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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> Gerry Rafferty

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There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Gerry Rafferty on amIright currently.

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"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's taken you so long to find out your mom
Original Lyrics:
And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He opens the door, he's got that book on his face
Original Lyrics:
He opens the door, he's got that look on his face
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He opens the door
he's got that guck on his face
Original Lyrics:
He opens the door
he's got that look on his face
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gonna give up the gurus and the one-night stands
Original Lyrics:
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got this thing about Bonsai land.
Original Lyrics:
He's got this thing about buying some land.
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got this thing about balsam land.
Original Lyrics:
He's got this thing about buying some land.
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got this thing about businessmen.
Original Lyrics:
He's got this dream about buying some land.
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in your wedding day on your feet
Original Lyrics:
Light in your head and dead on your feet
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down the street there's a lad on his face.
Original Lyrics:
Way down the street there's a light in his place.
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well another crazy day, you'll dream the night away
Original Lyrics:
Well another crazy day, you'll drink the night away
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Winding awake down on Baker Street,
Right in your head are dead men at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Winding your way down on Baker Street,
Light in your head and dead on your feet
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell him a scene and you talk about anything
Original Lyrics:
You tell him who you've seen and you talk about anything
"Home And Dry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one more mile and I'll be hung dry
Original Lyrics:
Just one more hour and I'll be home and dry
"On The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, now we have found Eloise.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, now we are finally released.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought butter and sat on me.
Original Lyrics:
Put somethin' better inside of me.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been you, Uma
Right down the line.
Original Lyrics:
It's been you, woman
Right down the line.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been you, woman,
in Rydell High
Original Lyrics:
It's been you, woman,
right down the line
Must have been a fan of Grease?
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been you, worm
In Rydell High.
Original Lyrics:
It's been you, woman
Right down the line.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wanted you a Chevrolet
or
When I wanted you to shake my leg
Original Lyrics:
When I wanted you to share my life
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wanted you to s*** my life
Original Lyrics:
When I wanted you to share my life
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wanted you to shave my legs
I had no doubt in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
When I wanted you to share my life
I had no doubt in my mind.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wanted you to shave my wife
Original Lyrics:
When I wanted you to share my life
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been as close as the Northern Star.
Original Lyrics:
You've been as constant as a Northern Star.
"Right Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been to Wisconsin at the Northern Star.
Original Lyrics:
You've been as constant as the Northern Star.
"Right Down the Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something better than sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
Put somethin' better inside of me.
"Right Down the Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wanted you to shave my wife
Original Lyrics:
When I wanted you to share my life

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