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"18 Wheeler"
You can run over me with your hating wither luck.
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Alley told me
L.A. told me
as in L.A. Reid, a record producer. Not Los Angeles.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
And my sex is never clean.
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Damn bridge knee spares
Damn Brit-ney Spears
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Don't let me hit me.
Don't let me get me.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Don't want to be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Gonna have some chews.
I'm a hazard to...
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I can't fake affection, and my thoughts were never clear
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I got my own warts and I'm mean
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I have my own warts and I'm mean
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I wanna be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else.
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I'm a habit to myself.
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I've an erection
'Cause my thoughts are never clean.
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's about about you and all yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's all about you and yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's bad when you don't know yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Vegas told me, 'You'll be a porn star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittany Spears
She's got 'D' cups, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
Some implants a day in the life of someone else.
L.A. told me, 'You'll be a pop star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittany Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please perscribe me
Something a day in the life of someone else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
What happened to myself?
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Dont Let Me Get Me"
I'm a hazard to my health.
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Dont Let Me Get Me"
Someone you would know yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Family Portrait"
And I don't want my mom to have to change her lifestyle.
And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name.
"Family Portrait"
Can't have been easy
Growing up while we're free.
Can't have been easy
Growing up in World War Three.
"Family Portrait"
In our freddy portrait
We look pretty gappy
We look pretty trauma
Let's go back to dad.
In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
We look pretty normal
Let's go back to that.
"Feel Good Time"
Miller time, real good time
Now our time, real good time
"Feel Good Time"
Now we're dyin', feel good time.
Now our time, feel good time.
"Feel Good Time"
Peanut butter over my grave.
Put a banner over my grave.
"Feel Good Time"
Shower time, a real good time.
Now our time, real good time.
"Get The Party Started"
Get this body started on a Saturday night.
Get the party started on a Saturday night.
"Get The Party Started"
Get this body started.
Get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming on
So you better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming out so you better get this party started
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming out
So you'd better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming up
So you'd better get some party sausages.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I've got a knife
So you better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Lies his face is stubborn number 1 superstar
Lisense plate says stunner number 1 superstar
"Get The Party Started"
Mom's coming up so you better get this party started
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
You'll be kissing my neds
You'll be kissing my ass
"Get This Party Started"
I'll be your connection to the party divine.
I'll be your connection to the party line.
"Get This Party Started"
I'm comin' up, so you better get this butt inside now.
I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started.
"Get This Party Started"
I'm seven up
So you'd better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"If God Is A DJ/Candyman"
If God is a candyman
Life is a candy store
Love is a fudgemaker
You are the fudge.
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is a rythym
You are the music.
"Just Like A Pill"
From the middle of my castrated ears
From the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
I said I tried to call on earth again.
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
I said I tried to calm my nerves again.
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my first-grade fears.
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
I tried to call the Mexican
But she's being a little b****.
I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little b****.
"Just Like A Pill"
Lying here, on the floor, making love to me.
Lying here, on the floor, where you left me.
"Just Like A Pill"
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of Norway.
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere.
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of my front seat fears.
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of my front straight fears
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
To the muddle of my frogs and steers
'Cause I swear you're just like a bear
Still you made me bitter...
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better...
"Just Like A Pill"
You're just like Old Bill.
You're just like a pill.
"Just Like A Pill"
You're just like a pig.
You're just like a pill.
"Lady Marmalade"
Mr Minger Head
Misdemeanor here
"Long Way To Happy"
It's gonna take a b*** j** to love.
It's gonan take a long time to love.
"Most Girls"
'Cause sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure I can be your man.
'Cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent.
"Most Girls"
'cause sure you gotta job
Sure you gotta car
Sure you can pay your own rent
'cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent
"Most Girls"
And sure he got a job,
sure he got a car,
sure he can pay low rent
'cause Shorty got a job,
Shorty got a car,
Shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't even work to validate me
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't need their world to validate me
"Most Girls"
Most girls want a man with the gangrene
Most girls want a man with the mean green
"Most Girls"
Most girls want a man with the main brain.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Most girls want marang with the ming ring.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Most guys want a man with a big d***.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Shorty's gotta job,
Shorty's got a car,
Shorty can pay you're own rent
Sure you've gotta job,
sure you've got a car,
sure you can pay you're own rent
"Most Girls"
Sure you got a job
sure you got a car
sure you can pay your own rent
Shorty got a job
shorty got a car
shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
Sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure you can be Roman.
Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay her own rent.
"Nobody Knows"
Who's gonna be there after the last state trooper's flown?
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown?
"Numb"
I gave you my own baby
I gave you my all my baby
"Real Good Time"
Hay, back in time!
Baby, you're mine!
"Split Personality"
Everybody's got their own set of teeth
I've got a split personality.
Everybody's got its amenities
I've got a split personality.
"Split Personality"
Now my car won't stop
Now my car won't start
"Stupid Girls"
What a paparazzi girl
Porno paparazzi girl
"Stupid Girls"
Woman will you f*** me, girl
Woman is a lucky girl
Woman had a d*** girl
Stupid girl!
Pretty will you f*** me, girl?
Silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it, girl
Stupid girl!
"There You Go"
Busy damn through with you.
Basically I'm through with you.
"There You Go"
Then you blow,
but you won't squeeze my sack,
sometimes I feel like that
There you go,
lookin' pitiful,
just because I let you go
"There You Go"
There you go
look And pit the fall
There you go lookin' pitiful
"There You Go"
There you go L.F.O
There you go pitaful
"There You Go"
There you go looking like a bull
Just because I let choo moe
There you go looking pitiful
just because I let you go
"Trouble"
And my fingers, Bobby Jude
And my fingers are bejewled.
"Trouble"
At my fingers, Bobby-Jo
And my fingers are bejewelled.
"Trouble"
No onions to send me to outer space.
or
No oh-yeahs to send me inter-outer space.
No orbits to send me into outer space.
"U + Ur Hand"
I just want you and your handsome eyes.
It's just you and your hand tonight.
"U + Ur Hand"
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to masturbate tonight.
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
"U + Ur Hand"
Just stop and take a sickie.
Just stop and take a second.
"U + Ur Hand"
Midnight
On a truck
I don't wanna f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Wish me lotta luck.
Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck.
"U + Ur Hand"
Midnight
On a truck
Midnight
I'm drunk.
"U And Your Hand"
It's just you and your hair tonight.
It's just you and your hand tonight.
"Who Knew?"
If Summer was 3 years from now
If someone said 3 years from now
"Who Knew?"
If some months and 3 years years from now
If someone said 3 years from now
"Who Knew?"
New news
or
Noo noo
or
Voodoo
Who knew?
"You Make Me Sick"
Gettin' jiggy with a candlestick
Got me lit like a candlestick
"You Make Me Sick"
Go make love with a candlestick.
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
I want you and a hag in it
Got me living like a candlestick.
I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
We was go late oh on the freeway in the six double 0 dumpin' I say
We was goin 8 0 on the freeway in the six double 0 bumpin' Isley
"You Make Me Sick"
You make me dip
You make me sick
"You Make Me Sick"
You make me sick I want you and I'm hatin' it
Got me living like a candlestick
You make me sick I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick
"You Make me Sick"
Get too it when you touch the dick
Get too hot when you touch the tip