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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Platters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for The Platters on amIright currently.

"(You've Got) The Magic Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-uh-oh, when I feel your tongue
It's like a fourth alarm
You make me thrill so much
You've got the magic touch.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-uh-oh, when I feel your charm
It's like a fourth alarm
You make me thrill so much
You've got the magic touch.
"Harbour Lights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you were gone to s***
And I love Dinah Shore
Original Lyrics:
But you were on the ship
And I was on the shore.
"Only You (And You Alone)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you canned make this world seem right,
Only you canned make the darkness bright.
Original Lyrics:
Only you can make this world seem right,
Only you can make the darkness bright.
I'm not mishearing these lines; the vocalist actually sings them this way, for reasons unknown!
"Only You (And You Alone)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you canned...make this world seem right.
Original Lyrics:
Only you can make this world seem right
"Sleepy Lagoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sleepy lagoon
Our two hearts in bloom and two on a toilet
A sleepy lagoon
Reflectin' our poo
And lightly lands
Our urine stream
That sparkles and glimmers
Original Lyrics:
A sleepy lagoon
A tropical moon and two on an island
A sleepy lagoon
And two hearts in tune
In some lullaby land
The fireflies gleam
Reflect in the stream
They sparkle and shimmer
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All who love are blond.
Original Lyrics:
All who love are blind.
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was falsely blind.
Original Lyrics:
I, of course, replied.
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Small dents in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Smoke gets in your eyes
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm shafted and I get enough.
Original Lyrics:
So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed.
"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...when a lovely plane dies............
Original Lyrics:
...when a lovely flame dies............
"The Great Pretender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh oh yes
I'm the great, green panda.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh oh yes
I'm the great pretender.
"The Great Pretender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh oh yes
I'm the great pre-teddy bear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh oh yes
I'm the great pretender.
"The Great Pretender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, yes, I'm a first offender.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh oh yes
I'm the great pretender.
"The Great Pretender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To reel in this feeling of make believe
Original Lyrics:
Too real is this feeling of make believe
"Twilight Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lighting the spark of love that fills me
With dreams, I'm told.
Original Lyrics:
Lighting the spark of love that fills me
With dreams untold.

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