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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Portishead that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Portishead on amIright currently.

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"All Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-huuuuuuuuuh
Original Lyrics:
All mine.
"Glory Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I've been a tangerine too long.
Original Lyrics:
For I've been a temptress too long.
"Glory Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired of playing
Playing with this going down road.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired of playing
Playing with this bow and arrow.
"Glory Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired of playing
Playing with this going down road.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired of playing
Playing with this bow and arrow.
"Glory Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a temperaturist for too long.
Original Lyrics:
For I've been a temptress too long.
"Half Day Closing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Far beyond the cheap blue skies
The mummy tried to leave us some sets of fries
Original Lyrics:
Far beyond the shrinking skies
Where money talks and leaves us hypnotized
"It Could Be Sweet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't get summer for nothing.
Original Lyrics:
You don't get something for nothing.
"Only You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only you who can tear my world apart.
Original Lyrics:
It's only you who can turn my wooden heart.
"Only You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only you who can tow my wooden cart
Original Lyrics:
It's only you who can turn my wooden heart
"Sour Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sober times
Original Lyrics:
Sour times
"Strangers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can anybody see the light
Where the Mormon meets the Jew and the tide rises?
Original Lyrics:
Can anybody see the light
Where the morn meets the dew and the tide rises?
"Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love isn't fair
Love is a dooming word.
Original Lyrics:
Love, love, is a verb
Love is a doing word.
"Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teardrop on the fire, feeling so nice
Original Lyrics:
Teardrop on the fire, feathers on my breath
"Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath
Original Lyrics:
Teardrop on the fire
Feathers on my breath
"Wandering Stars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the town today will suffer less
This wind I'll never have to break
Original Lyrics:
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake
"Western Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll make an ant of you
Original Lyrics:
But I'm achin' at the view
"Western Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm breaking at the seams just like you
Original Lyrics:
I'm breaking at the scenes just like you
"Western Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
forgotten throes at another's lie
Original Lyrics:
forgotten throes of another's plight

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