Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> P. Diddy

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for P. Diddy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for P. Diddy on amIright currently.

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"Bad Boys For Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't going nowhere
We hate porno wear
Original Lyrics:
We ain't going nowhere
We ain't going nowhere
"Drop It Like It's Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the pigs in the crib, Ma
Pork it like it's hot.
Original Lyrics:
When the pimps in the crib, Ma
Drop it like it's hot.
"I Need A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what I need is simple 3 foot five with nipples
White prudential
Original Lyrics:
And what i need is simple, 5 foot five with dimples
Wife credentials
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning, when this life is over.
Original Lyrics:
One glad morning, when this life is over.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
On that morning when his life was over
or
On that morning when the rice was clover
or
On that morning when the rice was clover
Original Lyrics:
One glad morning, when this life is over I know, I'll see your face
Editor's Note: He actually recorded this under his first pseudonym, Puff Daddy, but we're filing his songs under P Diddy because that's the name he seems to go by now.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I'd like to take
But I'm bound to break.
Original Lyrics:
What a life to take
What a bond to break.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a lie to take
What is bound to break
Original Lyrics:
What a life to take
What a bond to break
"I've Got The Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda hairy.
Original Lyrics:
It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda heavy.
"It's All About the Benjamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about the M&Ms, baby.
Original Lyrics:
It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
"Last Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night
I couldn't even get my a** up
Tried to call
But you're probably gonna let me die.
Original Lyrics:
Last night
I couldn't even get an answer
Tried to call
But my pride wouldn't let me dial.

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