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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pink that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 133 misheard song lyrics for Pink on amIright currently.

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"18 Wheeler"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can run over me with your hating wither luck.
Original Lyrics:
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck.
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Miss
Original Lyrics:
I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like kicking birds...
Original Lyrics:
Just when it can't get worse...
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just when it can't get worse, I had a s**t daddy, you
You had a s**t daddy too
We've had a s**t daddy, woo
Original Lyrics:
Just when it can't get worse, I had a s**t day (No!)
You had a s**t day (No!)
We've had a s**t day (No!)
"Can't Take Me Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't take me home to Mama
'Cause she was datin' Papa
Original Lyrics:
Can't take me home to Mama
'Cause she wouldn't think I'm proper
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alley told me
Original Lyrics:
L.A. told me
as in L.A. Reid, a record producer. Not Los Angeles.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sex is never clean.
Original Lyrics:
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn bridge knee spares
Original Lyrics:
Damn Brit-ney Spears
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me hit me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let me get me.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be my bangalore
I wanna be somebody else
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have some chews.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a hazard to...
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fake affection, and my thoughts were never clear
Original Lyrics:
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my own warts and I'm mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my own warts and I'm mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a habit to myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've an erection
'Cause my thoughts are never clean.
Original Lyrics:
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's about about you and all yourself.
Original Lyrics:
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about you and yourself.
Original Lyrics:
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bad when you and all your friends
Original Lyrics:
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bad when you don't know yourself.
Original Lyrics:
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegas told me, 'You'll be a porn star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittney Spears
She's got 'D' cups, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
Some implants a day in the life of someone else.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. told me, 'You'll be a pop star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please perscribe me
Something a day in the life of someone else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to myself?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Dont Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hazard to my health.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Dont Let Me Get Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone you would know yourself.
Original Lyrics:
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"F***in' Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're perfect, (or) f***ing worth it
Original Lyrics:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than f***ing perfect
"F**kin' Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than Mr. Perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You are perfect to me!
Original Lyrics:
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You're fuckin' perfect to me!
"Family Portrait"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want my mom to have to change her lifestyle.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name.
"Family Portrait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't have been easy
Growing up while we're free.
Original Lyrics:
Can't have been easy
Growing up in World War Three.
"Family Portrait"
Misheard Lyrics:
In our freddy portrait
We look pretty gappy
We look pretty trauma
Let's go back to dad.
Original Lyrics:
In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
We look pretty normal
Let's go back to that.
"Feel Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miller time, real good time
Original Lyrics:
Now our time, real good time
"Feel Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're dyin', feel good time.
Original Lyrics:
Now our time, feel good time.
"Feel Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter over my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Put a banner over my grave.
"Feel Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower time, a real good time.
Original Lyrics:
Now our time, real good time.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
First Lady's Benz
Original Lyrics:
Mercedes Benz
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get this body started on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Get the party started on a Saturday night.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get this body started.
Original Lyrics:
Get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your connection to the party divine.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your connection to the party line.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm comin' up, so you better get this butt inside now.
Original Lyrics:
I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming on
So you better get this party started.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming out so you better get this party started
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming out
So you'd better get this party started.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you'd better get some party sausages.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm seven up
So you'd better get this party started.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a knife
So you better get this party started.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies his face is stubborn number 1 superstar
Original Lyrics:
Lisense plate says stunner number 1 superstar
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's coming up so you better get this party started
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be kissing my neds
Original Lyrics:
You'll be kissing my ass
"Get the Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better get this body started
Original Lyrics:
So you better get this party started
This song was mondegreened in a Bally Total Fitness ad shortly after this song was a hit.
"God Is a DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a river.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a rhythm.
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a second we're not broken in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Just a second we're not broken, just bent.
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a raisin
Just a little bit to know
Just a second we're not broken just battered
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a raisin
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a reason
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the middle of my castrated ears
Original Lyrics:
From the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been moved from the sprung where you left me
Original Lyrics:
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I tried to call on earth again.
Original Lyrics:
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I tried to calm my nerves again.
Original Lyrics:
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my first-grade fears.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to call the Mexican
But she's being a little b***h.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little b***h.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying here, on the floor, making love to me.
Original Lyrics:
Lying here, on the floor, where you left me.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of Norway.
Original Lyrics:
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the middle of my fourteen fears
Original Lyrics:
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the middle of my front seat fears.
Original Lyrics:
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the middle of my front straight fears
Original Lyrics:
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the muddle of my frogs and steers
'Cause I swear you're just like a bear
Still you made me bitter...
Original Lyrics:
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better...
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just like Old Bill.
Original Lyrics:
You're just like a pill.
"Just Like A Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just like a pig.
Original Lyrics:
You're just like a pill.
"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could light the world up for just one day
Original Lyrics:
Rock it like the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could light the world up for just one day
Original Lyrics:
f*cking at the world after just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like fir burning up the way
F***ing like the world for just one day
Original Lyrics:
Just like fire, burning out the way
If I can light the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can eat some raw eggs, raw eggs, raw eggs
Original Lyrics:
We came here to run it, run it, run it
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"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can hit up Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie
or
We can get a Grande, Grande, Grande
Original Lyrics:
We came here to run it, run it, run it
"Just Like a Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Front street fears
or
First grade fears
or
Frosty beers
Original Lyrics:
[to the middle of my] frustrated fears
"Just like fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gosh this magic, put on a parade
Original Lyrics:
Watch this madness, colorful charade
"Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I ask for is one fuck an hour
Original Lyrics:
All I ask for is one fuckin' hour
"Long Way To Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take a blo j#b to love.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a long time to love.
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure I can be your man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent.
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause sure you gotta job
Sure you gotta car
Sure you can pay your own rent
Original Lyrics:
'cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sure he got a job,
sure he got a car,
sure he can pay low rent
Original Lyrics:
'cause Shorty got a job,
Shorty got a car,
Shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't even work to validate me
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't need their world to validate me
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the gangrene
Original Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the mean green
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the main brain.
Original Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most girls want marang with the ming ring.
Original Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most guys want a man with a big thing.
Original Lyrics:
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shorty's gotta job,
Shorty's got a car,
Shorty can pay you're own rent
Original Lyrics:
Sure you've gotta job,
sure you've got a car,
sure you can pay you're own rent
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure you got a job
sure you got a car
sure you can pay your own rent
Original Lyrics:
Shorty got a job
shorty got a car
shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure you can be Roman.
Original Lyrics:
Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay her own rent.
"Nobody Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna be there after the last state trooper's flown?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown?
"Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you my own baby
Original Lyrics:
I gave you my all my baby
"Perfect (radio version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty pretty please
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're laughing
With a purpose
Original Lyrics:
Pretty pretty please
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than
Less than perfect
"Raise Your Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty, gritty, Darn it little freaks!
Original Lyrics:
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty, gritty, dirty, little freaks
"Real Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay, back in time!
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're mine!
"So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
And guess what I'm having morphine
Original Lyrics:
And guess what I'm having more fun
"So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're a tool saw
So What
Original Lyrics:
And you're a tool so
So What
"So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what, I'm still a rock star,
I go my frog nose
Original Lyrics:
So, so what I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saved a pie, nothing can touch me
Original Lyrics:
I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saved a pie
Original Lyrics:
I'm saved up high
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll save a pie
Original Lyrics:
I'm safe up high
"Split Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got its amenities
I've got a split personality.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got insanities
I've got a split personality.
"Split Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got their own set of teeth
I've got a split personality.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got its amenities
I've got a split personality.
"Split Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my car won't stop
Original Lyrics:
Now my car won't start
"Stupid Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lily is a lucky girl
Original Lyrics:
Silly as a lucky girl
"Stupid Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a paparazzi girl
Original Lyrics:
Porno paparazzi girl
"Stupid Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman will you f*** me, girl
Woman is a lucky girl
Woman had a sucky girl
Stupid girl!
Original Lyrics:
Pretty will you f*** me, girl?
Silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it, girl
Stupid girl!
"There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Busy damn through with you.
Original Lyrics:
Basically I'm through with you.
"There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you blow,
but you won't squeeze my sack,
sometimes I feel like that
Original Lyrics:
There you go,
lookin' pitiful,
just because I let you go
"There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you go L.F.O
Original Lyrics:
There you go looking pitiful
"There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you go looking like a bull
Just because I let choo moe
Original Lyrics:
There you go looking pitiful
just because I let you go
"There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you go, look and pit the fall
Original Lyrics:
There you go lookin' pitiful
"Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my fingers, Bobby Jude
Original Lyrics:
And my fingers are bejewled.
"Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
At my fingers, Bobby-Jo
Original Lyrics:
And my fingers are bejewelled.
"Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
No onions to send me to outer space.
or
No oh-yeahs to send me inter-outer space.
Original Lyrics:
No orbits to send me into outer space.
"Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treble
Original Lyrics:
Trouble
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want you and your handsome eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's just you and your hand tonight.
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to masturbate tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stop and take a sickie.
Original Lyrics:
Just stop and take a second.
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight
On a truck
I don't wanna f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Wish me lotta luck.
Original Lyrics:
Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck.
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight
On a truck
Original Lyrics:
Midnight
I'm drunk.
"U And Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just you and your hair tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's just you and your hand tonight.
"Who Knew?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If Summer was 3 years from now
Original Lyrics:
If someone said 3 years from now
"Who Knew?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If some months and 3 years from now
Original Lyrics:
If someone said 3 years from now
"Who Knew?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
New news
or
Noo noo
or
Voodoo
Original Lyrics:
Who knew?
"Who Knew?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Velazquez I'll cherish
Original Lyrics:
That last kiss I'll cherish
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sex now, so hot
Original Lyrics:
In the six now, so hot
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get too it when you touch the dick
Original Lyrics:
Get too hot when you touch the tip
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' jiggy with a candlestick
Original Lyrics:
Got me lit like a candlestick
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go make love with a candlestick.
Original Lyrics:
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you and a hag in it
Got me living like a candlestick.
Original Lyrics:
I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
We was go late oh on the freeway in the six double 0 dumpin' I say
Original Lyrics:
We was goin 8 0 on the freeway in the six double 0 bumpin' Isley
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dip
Original Lyrics:
You make me sick
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me sick I want you and I'm hatin' it
Got me living like a candlestick
Original Lyrics:
You make me sick I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick

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