' in a straight line.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are in the back seat.
Original Lyrics:
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The forming in a straight line
goin' through a tight wind
Jews are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
goin' through a tight wind
Jews are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
I apologize if "Jews" is considered a racial slur. It's not meant to be and I'll completely understand if you don't want to use it.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fun is in the back seat.
Original Lyrics:
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The generation's seen me
Original Lyrics:
They're generating steam heat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kick a losing bath time
Bump beep bump.
Bump beep bump.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kid's a lizard landmine.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds
Let's drink pop.
Let's drink pop.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are using landmines
Let's kick butt.
Let's kick butt.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids will loosen up, man
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losin' their minds
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kitchen is a landmine.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The moment in the street light
We're going through a tight wad
Kids will listen up now
Blitzkrieg Bop
We're going through a tight wad
Kids will listen up now
Blitzkrieg Bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The moment in the streetlight
They're going through a tight wad
The kids'll listen up now
The Blitzkrieg Bop
The pile-on in the back seat
That generates the heat
Rotate to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're going through a tight wad
The kids'll listen up now
The Blitzkrieg Bop
The pile-on in the back seat
That generates the heat
Rotate to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pilot in the back seat
The generous feeling
Satan to the back feet
Excrete cop
The generous feeling
Satan to the back feet
Excrete cop
Original Lyrics:
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pilot in the back seat
Original Lyrics:
They're piling in the back seat
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They giggle at the landmine
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all wrapped up and ready to go
Original Lyrics:
They're all revved up and ready to go
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're boilin' in the back seat.
or
They're boiling in the back seat.
or
They're boiling in the back seat.
Original Lyrics:
They're pilin' in the back seat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're bombing on the front lines
We're going through a tight one
I think I hit a land mine.
We're going through a tight one
I think I hit a land mine.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're bumming in a straight line
Going through a tight one
The kids are in dilemma
Let's get f**ked
Going through a tight one
The kids are in dilemma
Let's get f**ked
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The blitzkrieg bop
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The blitzkrieg bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're falling in a strange line
They're groaning to a time line
The kids are using landmines
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're fighting in the back streets
The general hasn't seen me
I say unto the bad bitch
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're groaning to a time line
The kids are using landmines
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're fighting in the back streets
The general hasn't seen me
I say unto the bad bitch
The Blitzkrieg Bop
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're foaming at a straight lod
They're going through a tight wad
The kids are losing their hod
Let's make toast
They're piling in the back seat
They're all eating green heat
F***ing in the backseat
Let's make toast.
They're going through a tight wad
The kids are losing their hod
Let's make toast
They're piling in the back seat
They're all eating green heat
F***ing in the backseat
Let's make toast.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're foaming in a straight line
They're going through a tight line
Gitsa mitsa nightline
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're combing through the back seat
The Batarang feeling
They're playing through the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight line
Gitsa mitsa nightline
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're combing through the back seat
The Batarang feeling
They're playing through the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're foaming in a straight line
Just like a Nazi's tight 'hind
The kids are choosing this rhyme
Hit me Bob.
Just like a Nazi's tight 'hind
The kids are choosing this rhyme
Hit me Bob.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line,
they're goin' through a tae kwon,
they're kindling a landmine.
they're goin' through a tae kwon,
they're kindling a landmine.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line,
they're goin' through a tight wind,
the kids are losing their minds.
they're goin' through a tight wind,
the kids are losing their minds.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a time wind
The kids a little gamma
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steamy
Pulse tainted in the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
They're going through a time wind
The kids a little gamma
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steamy
Pulse tainted in the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg bop
They're piling in the back seat
They generate steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
Blitzkrieg bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a time wind
Git to lick a lamdmine, the Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating dee heat
Go sate in the back seat, the Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a time wind
Git to lick a lamdmine, the Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating dee heat
Go sate in the back seat, the Blitzkrieg Bop.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds, the Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat, the Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds, the Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat, the Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a time wind
Git to lick a lamdmine
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating dee heat
go sate in the back seat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
They're going through a time wind
Git to lick a lamdmine
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating dee heat
go sate in the back seat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're going through a tight wad
You get to lose your nerves, man
Let's kick butt!
You get to lose your nerves, man
Let's kick butt!
Original Lyrics:
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop!
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop!
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're going through a time warp.
Original Lyrics:
They're going through a tight wind.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're piling in the back seat
Generating v.d.
Generating v.d.
Original Lyrics:
They're piling in the back seat
Generating steam heat
Generating steam heat
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're pumping in a strange line
They're going through a tightwad
The kids are listen landmines
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
Degenerate steam heed.
They're going through a tightwad
The kids are listen landmines
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
Degenerate steam heed.
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat.
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What they want, I don't know
But we're all dressed up and ready to go.
But we're all dressed up and ready to go.
Original Lyrics:
What they want, I don't know
But we're all revved up and ready to go.
But we're all revved up and ready to go.
"Blitzkrieg Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom is in a straight line
They're going to a Taiwan
They're going to a Taiwan
Original Lyrics:
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
They're going through a tight wind
"Bonzo Goes To Bitburg"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you gonna turn yourself in, yeah
You're a pile of dishes.
You're a pile of dishes.
Original Lyrics:
When you gonna turn yourself in, yeah
You're a politician.
You're a politician.
"Carbona Not Glue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Dee Dee's fault I am this way
Original Lyrics:
It's TV's fault I am this way
"Do You Remember Rock’n’Roll Radio?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock-Ola radio
Original Lyrics:
Rock’n’Roll radio
Rock-Ola was a manufacturer of jukeboxes.
"Do You Wanna Dance?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S**** me baby all through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Squeeze me baby all through the night.
"Don't Come Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't pour booze
Original Lyrics:
And you don't come close
"Gimme, Gimme Shock Treatment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme sharp toothache.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme shock treatment.
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want you 'cause you're a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want you 'cause you're a bore.
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a jab on her.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take the jets on her.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take the tears on her.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
One poor little silly girl
Original Lyrics:
One bullet in the cylinder
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
What more is said and done?
Original Lyrics:
One bullet in the cylinder
"Glad To See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
What more is said and done
Original Lyrics:
One bullet in the cylinder
"Glad to See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a jizz on her.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a chance on her.
"Go Mental"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone into...
Original Lyrics:
I've gone mental
"Gone Mental"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone metal
or
I've gone dental
or
I'm fundamental
or
I've gone dental
or
I'm fundamental
Original Lyrics:
I've gone mental
"I Believe In Miracles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no longer a sanitary man
Original Lyrics:
I'm no longer a solitary man
"I Believe In Miracles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I believe in Marco!
Original Lyrics:
Oh I believe in miracles.
I hate this guy for not singing clearly!
"I Believe In Miracles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I believe in marigolds.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I believe in miracles.
"I Believe In Miracles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I will leave you marigolds.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I believe in miracles.
"I Just Want to Have Something to Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating chicken in the loo
Original Lyrics:
Eating chicken vindaloo
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want, don't want, don't want no alcohol.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hare! Hare! Hare! Before I go insane
Original Lyrics:
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go let go
Original Lyrics:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control my T-Bird
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my fingers
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control my fingers,
I can't control my friend
I can't control my friend
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my fingers,
I can't control my brain
I can't control my brain
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take it from my bitches,
I take it from my hoes
I take it from my hoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't control my fingers,
I can't control my toes
I can't control my toes
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Darth Vader
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Satanist.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Shanaynay.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a civilian.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be frustrated.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be so dated.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be some angel
or
I wanna be some ninja
or
I wanna be some ninja
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be some idiot
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be sub-idiot.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the Beatles
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel so go-od
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piece of David.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piece of Lydia
Original Lyrics:
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piece of bacon
Original Lyrics:
I want to be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piece of cake.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piece of this.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna please the ladies.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna, wanna, wanna go out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a green tomato
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of David.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of Dee Dee
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of Lydia.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of bacon.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of cake. Yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of cake
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be Sedated
Please note: Wanna means "want to", not "want a"
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of danish
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of date bread
or
I'm sexually frustrated
or
I'm sexually frustrated
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of date bread
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of datebread.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of eight
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of meat
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of tape.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a pizza bagel.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just put me in a retailer
Original Lyrics:
Just put me in a wheelchair
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing takes a you know where to grow old.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to do, nowhere to go.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to do, no way to go home
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to do, nowhere to go-ho
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a wheelchair and get me to the church
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I forget the show
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my torso.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I forget the show
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my torso.
No, no, no, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in the windshield
Take me off the phone.
Take me off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in a wheelchair
Take me to the show.
Take me to the show.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty twenty twenty four hours ago
I had to pee so bad.
I had to pee so bad.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be sedated.
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four, hours ago
Original Lyrics:
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four, hours to go
"Judi Is a Punk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why
But I fell down
But I fell down
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die
Perhaps they'll die
"Let's Shake"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's s***!
Original Lyrics:
Let's shake!
"Lobotomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The price I pay
Original Lyrics:
Lobotomy
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You watch the world complain
What you doin' anway?
What you doin' anway?
Original Lyrics:
You watch the world complain
But you do it anyway.
But you do it anyway.
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to pick up the pieces
Come on, start your transmitters
Pull yourself back together.
Come on, start your transmitters
Pull yourself back together.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to pick up the pieces
Come on, sort your trash
Ya better pull yourself back together.
Come on, sort your trash
Ya better pull yourself back together.
"Needles and Pins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And one day, she will see just how to save me.
Original Lyrics:
And one day, she will see just how to say please.
A cover of the old Searchers tune.
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is discipline
or
Now I want its discipline.
or
Now I want its discipline.
Original Lyrics:
Now I wanna sniff some glue.
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I wanna have sanctity
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want sanctity.
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want sanctity.
Original Lyrics:
Now I wanna have something to do
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want something to do.
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want something to do.
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I wanna have sex with you.
Original Lyrics:
Now I wanna sniff some glue.
"Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And at night when the moose cry out
Listen blues and you can hear Michelle
Listen blues and you can hear Michelle
Original Lyrics:
And the night when the wolves cry out
Listen close and you can hear me shout
Listen close and you can hear me shout
"Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fallen victim to the sacred place
Original Lyrics:
Follow Victor to the sacred place.
"Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be married
In a big cemetery
In a big cemetery
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be buried
In a pet cemetery
In a pet cemetery
They intentionally misspelled the word cemetery as Sematary on their album.
"Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be, baby, in the pet cemetery.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be buried in the pet cemetery.
"Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be Barry
in a pet cemetery
in a pet cemetery
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be buried
in a pet cemetery
in a pet cemetery
"Pet Semetary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be married to a press secretary
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be buried in a pet semetary
"Pinhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta gotta we
Such a we
So d'ya wanna fuss?
Such a we
So d'ya wanna fuss?
Original Lyrics:
Gabba gabba we accept you
We accept you, one of us
We accept you, one of us
"Pinhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I'd do drugs for.
I just met a nurse that I'd do drugs for.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I could go for.
I just met a nurse that I could go for.
"Pinhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I'd do dope for
I just met a nurse that I'd do dope for
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I could go for
I just met a nurse that I could go for
"Ramona"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, literal boner.
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, little Ramona.
"Ramona"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try to b*** her.
I think I'll try to b*** her.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and phone her.
I think I'll try and phone her.
"Ramona"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and foam her
I think I'll try and foam her
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and phone her.
I think I'll try and phone her.
"Rock 'n' Roll High School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna have some chicks
I just wanna get some chicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
I just wanna get some chicks
"Rock N Roll High School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I Just wanna get some cheats
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna get some chicks
"Rock N Roll High School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna have some cheese
I just wanna get some cheese.
I just wanna get some cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks.
I just wanna get some chicks.
"Rock N Roll High School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll hassle
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roll high school
"Rock N Roll High School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sponge bob
Original Lyrics:
Fun Fun
Note: They wouldn't have said "Spongebob" in this song because the song was made LONG before the animated character of that name was created.
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, knock away beats
Original Lyrics:
Rock-Rock-Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boards rock, it's too slow.
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride, it's too slow.
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boars rock is to slow.
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride is too slow.
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy's rock is too slow
The man's got the disco on the radio
The man's got the disco on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio
They blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy's rock is too slow They dance at the disco and the radio
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride it's too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broad, Broad, Broadway Theatre
Original Lyrics:
Rock, Rock, Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive, drive, drive away, bitch
Original Lyrics:
Rock-Rock-Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got San Fransisco on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
They blast out the disco on the radio.
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Punk rock it's too slow,
My dad's got the disco on the radio
My dad's got the disco on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride it's too slow
they blast out the disco on the radio
they blast out the disco on the radio
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, Rock, Rockaway B*tch
Original Lyrics:
Rock, Rock, Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, rock, rocking to beat
Original Lyrics:
Rock-Rock-Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock-Rock-Rockaway Beat
Original Lyrics:
Rock-Rock-Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shooting that rhythm up above the curb
Original Lyrics:
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
"S.L.U.G."
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattered Blue-Jeans.
or
Epiloogey
or
Ethel Eugene
or
Ethel Eugene
Original Lyrics:
S.L.U.G.
"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She now is a punk rocker.
Original Lyrics:
Sheena is a punk rocker.
"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tina is a punk rocker.
Original Lyrics:
Sheena is a punk rocker.
"Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheena is a prawn cracker
Original Lyrics:
Sheena is a punk rocker.
"Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the kids are effed up and ready to go
Original Lyrics:
Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
"Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the kids are stupid and ready to go
Original Lyrics:
Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been to Luton Green with the Luton girls again.
Original Lyrics:
Things were looking grim, but they're looking good again.
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' on a bike ride, oh yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna swallow my pride, oh yeah.
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a mud rat, oh yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Swallow my pride, oh yeah.
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow McFly, oh yeah!
or
Swallow my bride, oh yeah!
or
Swallow my bride, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Swallow my pride, oh yeah!
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's in a dilemma.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
"Swallow My Pride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a moprat, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Swallow my pride, oh yeah!
"Teenage Lobotomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
DDT did a job on my
Now I've got a big sidoo
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls on the subway train
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
Now I've got a big sidoo
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls on the subway train
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
Original Lyrics:
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose.
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose.
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
"Teenage Lobotomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preparame!
Original Lyrics:
Lobotomy
'Preparame' is Spanish for 'get me ready'.
"The Job That Ate My Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to work, I so want a drag
Ms. Semborski's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so lit, I wanna try.
Ms. Semborski's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so lit, I wanna try.
Original Lyrics:
Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so late, I wanna die.
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so late, I wanna die.
"The KKK Took My Baby Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The gay gay gay took my baby away
Original Lyrics:
The KKK took my baby away
"We Want The Airwaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on the airwaves
We're on the airwaves, baby.
We're on the airwaves, baby.
Original Lyrics:
We want the airwaves
We want the airwaves, baby.
We want the airwaves, baby.
"We're A Happy Family" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting here in Queens, eating reefer leaves.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting here in Queens, eating refried beans.
"We're A Happy Family" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Hate Mom and Dad.
Hate Mom and Dad.
Original Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
"We're A Happy Family" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Meet Mom and Daddy.
Meet Mom and Daddy.
Original Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
"You Sound Like You're Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smell like your sister.
Original Lyrics:
You sound like you're sick, too.
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