Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> Q -> Queen and David Bowie

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Queen and David Bowie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Queen and David Bowie on amIright currently.

There are also Queen and David Bowie misheard lyrics stories also available.

"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause people love streets
Original Lyrics:
Puts people on streets
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me out!
Original Lyrics:
Let me out!
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging around
With my brains on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitching a ride
With my french fries on the floor!
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm depression.
Original Lyrics:
Under pressure.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the terror of Norway, what this world is about
Original Lyrics:
It's the terror of knowing, what the world is about
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' around
like a park ranger on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking around
Look, my brains are on the floor!
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lickin' the brown
Trick my brain on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mm ba ba black, mm ba ba black
Original Lyrics:
Um ba ba be, um ba ba be
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
No satellite large and the pressure went cracking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
No satellite large and the pressure went lurking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Saturday love songs the pressure we're breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Saturday love songs
The pressure we're breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs
Under pressure we're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Saturday night under pressure we're breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Saturday night
Under pressure
We're breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs
Under pressure
We're breaking.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On depression
Original Lyrics:
Under pressure
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the precious
Original Lyrics:
Under pressure
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
People love streets
Original Lyrics:
People on streets
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
People on people, people on streets
Original Lyrics:
Pressure on people, people on streets
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing don't on me
Pushing down on me know when I smoke.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me, pressing down on you, no mammal's fault
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me, pressing down on you, no man ask for
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me, pressing down on you, nomad is full
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me, pressing down on you, no man ask for
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, you and us all.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you, no man at all
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, you and us all.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, you're an asshole
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man's at fault.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, you're an asshole..
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no matter what.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushin' around the graveyard again
Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around, kick my brains 'round the floor
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ran away from the man with the wild eye!
Sat on a fence, but it don't work.
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rump ranger on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Kick my brains 'round the floor.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia!
Original Lyrics:
Pressure!
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on her face, like a dumb f***
Original Lyrics:
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on her face, like a dumb f*ck
Original Lyrics:
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the fence, what a dumb f***
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on your face, but it don't hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the fence, but it don't work.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn you way from you all like black man
Settle a face but I don't work
It coming up but love bands so left that's all
Why, why, why? Love love love love love
It summons be loud comes depression they cracking
Canion give yourselves one more chain
Why can't you give love dead one more chain?
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why? Love love love love love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a bench, but it don't f***
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man,
sat on the fence but it don't hurt
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man,
Sat on the fence but it don't hurt
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man,
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Son of a bitch, but it don't work
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
This song should be credited to 'Queen and David Bowie' together, since they recorded it together, as a duet.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Son-of-a-bitch, what a dumb f***
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Son of a bitch, I'm a dumb f***.
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don't work.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under pressure
The boys are feeling tired
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
Original Lyrics:
Under pressure
That brings a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching old people giving up sweets.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure on people, people on streets.
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we get along, get along, get along, get along?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love?
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are an as*hole
Original Lyrics:
No man ask for
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
[scat singing] Black token
or
[scat singing] Like talkin'
or
[scat singing] Like talkin'
Original Lyrics:
[scat singing] That's okay

Other Misheard Artists

Bands:#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - (Search)
Corrections

Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
How difficult is this artist to understand: 
How much do you like this artist: 
How funny are these misheard lyrics: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.

Voting Results

 
Understanding: 3.0
Liked: 4.5
Funny: 2.5

Total Votes: 2