Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Pulp

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There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Pulp on amIright currently.

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"A Little Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a Big Mac
But I only got a little soul.
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man
But I only got a little soul.
"A Little Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a pygmy,
but I only got a little soul
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man,
but I only got a little soul
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos you think that w***ing's cool.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos you think that poor is cool.
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cos you think that Porn is cool
Original Lyrics:
Cos you think that poor is cool
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can talk lying in a coma.
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner.
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can talk lying in a coma.
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner.
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'In that case, I'll have Roman Coca- Cola.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'In that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola.'
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came from greasy haven't feelt for loolly's
She stood at sculptures at some marks and scully's
Original Lyrics:
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculptures at Saint Martin's College
"Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
She studied sculpture at some artists' college
Original Lyrics:
She studied sculpture at St. Martin's College
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco me up in the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all meet up when we're on holy ground.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rattle me up in the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all me up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** was very small
But you would s*** on the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the walls.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood shit on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small, there were lipsticks on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with weird shit on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With bird s*** on the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
"Disco 2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With lipstick on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
"Help the Aged"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat your stuff,
although he's looking rough
Original Lyrics:
Teach you stuff,
although he's looking rough
"I Spy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never let your maths slip
You never admit to it, you never w**** it.
Original Lyrics:
You never let masks slip
You never admit to it, you're never hurried.
"Lipgloss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing at the badgers
Original Lyrics:
Laughing at your bad jokes
"Little Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a piglet, but I've got a little soul
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man, but I've got a little soul
"Mis-Shapes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want cheese balls.
Original Lyrics:
We won't use bombs.
"Mis-Shapes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want discos
Original Lyrics:
We won't use bombs.
"Party Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahimsa - It's time to preach Ahimsa.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're driving me crazy.
"She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mum has gone now, officer
Original Lyrics:
The moon has gone down on the sun
"Something Changed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did I write this song of lies one day?
Original Lyrics:
Why did I write this song on that one day?
"Sorted For E's & Whizz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some tickets from some four foot bloke in Camden Town.
Original Lyrics:
Got some tickets from some f***ed up bloke in Camden Town.
"This Is Hardcore"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hardcore, you make me hot.
You name the drummer and I'll play the bass
Original Lyrics:
You are hardcore, you make me hard.
You name the drama and I'll play the part.
"This is Hardcore"
Misheard Lyrics:
You name the drummer and I'll play the bass
Original Lyrics:
You name the drama and I'll play the part

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