Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> NOFX
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for NOFX that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 24 misheard song lyrics for NOFX on amIright currently.
"All Outta Angst"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all outta eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I'm all outta angst.
"Bottles To The Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more round, then he falls to the ground.
Original Lyrics:
One more round, then it's bottles to the ground.
"Buggley Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did ya ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Baldy Lee?
Original Lyrics:
Did ya ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley?
"Buggley Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did ya ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Buggley?
And wake up with Buggley?
Original Lyrics:
Did ya ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
"Clams Have Feeling To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plants have feelings, too.
Original Lyrics:
Clams have feelings, too.
"Dinosaurs Will Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prehistoric music industry
Creeping into greater dawn.
Creeping into greater dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Prehistoric music industry
Three feet in La Brea tar.
Three feet in La Brea tar.
"Don't Call Me White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could it be some magic generating the mess we're in?
Original Lyrics:
Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?
"Herojuana"
Misheard Lyrics:
If god created bread supplies that I find at abuse,
then who the f**k are you to judge me?
then who the f**k are you to judge me?
Original Lyrics:
If god created plants and buds that I find and abuse,
then who the f**k are you to judge me?
then who the f**k are you to judge me?
"I Wanna Be Your Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enveloping a home
Original Lyrics:
Envelope me, I'm home
"Linoleum"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Johnny Bravo pisses on my floor
Original Lyrics:
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
"Linoleum"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a tiny blob who p***es on my floor.
Original Lyrics:
And a dog named Dog who p***es on my floor.
"Liza And Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took his c*** and drove it through the ceiling.
Original Lyrics:
She took his car and drove it to the city.
"Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew my t**s like bubble gum.
Pigs make me c**.
Pigs make me c**.
Original Lyrics:
Treat my c*** like bubble gum.
B****, make me c**.
B****, make me c**.
"Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows that girls just want to have fun
F***ing in the sun turning me on.
F***ing in the sun turning me on.
Original Lyrics:
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia.
With four piercings on each side of her labia.
"Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of Grandmas who Dont Wear their Bras
Original Lyrics:
Millions of Brainwashed must open their eyes
"Olympia, Wa"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ran into freaks, what a weekend
These girls took us to the funhouse.
These girls took us to the funhouse.
Original Lyrics:
Ran into three Puerto Ricans
These girls took us to the funhouse.
These girls took us to the funhouse.
"Something Stickin' In My Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's some chicken in my eye
Original Lyrics:
There's somethin stickin in my eye
"Soul Doubt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sold out
Original Lyrics:
I got soul doubt
"Sticken In My Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel unusual for thinking
Original Lyrics:
I feel like usual for bacon
"The Black And White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Erotic images of breasts
Original Lyrics:
Erotic images oppress
"The Brews"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night, we'll be drinkin' many Ziewiec.
Original Lyrics:
Friday night, we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz.
Ziewiec, pronounce as: shevietz (or something like it). It's a nice beer from Poland.
"The Brews"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, we're the brews
Smoke some weed and drink while we cruise.
Smoke some weed and drink while we cruise.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, we're the brews
Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos.
Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos.
"Theme From a NOFX Album"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're professional plumbers, we come from the southern..
Original Lyrics:
We're professional punkers, we come from the suburbs..
"Vincent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Starry, starry night
Paint your pal blue and gay.
Paint your pal blue and gay.
Original Lyrics:
Starry, starry night
Paint your pallete blue and grey.
Paint your pallete blue and grey.
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