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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Pulp
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pulp that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 61 misheard song lyrics for Pulp on amIright currently.
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"A Little Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a Big Mac
But I only got a little soul.
But I only got a little soul.
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man
But I only got a little soul.
But I only got a little soul.
"A Little Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a pygmy,
but I only got a little soul
but I only got a little soul
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man,
but I only got a little soul
but I only got a little soul
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz you think that w*oring's cool.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz you think that poor is cool.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorb some facts and play some pool.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke some fags and play some pool.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you think that porn is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Because you think that poor is cool.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cos you think that Porn is cool
Original Lyrics:
Cos you think that poor is cool
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can talk lying in a coma.
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can talk lying in a coma.
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'In that case, I'll have Roman Coca- Cola.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'In that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola.'
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live like colored people.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live like common people.
Kinda racist, dont'cha think?
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live like coloured people
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live like Common People
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna talk like Leonard Cohen.
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an old, dead acolyte
Original Lyrics:
Like a dog lying in a corner.
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She came from greasy haven't feelt for loolly's
She stood at sculptures at some marks and scully's
She stood at sculptures at some marks and scully's
Original Lyrics:
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculptures at Saint Martin's College
She studied sculptures at Saint Martin's College
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She studied sculpture at some artists' college
Original Lyrics:
She studied sculpture at St. Martin's College
"Common People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Winter cracks above the shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Cut your hair and get a job
Original Lyrics:
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Cut your hair and get a job
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the fountain down Malone
Original Lyrics:
By the fountain down the road
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco me up in the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew that you'd get married,
I would be living down here on my own
In that dump and only thirty years ago.
I would be living down here on my own
In that dump and only thirty years ago.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew that you'd get married,
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago.
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not down and lonely 30 years ago
Original Lyrics:
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all meet up when we're on holy ground.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Race for the cup in the year 2000
Original Lyrics:
Let's all meet up in the year 2000
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rattle me up in the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all me up in the year 2000.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The housemartin said that you were the best
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was the best
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was the best
Original Lyrics:
And Martyn said that you were the best
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was a mess
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was a mess
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're all fully blown
Original Lyrics:
When we're all fully grown
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're all fully cloned
Original Lyrics:
When we're all fully clothed
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we’re all fully clothed
Original Lyrics:
When we’re all fully grown
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With bulls*** on the wall
Original Lyrics:
With woodchip on the wall
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't it be strange when we're all fooling around?
Original Lyrics:
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't even bring a baby.
Original Lyrics:
You can even bring your baby.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** was very small
But you would s*** on the walls.
But you would s*** on the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the walls.
With woodchip on the walls.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood shit on the wall
With wood shit on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
With wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small, there were lipsticks on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with weird shit on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small,
We rubbed shit on the wall.
We rubbed shit on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small,
With woodchip on the wall.
With woodchip on the wall.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
With dog s*** on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
With wood chip on the wall.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With bird s*** on the walls.
With bird s*** on the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
With wood chip on the wall.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
With dog s*** on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
With woodchip on the wall.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With lipstick on the wall.
With lipstick on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
With woodchip on the wall.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name was "Da Mirror".
Original Lyrics:
Your name was Deborah.
"Disco 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name was Demi Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Your name was Deborah.
"Help the Aged" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat your stuff,
although he's looking rough
although he's looking rough
Original Lyrics:
Teach you stuff,
although he's looking rough
although he's looking rough
"I Spy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never let your maths slip
You never admit to it, you never w**** it.
You never admit to it, you never w**** it.
Original Lyrics:
You never let masks slip
You never admit to it, you're never hurried.
You never admit to it, you're never hurried.
"Lipgloss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing at the badgers
Original Lyrics:
Laughing at your bad jokes
"Little Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a piglet, but I've got a little soul
Original Lyrics:
I look like a big man, but I've got a little soul
"Mis-Shapes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Raced on down to the broken biscuits aisle
Original Lyrics:
Raised on a diet of broken biscuits, oh
"Party Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahimsa - It's time to preach Ahimsa.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're driving me crazy.
"She's a Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mum has gone now, officer
Original Lyrics:
The moon has gone down on the sun
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have gone to sleep with her instead
Original Lyrics:
I could have gone to see a film instead
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote this song to a house before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wrote this song two hours before we met
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote this song to your arse before we met.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote this song two hours before we met.
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give us a kiss to celebrate a new today
Original Lyrics:
Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, this song, 2 hours before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wrote this song 2 hours before we met
"Something Changed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did I write this song of lies one day?
Original Lyrics:
Why did I write this song on that one day?
"Sorted For E's & Whizz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some tickets from some four foot bloke in Camden Town.
Original Lyrics:
Got some tickets from some f***ed up bloke in Camden Town.
"This Is Hardcore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hardcore, you make me hot.
You name the drummer and I'll play the bass
You name the drummer and I'll play the bass
Original Lyrics:
You are hardcore, you make me hard.
You name the drama and I'll play the part.
You name the drama and I'll play the part.
"This is Hardcore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You name the drummer and I'll play the bass
Original Lyrics:
You name the drama and I'll play the part
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