Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> Rammstein
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There are 59 misheard song lyrics for Rammstein on amIright currently.
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"Adios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish heads fly
Original Lyrics:
Sich ins fleisch
"Adios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let s***s flysh.
Original Lyrics:
Sich ins Fleisch
"Asche zu Asche"
Misheard Lyrics:
A**hole, a**hole, a**hole
A**hole two a**holes, a**hole two a**holes
A**hole two a**holes, a**hole two a**holes
Original Lyrics:
Asche, Asche, Asche
Asche zu Asche, Asche zu Asche
Asche zu Asche, Asche zu Asche
"Bestrafe Mich"
Misheard Lyrics:
All right there Mick
Original Lyrics:
Heirate mich
"Bueck Dich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bird Dish
Original Lyrics:
Bueck dich
The actual title is "Buck Dich", with an umlaut over the "u", but extended ascii characters often cause problems on this site.
"Dalai Lama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come here, light beer.
Original Lyrics:
Komm her, bleib hier
"Du Hasst Mich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Due Hostage
Original Lyrics:
Du Hast Mich
"Du Hast (English Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be upright, t***s forever.
Original Lyrics:
Be upright to her forever.
"Du Hast (English Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have lied to her forever.
or
Be a bride to her forever.
or
Be a bride to her forever.
Original Lyrics:
Be upright to her forever.
"Du Hast (English Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have lied to her forever
Original Lyrics:
Be upright to her forever
"Du Hast (English Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you until this December
Be her bride unto forever.
Be her bride unto forever.
Original Lyrics:
Will you until death does sever
Be upright to her forever.
Be upright to her forever.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do Ostrich eat frogs?
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do hash, b****!
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich!
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hass me
Original Lyrics:
Du hast Mich
The translation is "You hate me", this is on all three english translations of the song at their official website. "You have me" is what the German translation is really supposed to be according to several German speakers who have corrected me. I've also been told it should be "Du hasst mich" if it's supposed to be hate. Personally, I don't care, draw your own conclusions, don't email me about it.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hasst Milch.
Original Lyrics:
Du hasst mich.
'Du hasst milch' (which is incorrect) translates into English as 'You hate milk'. 'Du hasst mich' (the correct words, without the L) translates to 'You hate me.'
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hast mich the frog
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hast mich, get f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hast recht.
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hast, Mister Frog.
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich defragt.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Jewish
I eat quiche.
I eat quiche.
Original Lyrics:
Du hast Mich
Du hast Mich
Du hast Mich
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have cheese
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich!
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the best, their total shine
Will dry the eyes with rubber tongue.
Nine!
Will dry the eyes with rubber tongue.
Nine!
Original Lyrics:
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein fur alle Tage?
Nein!
Treu ihr sein fur alle Tage?
Nein!
The lyrics are in German.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night
Original Lyrics:
Nein
For those who do not speak it, 'Nein' is German for 'no', as in 'No, she has not called'.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Auch
To Auchwitz!
or
Du Haust
Du haust wich!
To Auchwitz!
or
Du Haust
Du haust wich!
Original Lyrics:
Du hast
Du hast mich.
Du hast mich.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too. Too hot. Too hot, man.
Original Lyrics:
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich.
"Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arse missed the frog.
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt.
"Du Riechst So Gut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You reek so good.
Original Lyrics:
Du riechst so gut.
'Du riechst so gut' means 'You smell so good' in German.
"Feuer Frei"
Misheard Lyrics:
Firefly
Original Lyrics:
Feuer Frei
xxx soundtrack
"Feuer Frei"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gangbang! Gangbang! Firefly.
Original Lyrics:
Bang Bang! Bang Bang! Feuer Frei.
"Ich Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pihvi, pihvi
Original Lyrics:
Ich will, ich will
'Pihvi' is Finnish and means 'a beef'.
"Links 234"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Am I direct?
Am I direct?
Original Lyrics:
Links Zwo, Links Zwo, Links Zwo
Drei, Vier, Links
Drei, Vier, Links
"Links 234"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lynx! Lynx! Lynx zoo, Lynx zoo
Drive here, Lynx!
Drive here, Lynx!
Original Lyrics:
Links zwo, links zwo, links zwo
Drei, vier, links.
Drei, vier, links.
"Mein Herz Brennt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ich bin die Stimme aus der Käse
Original Lyrics:
Ich bin die Stimme aus den Kissen
Note: In German, Käse means cheese; Kissen means pillow. So, 'Ich bin die Stimme aus der Käse' means: 'I am the voice from the cheese' instead of 'I am the voice from the pillow'.
"Mein Herz Brennt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Microwave!
Original Lyrics:
Mein herz brennt!
"Mein Herz Brennt"
Misheard Lyrics:
My best friend
Original Lyrics:
Mein Herz brennt
That's German for 'My heart burns.'
"Mein Herz Brennt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neuen lieben Kinder gebt Weinacht
Original Lyrics:
Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein Acht
'weinacht' means christmas in German and i thought that he was singing something nasty about destroying the kids' Christmas. He wasn't.
"Mein Teil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it's mein Teil.
Original Lyrics:
Es ist mein Teil
Actually, only part of the lyrics are 'es ist', the others really are 'yes it's'. I thought it was 'yes it's' the whole way through.
"Mein Tein"
Misheard Lyrics:
German fish can't burn in H***.
Original Lyrics:
Huete treff ich enien Herren.
"Mutter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butter....Butter....Butter....BUTTTTTEEEEERRR!!!!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Mutter...Mutter...Mutter...MUTTTTTTTEEEEEERR!!!!!!
"Ohne Dich"
Misheard Lyrics:
I own a dish.
Original Lyrics:
Ohne dich
"Ohne Dich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohne dich Kaninchen ich (without you, rabbit I)
Original Lyrics:
Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein (without you, I cannot be)
"Rein Raus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rein Raus
Tefal, Tefal
Tefal, Tefal
Original Lyrics:
Rein Raus
Tiefer, Tiefer
Tiefer, Tiefer
"Reise Reise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then there was some fishing done.
Original Lyrics:
Der andere zum Fishe dan
"Sehnsucht"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dingy do in Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Finger rutscht nach Mexico
"Sehnsucht"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finger-roach par Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Finger rutscht nach Mexico
"Sonne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes your momma
She's dressed in rubber.
She's dressed in rubber.
Original Lyrics:
Hier kommt die Sonne
Hier kommt die Sonne.
Hier kommt die Sonne.
"Sonne"
Misheard Lyrics:
here comes the blender
Original Lyrics:
Hier kommt die Sonne
Hier kommt die Sonne.
Hier kommt die Sonne.
"Spieluhr"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on, hop on, Rider!
On the taker, slide the cow
My hairs slicked there, fighter!
Nor the rake inside the ground
Hop on, hop on, Rider
Im a melody in the wind
My hairs slick there, fighter!
And out my hair the wind goes zip.
On the taker, slide the cow
My hairs slicked there, fighter!
Nor the rake inside the ground
Hop on, hop on, Rider
Im a melody in the wind
My hairs slick there, fighter!
And out my hair the wind goes zip.
Original Lyrics:
Hoppe hoppe, Reitter!
Und kein Engel steigt herab
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter
Nur der regen weintem Grab
Hoppe hoppe, Reitter! Eine Melodie im Wind Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter Und aus der Erde singt das Kind!
Und kein Engel steigt herab
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter
Nur der regen weintem Grab
Hoppe hoppe, Reitter! Eine Melodie im Wind Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter Und aus der Erde singt das Kind!
"Spieluhr"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad is out there buying drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Mein Herz schlägt nicht mehr weiter.
"Spieluhr"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, rock me, mine to kill
Find a melody in wind
I guess she thinks they're mine to kill.
Find a melody in wind
I guess she thinks they're mine to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Hoppe, hoppe Reiter
Eine Melodie im Wind
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter.
Eine Melodie im Wind
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter.
"Stein Um Stein"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a plan
A gross plan!
A gross plan!
Original Lyrics:
Ich habe Pläne
Große Pläne
Große Pläne
The German lyrics mean 'I have plans, big plans'.
"Stripped"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear you hate musicians withour your televisions.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear you make decisions without your television.
"Stripped"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make decisions without your television
or
You can't do long division without your television
or
You can't do long division without your television
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear you make decisions without your television
"Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex mit ein Schaf.
Original Lyrics:
Sex ist ein Schlacht.
'Sex ist ein Schlacht' translates (in German) to 'Sex is a battle'. 'Sex mit ein Schaf', however, translates to 'Sex with a sheep'.
"Zwitter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please wear seatbelts!
Original Lyrics:
Zwitter, zwitter!
"zwitter" best translates into "hermaphrodite"
"Zwitter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tick tock, tick tock!
Original Lyrics:
Zwitter, zwitter!
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Reise, Reise album at Amazon.com
Sehnsucht album at Amazon.com
Mutter album at Amazon.com
Herzeleid album at Amazon.com
Live Aus Berlin album at Amazon.com
Mein Teil album at Amazon.com
Ohne Dich album at Amazon.com
Amerika Pt.1 album at Amazon.com
Maximum Rammstein album at Amazon.com
