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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Direction that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for One Direction on amIright currently.

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"Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Satan to my heart and stole it.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it.
"Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a bad*ss
Original Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a dentist
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a bowl
Original Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a boat
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a poet
Original Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a boat
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I didn't have you I'd never see the Sun
'Cause I already had a piece of one
Original Lyrics:
If I didn't have you I'd never see the Sun
'Cause you taught me how to be someone
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never pee is bed
Original Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never be his best
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shell of a mannequin never be his best
Original Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never be his best
"Kiss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to get you get you off with my hand
I wanna, wanna, do it again and again
Original Lyrics:
I just want to show you off to all of my friends
Make them all drool down their chinny-chin chins
"Kiss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get this kinda blush
Original Lyrics:
You get this kinda rush
"Midnight Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ass party with the karate kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Big house party with the crowded kitchen
"One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen in Cubury
Original Lyrics:
Frozen and can't breathe
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't see Katy again
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K me again
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go see Katie again
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K me again
"Story Of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Story of my lie
Original Lyrics:
Story of my life
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Katy Perry's on a plane, on a plane
Original Lyrics:
Katy Perry's on replay, on replay
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And turn away when I look into your ass
Original Lyrics:
And turn away when I look into your eyes
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when u scary at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
Original Lyrics:
But when you smile at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when you smile at the barmaid,
Ain't hard to tell
Original Lyrics:
But when you smile at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way the tears fill your head
Original Lyrics:
The way that you flip you hair

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