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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Pavement

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pavement that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 12 misheard song lyrics for Pavement on amIright currently.

"Cut Your Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charge a lot for puzzle.
Original Lyrics:
Charge a lot for muzzle.
"Cut Your Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortunate name of Korea Korea Korea
Original Lyrics:
Fortune and fame's our career, career, career
"Cut Your Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortune and fame's are Korea, Korea, Korea
Original Lyrics:
Fortune and fame's our career, career, career
"Embassy Row" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take a crap.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take a crown.
"Major Leagues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You kiss like The Rock but you know I need it anyway
Original Lyrics:
You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
"Serpentine Pad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your circumcised Dad
Original Lyrics:
Your serpentine pad
"Shady Lane" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wetter shade of pluck
On a hotter type of cash.
Original Lyrics:
A redder shade of neck
On a whiter shade of trash.
"Two States" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty million cattle
Original Lyrics:
Forty million daggers
"Two States" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty million dollars
Original Lyrics:
Forty million daggers
"Two States" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube steak
We want tube steak.
Original Lyrics:
Two states
We want two states.
"Two States" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two steaks
We want two stakes.
Original Lyrics:
Two states
We want two states.
"Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Southern gorgeous like you and me
Original Lyrics:
Southern boys just like you and me

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