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"(Can't Get My) Head Around You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your man needs to bring me down, Sue
Original Lyrics:
You manage to bring me down too
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your rules
Pack up your chocolates.
Original Lyrics:
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your rules
Pack up your jockstrap.
Original Lyrics:
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So back off your rules,
back off your jive
cause I'm taking control
I'm stayin alive.
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules,
back off your jive,
cause I'm sick of not living
to stay alive
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your cha-chas
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn what?
Original Lyrics:
That's all I want.
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f*** up your rules
F*** up your jive.
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack up you're horse, pack up you're job cause'...
Original Lyrics:
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solar war
Original Lyrics:
That's all I want.
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of war
Original Lyrics:
All I want
"All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for war.
Original Lyrics:
All I want
"Americana"
Misheard Lyrics:
My futures determined by three dozen vermin
Original Lyrics:
My futures determined by thieves, thugs and vermin
"Autonomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you on top of me.
Original Lyrics:
I want you, autonomy.
"Autonomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It thinks its all one man
And it should
Waist comes to something
For the good
Original Lyrics:
It leaves us all wondering
And it should
This awkward something
For the good
"Bad Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got a bad headache.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I got a bad habit.
"Bad Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, you know I'm really a gay.
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, you know I'm really okay.
"Bad Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, you know
It's not a toupee.
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, you know
I'm really okay.
"Burn It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sex you up
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to set you up
"Burn It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sex you up
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to set you up
"Burn It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many hot guys, so little time.
So many reasons that it's not a crime.
Original Lyrics:
So my many houses, so little time.
So many reasons, I'm not a crime.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
Gettin' quickies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
Gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your milk
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
Original Lyrics:
Take him out
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut your mouth!
or
Drink your milk!
or
Drink your milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinkin' Milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they're under 18 you can do them any time
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rendering genie will be due in any time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're under 18, but we'd do them any time.
or
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
Original Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep them procreating
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep them separated
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any dying.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under 18, you'll be doing it in time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and clout
Original Lyrics:
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your milk.
Original Lyrics:
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your mouth!
Original Lyrics:
Take 'em out!
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Bubonic Plague!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, come out and play!
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Merry Christmas back to me!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, man, you disrespecting me?
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my foreskin seperated.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Mouth
Original Lyrics:
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't so go, get the f*** out.
Original Lyrics:
The gangs stake their own campus locale.
"Come Out And Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'um perferated.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out Swinging"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb ass swinging
Original Lyrics:
Come out swinging
"Come Out and Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're 18, we'll be doing it anytime.
Original Lyrics:
If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slut.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slob.
"Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Achmed!
I hate his wives!
Original Lyrics:
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
"Cool to Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got you down to give you lip,
Being positive's so unhip
Original Lyrics:
I'll cut you down and give you lip,
being positive's so unhip
"Cool to Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks
And I hate the geese
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
"Cool to Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks and I hate the geese.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.
"Crossroads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find that Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Find that path alone
"Crossroads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you'll have to trade your ass away
Original Lyrics:
Now you'll have to trade your past away
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my Wayo, all my strings, rip it out, start again
Original Lyrics:
All my Will, all my strength, rip it out, start again
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my whale
Hold my strength
Rip it off
Start again.
Original Lyrics:
All my will
All my strength
Rip it out
Start again.
"Defy You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my women,
Hold my strength,
Whip it out,
Start again
Original Lyrics:
All my will,
All my strength,
Rip it out,
Start again
"Dirty Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all a bloody kind of taste.
Original Lyrics:
It's all a cloudy kind of daze.
"Dirty Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
She reminds me
I'm no fire.
Original Lyrics:
She mocks me
I'm no fighter.
"Dirty Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was me, I'm on fire
Original Lyrics:
She mocks me, I'm no fighter
"Genocide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong everday
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog to get by
"Genocide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong every day
All I want is T and A.
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog, every day
On our fellow man we prey.
"Genocide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donky Kong everyday
In our barrels we just play
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog everyday
On our fellow man we prey
"Genocide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doug E. Doug every day.
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog every day.
"Genocide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you like my shepherd's pie.
Original Lyrics:
Hope you like my genocide.
"Get It Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like all of your friends
You tell yourself
There's got to be a better way
But I lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling
Pre-mall prodigy
Original Lyrics:
Like Holden Caulfield, I tell myself
There's got to be a better way
Then I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
Dream of brighter days.
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Phil! And Phil likes
Original Lyrics:
And it feels! And it feels like
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels, and it feels like Harry's cell phone away.
Original Lyrics:
And it feels, and it feels like Heaven's so far away.
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you f*** a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And if I could trade
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black roses and heavy rings
Original Lyrics:
Black roses and hail Marys
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black roses and red herrings
Original Lyrics:
Black roses and hail Mary's.
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you f*** a train? I would
Original Lyrics:
And if I could trade I would
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach to this guy
Original Lyrics:
I reach to the sky
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The longest phone call
Original Lyrics:
The world is so cold.
"Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is Stone Cold's
Original Lyrics:
The world is so cold
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broccoli Occupation is where you go
Original Lyrics:
Your own Preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got cold feet and it's startin' to show.
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paranoid at people and it's startin' to snow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paranoid of people at a Stalin show
Original Lyrics:
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steamin' out my head
And can hardly eat my cake.
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take.
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head's cut loose but my shirt is tight
Original Lyrics:
My head's all loose but my shoes are tight
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are streamers in my hair
And its more than I can take
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
And it's no more than I can take
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's streamers in my head
and it's more than I can say
Original Lyrics:
There's demons in my head
and it's more than I can take
"Hammerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Original Lyrics:
Through you all my aim is true.
"Hammerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Original Lyrics:
Through you all, my aim is true.
"Have You Ever?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling, I'm calling.
Original Lyrics:
Falling, I'm falling.
"Have You Ever?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling, I'm falling.
Original Lyrics:
Falling, I'm falling.
"Have You Ever?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Collin, I'm Collin.
Original Lyrics:
Falling, I'm falling.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a buck forty.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are a lot, but hey...
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a large boiled egg.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are alot, but hey.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
His baby momma
She eats too slow.
Original Lyrics:
His baby momma
She ain't so slow.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it´s like a drug
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
"Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole world is getting ripped, I said
Consequences are on my poor head.
Original Lyrics:
All the world is gettin' with I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
"Huck it"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here he was full of feet
With the friend who had a hand that squeek
All the toxic chocolate bombs
He see
Original Lyrics:
Hitting walls for a fee
With our friends and we hear this free
All the dogs, dropping bombs
He see
"Huck it"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need the testicles
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to justify
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get shout to me now
Original Lyrics:
Can't catch up to me now
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Jews.
Original Lyrics:
And I choose.
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dan Marino.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Amarillo.
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
My memory, oh
Original Lyrics:
I'm Amarillo.
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not you.
Original Lyrics:
I choose.
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze from the bottles
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze with the vatos
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Sucking juice from a bottle
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Drinkin' booze with the vatos.
"It'll Be A Long Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagles and beets, while sentences bleat.
Original Lyrics:
Egos will feed, while citizens bleed.
"Kick Him When He's Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking whities down
Original Lyrics:
Kick him when he's down
"Kick Him When He's Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red gumdrops,
little red braids
Original Lyrics:
When the rain comes,
I sit home and pray
"Killboy Powerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kneel, boy, bow your head
Original Lyrics:
Killboy Powerhead
"Killboy Powerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy without a head
Original Lyrics:
Killboy powerhead
"Killerboy Powerhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the Boy out of here
Original Lyrics:
Killerboy Powerhead
"L.A.P.D"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like being gay, I like being gay
Original Lyrics:
L.A.P.D, L.A.P.D
"LAPD"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like big t***.
Original Lyrics:
L.A.P.D.
"Living In A Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get horny
Original Lyrics:
Get on it
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a son son
And it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song
And it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a sing-song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotto phones home and it goes like this!
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta sad song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta swan song and it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle belly Jean
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no Palentine.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no bullet chain.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no butt in jeans.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Nitro (Youth Energy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't gonna live with Audrey.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't gonna live it for me.
"No Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said don't fuck in here, Joe
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no fucking hero
"One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a cowboy yeah
Original Lyrics:
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy yeah
"One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this life it seems to glow when we're hangin' with the pros
When we're cheerin' and we're gonna dis his clothes
Original Lyrics:
Now excitement seems to grow when we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Strohs
"One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the time just seems to glow
When we'r hanging with the bro's
When we'r cheering and when no one keeps the score.
Original Lyrics:
Now excitement seems to grow
When we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aboriginal Prankster
Original Lyrics:
Original Prankster
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bust an udder
Original Lyrics:
Bust out yeah
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, Crime, Francine's the leader
Original Lyrics:
Crime, Crime, Fine Sensamillia
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rocking like Gennarino.
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die, die, cry, cry
Original Lyrics:
Time, time, crime, crime
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a Hummer.
Original Lyrics:
Lies lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a h****r
Tried, tried
From a little hoochie momma.
Original Lyrics:
Lies, lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries, tries
B***in' little hoochie mommas.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what the laymen say.
Original Lyrics:
That's what the main man say.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you'll see the common day
When it chokes on you, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you see there comes a day
When the joke's on you, yeah.
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta bust out, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna bust out on it.
"Prerry Fly For A White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do that thing you do.
Original Lyrics:
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa you know you can always go on regulate
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lisa, you know you can always grow up in the lake.
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm lady Di on a Jedi.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
This was a song parody, and not likely misheard.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy.
or
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a wanker.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girls say:a pretty fly for a white guy
Original Lyrics:
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always go and regulate
or
At least you know you can always go out and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow a hicky hey!
or
For you know you can always grow up anyway
or
You know, you can always go and break a leg!
or
At least you know you can go home and get laid
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go home if you're late
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go out an' get laid.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go out nakedly.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always grow a hairy leg!
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on thinking Hey
Original Lyrics:
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in he's own mind, he's, a hypocrite.
or
But in his own mind, he's, he's a dopey trip.
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's the doofus trip
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the coolest kid.
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the
He's the Dilbert strip
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind, he's the
he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything he likes, well he makes up big denial.
Original Lyrics:
Everthing he lacks, well he makes up in denial.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you know Wayne
Original Lyrics:
For you, no way
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's it done.
Original Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's getting ink done.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the - king of dopin' strips!
Original Lyrics:
He's the - He's the dopest trip!
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the toughest hip.
Original Lyrics:
He's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey do that pretty thing
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey, do that freaky thing!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that franky trank.
or
Hey, hey, do that funky thang.
or
Hey, hey. do that hanky pank.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In his own mind it's the, it's the jogger's trip.
Original Lyrics:
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Indon London Loudon Lodon
Original Lyrics:
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
'Gunter glieben glauchen globen' is originally from Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages" and according to the Def Leppard FAQ, it's total gibberish.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get some marijuana bees-ah.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masterbate!
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a Lao guy
Original Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't be beat, play it straight.
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate, a player straight.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't eat bait
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't eat meat
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So guilty face, Dire Straits
You know he really doesn't get laid anyway
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate, a player straight
You he really doesn't get it anyway
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't drink,
just throw your cup in the sink
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't rate,
just overcompensate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world eats one-eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is our pizza,
so come on and do the pretty thing.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabe's
So, hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed pizza.
or
The world loves one eyed fleas ah.
or
The world loves one eyed peas.
Original Lyrics:
The world loves wannabes ah.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed fleas ah
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world loves wannabe's ah
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one-eyed pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs horny bees.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabees.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one Ibiza.
Original Lyrics:
The world need wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one Ibiza.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed bees.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed pigeons
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed pizza
The world loves one-eyed pizza
Let's get some more one-eyed pizza
Hey, hey do the brand new thing.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one of me
or
The world needs one-eyed pizza
or
The world needs one-eyed peas
or
The world needs water pizza
or
The world needs water pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs water-bees
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabe's
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs what I'll be.
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna kiss his little ass
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna kick his lily ass
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cincco, 626.
Original Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, ses
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always go on thinking hay.
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always grow a rinky leg
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always grow up and get laid.
Original Lyrics:
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can always grow on Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
Original Lyrics:
You'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can always grow a rinky leg
Original Lyrics:
You know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
the world is a one eyed pizza
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do that Britney thing.
Original Lyrics:
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty sly for a white guy.
Original Lyrics:
Pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the swirlies say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid.
Original Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get some more one-eyed bees.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hey! Hey! Do that friggin thing!
Original Lyrics:
So hey! hey! Do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Come on and do that brainy game!
Original Lyrics:
The world loves a wannabe so
Let's get some more wannabes, ah
Come on and do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world needs one-eyed beasts
Original Lyrics:
The world needs wanna-bes
"Pretty Fly For a White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick his silly a**.
Original Lyrics:
Kick his lily a**.
"Pretty Fly For a White huy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a doogan's trap
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a dopey trip
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
In his own mind he said drop the devil on him
Original Lyrics:
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey do that crappy thing
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late this little b*tch
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate this little bit
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b****
It happens more than I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch!
It happens more than I like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Now I relate this a bit
It happens more than I like to admit
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby dove, I drooled on Steve.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweed.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I really think it's Marilyn's way
Original Lyrics:
But I really think it's better this way
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a heeb.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dream
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around 10 times a day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10 time today
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll around for the catch of the day.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tenth time today.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
I took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tense sunny day
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the 10th time today
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker when it comes to p**sy (read p**ssiiieee)
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve
Took her back and made her deserve.
Original Lyrics:
She came over, I lost my nerve. Took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more you f*** her
The more it shows you really care.
Original Lyrics:
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care.
"Self Esteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b****
Happens more, then I'd like to admit.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit.
From the Offspring official website.
"Self-Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
Original Lyrics:
I'll relate
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
"Self-Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little b****.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'll relate, this little bit.
"Self-Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got milk on my sleeve
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem
"Self-Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got myself a steamboat.
Original Lyrics:
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem-Oh...
"Self-Esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I am not a dweeb
I am just a sucker when it comes to p****y.
Original Lyrics:
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.
"She's Got Issues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man she's got issues
And I've gotta pee.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay.
"She's Got Issues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man, she's got issues.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, she's got issues.
"She's Got Issues"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got baggy Janets of the emotional kind
Original Lyrics:
She's got baggage, and it's of the emotional kind
"She's Got Issues"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got bitches, and I've gone insane
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
Original Lyrics:
She's got issues, and I'm gonna pay
"Smash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light.
Original Lyrics:
I am alive.
"So Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the ground tell me the weather, Allah surrounded, but not all tgether
Don't be so randy, don't be so alone
Original Lyrics:
Look at the ground, tell me whether, all are surrounded, but not all together
Don't be surrounded, don't be so alone
"Spare me the details"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hound
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hoe
"Special Delivery"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna f*ck with me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna suffer, man
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dogs will smother me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna fall for me
"Staring At The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, love is like a ride on the freeway.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Staring At The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a rat on a freeway.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Tehran"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain said you'll all die, die.
Original Lyrics:
The captain said kill or die, die.
"The End of The Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunry I think of Mayan kings
Original Lyrics:
I weep and think of brighter days
"The Kid's Aren't Allright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shadow tree
Original Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
"The Kid's Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are cyrin' about the laugh award.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caz has grown
Nothing's free.
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Channel Z
Original Lyrics:
Shattered dreams
Peter Andrew Stanton adds: "Channel Z was the radio station on which I heard the song the first few times".
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick committed suicide.
or
Chet committed suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickenman tried suicide
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she got down and had a couple of kids
Original Lyrics:
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Stacey dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse's gone
Original Lyrics:
Chances blown
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Josh plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
Original Lyrics:
Just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monster lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark still lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at home cuz he's got no job
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home cuz he's got no job
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russell's at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing time, hard to see
Original Lyrics:
Still it's hard, hard to see
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
Prove our dream reality
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
The cruellest dream, reality
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
janie's gone nothing's real fighting for liberty
Original Lyrics:
chances thrown, nothing's free, longning for what used to be
"The Kids Arent Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still is hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still its hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
"The Meaning of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boney M, Boney M
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, oh yeah
"The Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The new six footer
Original Lyrics:
The noose has fallen.
"The Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The news is funny
And all my friends are corny.
Original Lyrics:
The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling.
"Vultures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down below, gets so gross.
Original Lyrics:
Down below, cancer grows.
"Walla Walla"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause under his arm was a big cigar
Original Lyrics:
'cause under you're arm was a VCR
"Walla Walla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got four walls on your 24-hour-day
God-stinkin'-pen, yes!
Original Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
"Walla Walla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, marijuana, I'll smoke it when I wanna, wanna.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, in Walla, I'll see you in Walla Walla.
"Walla Walla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the apartment that you burnt all right.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the apartment that you burglarized.
"Walla Walla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-day
D*** God, stinking a** bag!
Original Lyrics:
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
"Want You Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Completely
mistreat me
Original Lyrics:
Complete me,
Mistreat me
"Want You Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a Flannel, Sue!
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a bowl of soup.
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you in a final suit
Original Lyrics:
I want you in a vinyl suit
"Way Down The Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** your parents day.
Original Lyrics:
F*** up just like your parents did.
"Way Down The Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the stone inside the tooth
Original Lyrics:
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the story it'but true
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
He runs his head through the phone.
Original Lyrics:
He works his hands to the bone.
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pay, I will pay, on delay
Original Lyrics:
I won't pay, I won't, ahhh no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail Away, Sail Away
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, no way
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away.
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way.
"Why Don't You Get A Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away,
Sail away, away
Original Lyrics:
Say no way,
Say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away
Hannah why don't you get a job?
Original Lyrics:
Say no way, say no way,
Na na why don't you get a job?
"self esteem"
Misheard Lyrics:
An hour late, this little bitch.
It happens more then I'd like to admit
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll relate, this little bit.
It happens more then I'd like to admit

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