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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> O -> The Offspring
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Offspring that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"(Can't Get My) Head Around You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your man needs to bring me down, Sue
Original Lyrics:
You manage to bring me down too
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Day after day(You're home like the wreck)
The power to breathe just breeze down your neck
You get no respect(You get no relief)
You got to speak up and call out your name
The power to breathe just breeze down your neck
You get no respect(You get no relief)
You got to speak up and call out your name
Original Lyrics:
Day after day(Your home life's a wreck)
The power that be just breathe down your neck
You get no respect(You get no relief)
You gotta speak up and yell out your piece
The power that be just breathe down your neck
You get no respect(You get no relief)
You gotta speak up and yell out your piece
That's what I USED to think the lyrics began with. In fact, I mistaken almost the whole song until I finally looked at the lyrics and realize that I made a lot of lyrics wrong but I still sometimes get that first few lyrics wrong.
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do-nut waaaaarrs
Son at waaaaarrrr
Son at waaaaarrrr
Original Lyrics:
It's all I want
It's all I want
It's all I want
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your rules
Pack up your chocolates.
Pack up your chocolates.
Original Lyrics:
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
Back off your jive.
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your rules
Pack up your jockstrap.
Pack up your jockstrap.
Original Lyrics:
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
Back off your jive.
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So back off your rules,
back off your jive
cause I'm taking control
I'm stayin alive.
back off your jive
cause I'm taking control
I'm stayin alive.
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules,
back off your jive,
cause I'm sick of not living
to stay alive
back off your jive,
cause I'm sick of not living
to stay alive
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your cha-chas
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So back up your rules, back up your jacket
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So f*** up your rules
F*** up your jive.
F*** up your jive.
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules
Back off your jive.
Back off your jive.
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack up you're horse, pack up you're job cause'...
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack up your room, back up your boxers
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta speak up and yell out defeat
Original Lyrics:
You gotta speak up and yell out your piece
"Americana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My futures determined by three dozen vermin
Original Lyrics:
My futures determined by thieves, thugs and vermin
"Autonomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you on top of me.
Original Lyrics:
I want you, autonomy.
"Autonomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It thinks its all one man
And it should
Waist comes to something
For the good
And it should
Waist comes to something
For the good
Original Lyrics:
It leaves us all wondering
And it should
This awkward something
For the good
And it should
This awkward something
For the good
"Bad Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got a bad headache.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I got a bad habit.
"Bad Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivers are rude,
Such attitudes,
But when I show my peace
Complaints cease.
Such attitudes,
But when I show my peace
Complaints cease.
Original Lyrics:
Drivers are rude,
Such attitudes,
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease.
Such attitudes,
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease.
"Bad Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, you know I'm really a gay.
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, you know I'm really okay.
"Bad Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, you know
It's not a toupee.
It's not a toupee.
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, you know
I'm really okay.
I'm really okay.
"Bad Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, man, you know, I'm really OK...
The guy in my head will tell you the same.
The guy in my head will tell you the same.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, man, you know, I'm really OK...
The gun in my hand will tell you the same.
The gun in my hand will tell you the same.
"Burn It Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So many hot guys, so little time.
So many reasons that it's not a crime.
So many reasons that it's not a crime.
Original Lyrics:
So my many houses, so little time.
So many reasons, I'm not a crime.
So many reasons, I'm not a crime.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
Gettin' quickies with the greatest of ease!
Gettin' quickies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
Gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease.
Gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease!
gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease
gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your milk
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
Original Lyrics:
Take him out
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut your mouth!
or
Drink your milk!
or
Drink your milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinkin' Milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He like's the ladies' fashions
He likes a social disease
He likes a social disease
Original Lyrics:
Like the latest fashion
Like a social disease
Like a social disease
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they're under 18 you can do them any time
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lego League is bashing
Like, afraid of disease
Like, afraid of disease
Original Lyrics:
Like the latest fashion
Like a social disease
Like a social disease
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The gays say gather at the dangerous locale!
Original Lyrics:
The gangs stake their own campus locale
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rendering genie will be due in any time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The underage genie will be due at any time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're under 18, but we'd do them any time.
or
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
or
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
Original Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep them procreating
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep them separated
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You run your own chain, you know we do it all the time
Heyyyy, we're not ok
Heyyyy, we're not ok
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
Heyeyeyey, come out and play
Heyeyeyey, come out and play
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're runner 18, you know we do it all the time
heyeyeyey, we're not okay!
heyeyeyey, we're not okay!
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
heyeyeyey, come out and play
heyeyeyey, come out and play
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any dying.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Bubonic Plague!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, come out and play!
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Merry Christmas back to me!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, man, you disrespecting me?
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my foreskin seperated.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're 18, we'll be doing it anytime.
Original Lyrics:
If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Freddy disease
Original Lyrics:
Like a social disease
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One got wasted and the other's a waste.
Original Lyrics:
One guy's wasted and the other's a waste.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't so go, get the f*** out.
Original Lyrics:
The gangs stake their own campus locale.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'um perferated.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out And Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under 18, you'll be doing it in time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your milk
Original Lyrics:
Take 'em out
"Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not okay
Original Lyrics:
come out and play
"Come Out and Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the latest passion
Original Lyrics:
Like the latest fashion
"Cool To Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got you down to give you lip,
Being positive's so unhip
Being positive's so unhip
Original Lyrics:
I'll cut you down and give you lip,
being positive's so unhip
being positive's so unhip
"Cool To Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slut.
I wanna be a slut.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slob.
I wanna be a slob.
"Cool To Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Achmed!
I hate his wives!
I hate his wives!
Original Lyrics:
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
I hate the Quad
"Cool To Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks
And I hate the geese
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
And I hate the geese
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
"Cool To Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks and I hate the geese.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you'll have to trade your ass away
Original Lyrics:
Now you'll have to trade your past away
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my Wayo, all my strings, rip it out, start again
Original Lyrics:
All my Will, all my strength, rip it out, start again
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my whale
Hold my strength
Rip it off
Start again.
Hold my strength
Rip it off
Start again.
Original Lyrics:
All my will
All my strength
Rip it out
Start again.
All my strength
Rip it out
Start again.
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my women,
Hold my strength,
Whip it out,
Start again
Hold my strength,
Whip it out,
Start again
Original Lyrics:
All my will,
All my strength,
Rip it out,
Start again
All my strength,
Rip it out,
Start again
"Dirty Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all a bloody kind of taste.
Original Lyrics:
It's all a cloudy kind of daze.
"Dirty Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She reminds me
I'm no fire.
I'm no fire.
Original Lyrics:
She mocks me
I'm no fighter.
I'm no fighter.
"Dirty Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was me, I'm on fire
Original Lyrics:
She mocks me, I'm no fighter
"Genocide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong every day
All I want is T and A.
All I want is T and A.
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog, every day
On our fellow man we prey.
On our fellow man we prey.
"Genocide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong everyday,
All the barrels that we brake.
All the barrels that we brake.
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog everyday,
On our fellow man we prey.
On our fellow man we prey.
"Genocide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong, every day
On SNES, we play
On SNES, we play
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog, every day
On our fellow man we prey.
On our fellow man we prey.
"Genocide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donky Kong everyday
In our barrels we just play
In our barrels we just play
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog everyday
On our fellow man we prey
On our fellow man we prey
"Genocide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you like my shepherd's pie.
Original Lyrics:
Hope you like my genocide.
"Get It Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like all of your friends
You tell yourself
There's got to be a better way
But I lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling
Pre-mall prodigy
You tell yourself
There's got to be a better way
But I lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling
Pre-mall prodigy
Original Lyrics:
Like Holden Caulfield, I tell myself
There's got to be a better way
Then I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
Dream of brighter days.
There's got to be a better way
Then I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
Dream of brighter days.
"Gone Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Phil! And Phil likes
Original Lyrics:
And it feels! And it feels like
"Gone Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels, and it feels like Harry's cell phone away.
Original Lyrics:
And it feels, and it feels like Heaven's so far away.
"Gone Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black roses and heavy rings
Original Lyrics:
Black roses and hail Marys
"Gone Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black roses and red herrings
Original Lyrics:
Black roses and hail Mary's.
"Gone Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you f*** a train? I would
Original Lyrics:
And if I could trade I would
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Grand Prix occupation is where you go
Original Lyrics:
Your own preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broccoli Occupation is where you go
Original Lyrics:
Your own Preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't imagine all the time
Original Lyrics:
Getting edgy all the time
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For every occupation, it's where you go
Original Lyrics:
Your own preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got cold feet and it's startin' to show.
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show
Original Lyrics:
Paranoid of people and it's starting to show.
This is a correction to other submissions where the 'correct' lyric is incorrect.
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paranoid at people and it's startin' to snow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paranoid of people at a Stalin show
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steamin' out my head
And can hardly eat my cake.
And can hardly eat my cake.
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take.
And it's more than I can take.
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My head's cut loose but my shirt is tight
Original Lyrics:
My head's all loose but my shoes are tight
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One habit I can't shake
Original Lyrics:
One guy that I can't shake
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm-tree occupation is the way to go
Original Lyrics:
Your own preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are streamers in my hair
And its more than I can take
And its more than I can take
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
And it's no more than I can take
And it's no more than I can take
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's streamers in my head
and it's more than I can say
and it's more than I can say
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
and it's more than I can take
and it's more than I can take
"Gotta Get Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This dream is in my head and it's more than I can take
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head and it's more than I can take
"Hammerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Original Lyrics:
Through you all my aim is true.
"Hammerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Original Lyrics:
Through you all, my aim is true.
"Hammerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all, my name is Drew!
Original Lyrics:
Through you all, my aim is true.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a buck forty.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are a lot, but hey...
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a large boiled egg.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
His baby momma
She eats too slow.
She eats too slow.
Original Lyrics:
His baby momma
She ain't so slow.
She ain't so slow.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole world is getting ripped, I said
Consequences are on my poor head.
Consequences are on my poor head.
Original Lyrics:
All the world is gettin' with I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
"Huck It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here he was full of feet
With the friend who had a hand that squeek
All the toxic chocolate bombs
He see
With the friend who had a hand that squeek
All the toxic chocolate bombs
He see
Original Lyrics:
Hitting walls for a fee
With our friends and we hear this free
All the dogs, dropping bombs
He see
With our friends and we hear this free
All the dogs, dropping bombs
He see
"Huck It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need the testicles
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to justify
"I Choose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get shout to me now
Original Lyrics:
Can't catch up to me now
"I Choose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze from the bottles
drinkin' booze from the bottles
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze with the vatos
drinkin' booze with the vatos
"I Choose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Sucking juice from a bottle
Sucking juice from a bottle
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Drinkin' booze with the vatos.
Drinkin' booze with the vatos.
"It'll Be A Long Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a little girl and let the world be free
Original Lyrics:
It'd do a little good to let the world be free
"It'll Be A Long Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagles and beets, while sentences bleat.
Original Lyrics:
Egos will feed, while citizens bleed.
"It'll Be A Long Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they tried
To make it 18
You do a little girl and let the world be free
To make it 18
You do a little girl and let the world be free
Original Lyrics:
Well if they tried
Maybe they'd see
It'd do a little good to let the world be free
Maybe they'd see
It'd do a little good to let the world be free
"Kick Him When He's Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking whities down
Original Lyrics:
Kick him when he's down
"Kick Him When He's Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red gumdrops,
little red braids
little red braids
Original Lyrics:
When the rain comes,
I sit home and pray
I sit home and pray
"Killboy Powerhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kneel, boy, bow your head
Original Lyrics:
Killboy Powerhead
"Killboy Powerhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy without a head
Original Lyrics:
Killboy powerhead
"Killboy Powerhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piano boy without a head
Original Lyrics:
Killboy powerhead
"Killerboy Powerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the Boy out of here
Original Lyrics:
Killerboy Powerhead
"L.A.P.D"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like being gay, I like being gay
Original Lyrics:
L.A.P.D, L.A.P.D
"LAPD"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like big t***.
Original Lyrics:
L.A.P.D.
"Let the Bad Times Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna s*** straight up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna shoot straight up in the air.
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a son son
And it goes like this.
And it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song
And it goes like this!
And it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a sing-song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotto phones home and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a sad song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta swan song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle belly Jean
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no Palentine.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no bullet chain.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no butt in jeans.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no button Jean
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Meaning of life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry man for feeling
Feeling the way I do
Moldy hair, moldy hair
Open wide and they'll shove in
Their meaning of life
Moldy hair, moldy hair
But not for me
I'll do it on my own
Moldy hair, moldy hair
Feeling the way I do
Moldy hair, moldy hair
Open wide and they'll shove in
Their meaning of life
Moldy hair, moldy hair
But not for me
I'll do it on my own
Moldy hair, moldy hair
Original Lyrics:
Sorry man for feeling
Feeling the way I do
On yeah, oh yeah
Open wide and they'll shove in
Their meaning of life
Oh yeah, oh yeah
But not for me
I'll do it on my own
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Feeling the way I do
On yeah, oh yeah
Open wide and they'll shove in
Their meaning of life
Oh yeah, oh yeah
But not for me
I'll do it on my own
Oh yeah, oh yeah
"Nitro (Youth Energy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't gonna live with Audrey.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't gonna live it for me.
"No Brakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I got no brains
Original Lyrics:
You know I got no brakes
"No Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said don't f**k in here, Joe
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no f**king hero
"Not The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah
We're here instead
We're here instead
Original Lyrics:
Yeah
We're innocent
We're innocent
"O.C. Guns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two in the front hole and two in the back
Original Lyrics:
Two in the front seat and two in the back
"One Fine Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a cowboy yeah
Open up the fridge and have a cowboy yeah
Original Lyrics:
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy yeah
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy yeah
"One Fine Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this life it seems to glow when we're hangin' with the pros
When we're cheerin' and we're gonna dis his clothes
When we're cheerin' and we're gonna dis his clothes
Original Lyrics:
Now excitement seems to grow when we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Strohs
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Strohs
"One Fine Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the day before we're through
We control Chuck Collin too
Then have our selves another tall boy (yea)
Water hoses in to taunt
That's the real game that's on
We control Chuck Collin too
Then have our selves another tall boy (yea)
Water hoses in to taunt
That's the real game that's on
Original Lyrics:
And before the day was through
We could torch a car or two
Then have ourselves another tallboy yeah
Water hoses in the lot
That's the real game that's on
We could torch a car or two
Then have ourselves another tallboy yeah
Water hoses in the lot
That's the real game that's on
"One Fine Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the time just seems to glow
When we'r hanging with the bro's
When we'r cheering and when no one keeps the score.
When we'r hanging with the bro's
When we'r cheering and when no one keeps the score.
Original Lyrics:
Now excitement seems to grow
When we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's.
When we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, Crime, Francine's the leader
Original Lyrics:
Crime, Crime, Fine Sensamillia
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rocking like Gennarino.
Rocking like Gennarino.
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Die, die, cry, cry
Original Lyrics:
Time, time, crime, crime
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a Hummer.
Clinty never got a Hummer.
Original Lyrics:
Lies lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas.
Says he's down in the Bahamas.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a h****r
Tried, tried
From a little hoochie momma.
Clinty never got a h****r
Tried, tried
From a little hoochie momma.
Original Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries, tries
B***in' little hoochie mommas.
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries, tries
B***in' little hoochie mommas.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what the Mennonites say
Original Lyrics:
That's what the main man say.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what the laymen say.
Original Lyrics:
That's what the main man say.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what the madmen say
Original Lyrics:
That's what the main man say.
Isn't this better?
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you'll see the common day
When it chokes on you, yeah.
When it chokes on you, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you see there comes a day
When the joke's on you, yeah.
When the joke's on you, yeah.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta bust out, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna bust out on it.
"Original Prankster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got... BASTARD ODOR!
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna bust out on it
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa you know you can always go on regulate
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa, you know you can always grow up in the lake.
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm lady Di on a Jedi.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
This was a song parody, and not likely misheard.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy.
or
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a wanker.
or
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a wanker.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girls say:a pretty fly for a white guy
Original Lyrics:
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the swirlies say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always go and regulate
or
At least you know you can always go out and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow a hicky hey!
or
For you know you can always grow up anyway
or
You know, you can always go and break a leg!
or
At least you know you can go home and get laid
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go home if you're late
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go out an' get laid.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go out nakedly.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always grow a hairy leg!
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on thinking Hey
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in he's own mind, he's, a hypocrite.
or
But in his own mind, he's, he's a dopey trip.
or
But in his own mind, he's, he's a dopey trip.
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's the doofus trip
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a doogan's trap
he's a doogan's trap
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a dopey trip
he's a dopey trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the coolest kid.
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the
He's the Dilbert strip
He's the Dilbert strip
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the
he's the dopest trip
he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do that Britney thing.
Original Lyrics:
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything he likes, well he makes up big denial.
Original Lyrics:
Everthing he lacks, well he makes up in denial.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For you know Wayne
Original Lyrics:
For you, no way
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's it done.
He's it done.
Original Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's getting ink done.
He's getting ink done.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the - king of dopin' strips!
Original Lyrics:
He's the - He's the dopest trip!
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the toughest hip.
Original Lyrics:
He's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey do that crappy thing
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey do that pretty thing
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey, do that freaky thing!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that franky trank.
or
Hey, hey, do that funky thang.
or
Hey, hey. do that hanky pank.
or
Hey, hey, do that funky thang.
or
Hey, hey. do that hanky pank.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his own mind he said drop the devil on him
Original Lyrics:
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his own mind it's the, it's the jogger's trip.
Original Lyrics:
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indon London Loudon Lodon
Original Lyrics:
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
'Gunter glieben glauchen globen' is originally from Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages" and according to the Def Leppard FAQ, it's total gibberish.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick his silly a**.
Original Lyrics:
Kick his lily a**.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get some marijuana bees-ah.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get some more one-eyed bees.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a Lao guy
Original Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty sly for a white guy.
Original Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't be beat, play it straight.
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate, a player straight.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't eat bait
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't eat meat
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So guilty face, Dire Straits
You know he really doesn't get laid anyway
You know he really doesn't get laid anyway
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate, a player straight
You he really doesn't get it anyway
You he really doesn't get it anyway
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hey! Hey! Do that friggin thing!
Original Lyrics:
So hey! hey! Do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't drink,
just throw your cup in the sink
just throw your cup in the sink
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't rate,
just overcompensate
just overcompensate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world eats one-eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a one eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is our pizza,
so come on and do the pretty thing.
so come on and do the pretty thing.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabe's
So, hey do that brand new thing
So, hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed peas.
Original Lyrics:
The world loves wannabes ah.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Come on and do that brainy game!
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Come on and do that brainy game!
Original Lyrics:
The world loves a wannabe so
Let's get some more wannabes, ah
Come on and do that brand new thing!
Let's get some more wannabes, ah
Come on and do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed fleas, ah!
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world loves wannabe's ah
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one-eyed pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs horny bees.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabees.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one Ibiza.
Original Lyrics:
The world need wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one Ibiza.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed bees.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed pigeons
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed pizza
The world loves one-eyed pizza
Let's get some more one-eyed pizza
Hey, hey do the brand new thing.
The world loves one-eyed pizza
Let's get some more one-eyed pizza
Hey, hey do the brand new thing.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing.
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed pizza
The world loves one-eyed pizza
The world loves one-eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
The world loves wannabes
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs wallabies
The world loves wallabies
Let's get some more wallabies and (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing
The world loves wallabies
Let's get some more wallabies and (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes and (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes and (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one of me
or
The world needs water pizza
or
The world needs water pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs water-bees
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabe's
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs what I'll be.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna kiss his little ass
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna kick his lily ass
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cincco, 626.
Original Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, ses
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always go on thinking hay.
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always grow a rinky leg
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always grow up and get laid.
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can always grow on Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
Original Lyrics:
You'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can always grow a rinky-dink
Original Lyrics:
You know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get some marijuana please
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one of these
The world loves a Mona Lisa
Let's get some more Mona Lisa
The world loves a Mona Lisa
Let's get some more Mona Lisa
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't be bait
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do that thing you do.
Original Lyrics:
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed beasts
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wanna-bes
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know Wayne? Do you know Wayne?
So if you don't date, just go hook up with Wayne
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs one eyed pizza
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
So if you don't date, just go hook up with Wayne
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs one eyed pizza
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
One eyed pizza.... sounds delicious
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For you? No way! For you? No way!
So if you don't break, just do it for coffee's sake.
So if you don't break, just do it for coffee's sake.
Original Lyrics:
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
So if you don't break, just over compensate
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you know Ray, if you know Ray,
So if you know Ray, don't compen-compensate
So if you know Ray, don't compen-compensate
Original Lyrics:
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
So if you don't break, just over compensate
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late this little b*tch
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate this little bit
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
It happens more than I'd like to admit.
It happens more than I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit.
It happens more than I like to admit.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
Happens more, then I'd like to admit.
Happens more, then I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit.
That happens more than I'd like to admit.
From the Offspring official website.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b**ch
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate, this little bit.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch
She happens more than I'd like to admit
She happens more than I'd like to admit
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
It seems like the misheard version would actually fit the song better
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch!
It happens more than I like to admit
It happens more than I like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this a bit
It happens more than I like to admit
It happens more than I like to admit
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch.
It happens more than I'd like to admit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll relate, this little bit.
It happens more than I'd like to admit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby dove, I drooled on Steve.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweed.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakfast for the things I could say
Original Lyrics:
Practiced for the things I could say
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I really think it's Marilyn's way
Original Lyrics:
But I really think it's better this way
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got milk on my sleeve
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got myself a steamboat.
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem-Oh...
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I am not a dweeb
I am just a sucker when it comes to pissy.
I am just a sucker when it comes to pissy.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a heeb.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dream
But I'm not a dream
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
But I'm not a tree
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
But I'm not a tree
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
But I'm not a dweeb
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around 10 times a day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10 time today
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around for the catch of the day.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tenth time today.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
I took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tense sunny day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10th time today
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker when it comes to p**sy (read p**ssiiieee)
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know I should say no
But she's not a whore when shes ready to go
But she's not a whore when shes ready to go
Original Lyrics:
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when shes ready to go
But that's kind of hard when shes ready to go
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I relate this, little bitch.
Happens more than I like to admit.
Happens more than I like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I’ll relay, this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit.
It happens more than I like to admit.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve
Took her back and made her deserve.
Took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve.
Took her back and made her dessert.
Took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The more you f*** her
The more it shows you really care.
The more it shows you really care.
Original Lyrics:
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care.
The more it shows you really care.
"Self Esteem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she's saying all men are like a disease
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
Original Lyrics:
When she's saying, oh that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I really hate that chick
Original Lyrics:
But I really hate that s***
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man she's got issues
And I've gotta pee.
And I've gotta pee.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay.
And I'm gonna pay.
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, she's got her shoes.
or
Old man, she's got issues.
or
Old man, she's got issues.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, she's got issues.
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got baggy Janets of the emotional kind
Original Lyrics:
She's got baggage, and it's of the emotional kind
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got bitches, and I've gone insane
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
Original Lyrics:
She's got issues, and I'm gonna pay
"Smash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the light.
Original Lyrics:
I am alive.
"Smash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a drag me asshole
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a trendy asshole
"Smash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light.
Original Lyrics:
I am alive.
"So Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the ground tell me the weather, Allah surrounded, but not all together
Don't be so randy, don't be so alone
Don't be so randy, don't be so alone
Original Lyrics:
Look at the ground, tell me whether, all are surrounded, but not all together
Don't be surrounded, don't be so alone
Don't be surrounded, don't be so alone
"Spare Me The Details" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hound
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hoe
"Special Delivery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna f*ck with me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna suffer, man
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dogs will smother me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Staring At The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, love is like a ride on the freeway.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Staring At The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a rat on a freeway.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Tehran" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain said you'll all die, die.
Original Lyrics:
The captain said kill or die, die.
"The End of The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunry I think of Mayan kings
Original Lyrics:
I weep and think of brighter days
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caz has grown
Nothing's free.
Nothing's free.
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothing's free.
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances are nothing's free
Lollipop used to be
Lollipop used to be
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown, nothing's free, longing for what used to be
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still is hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still is hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still its hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still its hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Down the street.
Down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothing's free.
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Channel Z
Original Lyrics:
Shattered dreams
Peter Andrew Stanton adds: "Channel Z was the radio station on which I heard the song the first few times".
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick committed suicide.
or
Chet committed suicide.
or
Chet committed suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickenman tried suicide
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fragile light
Cheddar cheese
Cheddar cheese
Original Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Shattered dreams
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shadow tree
Shadow tree
Original Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Shattered dreams
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Janie's gone, nothing's real, fighting for liberty
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown, nothing's free, longing for what used to be
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she got down and had a couple of kids
Instead she got down and had a couple of kids
Original Lyrics:
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Stacey dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Stacey dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Josh plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
Original Lyrics:
Just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monster lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark still lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at home cuz he's got no job
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home cuz he's got no job
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Russell's at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs
And you'll see
And you'll see
Original Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Shattered dreams
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing time, hard to see
Original Lyrics:
Still it's hard, hard to see
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are cyrin' about the laugh award.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn.
"The Kids Aren't Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
Prove our dream reality
Prove our dream reality
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
The cruellest dream, reality
The cruellest dream, reality
"The Kids Aren’t Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the neighborhood’s crapped with porn
Original Lyrics:
Now the neighborhood’s cracked and torn
"The Kids Aren’t Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was she really dead?
Original Lyrics:
Well, she really did
"The Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The new six footer
Original Lyrics:
The noose has fallen.
"The Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The news is funny
And all my friends are corny.
And all my friends are corny.
Original Lyrics:
The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling.
And all my friends are crawling.
"Vultures" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down below, gets so gross.
Original Lyrics:
Down below, cancer grows.
"Walla Walla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause under his arm was a big cigar
Original Lyrics:
'cause under your arm was a VCR
"Walla Walla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got four walls on your 24-hour-day
God-stinkin'-pen, yes!
God-stinkin'-pen, yes!
Original Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
Constant companion, yes!
"Walla Walla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, marijuana, I'll smoke it when I wanna, wanna.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, in Walla, I'll see you in Walla Walla.
"Walla Walla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the apartment that you burnt all right.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the apartment that you burglarized.
"Walla Walla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-day
D*** God, stinking a** bag!
D*** God, stinking a** bag!
Original Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
Constant companion, yes!
"Want You Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Completely
mistreat me
mistreat me
Original Lyrics:
Complete me,
Mistreat me
Mistreat me
"Want You Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a Flannel, Sue!
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a bowl of soup.
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a final suit
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit
"Way Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** your parents day.
Original Lyrics:
F*** up just like your parents did.
"Way Down The Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the stone inside the tooth
You know the stone inside the tooth
Original Lyrics:
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the story it'but true
You know the story it'but true
"Way Down the Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The orgasm mom had her
Original Lyrics:
As young as her mom when she had her
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He runs his head through the phone.
Original Lyrics:
He works his hands to the bone.
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't sell his money
Original Lyrics:
I guess all his money
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pay, I will pay, on delay
Original Lyrics:
I won't pay, I won't, ahhh no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away,
Sail away, away
Sail away, away
Original Lyrics:
Say no way,
Say no way, no way
Say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, Sail away
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Now now why don't you get a job
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Na na why don't you get a job
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, no way
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants Martin arrow
Original Lyrics:
She wants more dinero
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants more teen arrow.
Original Lyrics:
She wants more dinero.
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She watches Martinero
Original Lyrics:
She wants more dinero
"Why Don't You Get A Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away
Hannah why don't you get a job?
Hannah why don't you get a job?
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way,
Na na why don't you get a job?
Na na why don't you get a job?
"Why Don't You Get a Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He works his head to the bone to give her money every payday
But she wants Martin Niro just to stay at home
But she wants Martin Niro just to stay at home
Original Lyrics:
He works his hands to the bone to give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
"Why Don't You Get a Job?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She kills me every day
Original Lyrics:
She tells me every day
"Why Don’t You Get a Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She kills me every day
Original Lyrics:
She tells me every day
"You're Gonna Go Far Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
See him running with both headlights
Original Lyrics:
Send them running for their lives
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now tits, her f*** her tits
Man he never had a chance
Man he never had a chance
Original Lyrics:
Now dance, f***er, dance
Man he never had a chance
Man he never had a chance
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something in your way
And now some nerd is gonna pay
And now some nerd is gonna pay
Original Lyrics:
There's something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And now someone is gonna pay
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a thousand EYES and a good disguise
Original Lyrics:
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna go f*** it
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna go far, kid
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna go f**k him
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna go far, kid
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
toasted seeds
Original Lyrics:
Trust decieved
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