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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Nitty Gritty Dirt Band on amIright currently.

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"American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I seen you naked in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
I see Jamaica in the moonlight
"American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll split the diference
Go to Coke and not rum
Original Lyrics:
We'll split the difference
Go to Coconut Grove
"American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll split the difference for a Coke and a roll
Original Lyrics:
We'll split the difference, go to Coconut Grove
"American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's as easy as closing your eyes
And dream Jamaica is a pygmy on size.
Original Lyrics:
When it's as easy as closing your eyes
And dream Jamaica is a big neon sign.
"American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why laugh at American dream?
Original Lyrics:
VoilĂ , an American dream.
"Cadillac Ranch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a pickled dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a big old dinosaur
"Fishin' In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Fall in the water and get eaten by a shark.
Original Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Lyin' on our backs and countin' the stars.
"Fishin' In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me going poopin' in the dark, wipin' our bums with scraps of bark.
Original Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Lyin' on our backs and countin' the stars.
"Fishing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me goin' fishing in the garden.
Original Lyrics:
You and me goin' fishing in the dark.
"House on Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked the lawn
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked alone
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Meanie Mumbo jangled and he danced with me.
Original Lyrics:
I met a man, Bojangles, and he danced for me.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Meanie Mumbo jangled and he danced with me.
Original Lyrics:
I met a man, Bojangles, and he danced for me.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After twenty years he still breathes.
Original Lyrics:
After twenty years he still grieved.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As he spoke right out
Original Lyrics:
As the smoke ran out
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the smoke ran out
Original Lyrics:
As he spoke right out
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the smoke ran up
Original Lyrics:
As he spoke right out
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He crapped his pants, and did a dance.
Original Lyrics:
He grabbed his pants, a better stance.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He grabbed his pants, in fettered stance.
Original Lyrics:
He grabbed his pants, a better stance.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looked at me through beady eyes of fish.
Original Lyrics:
He looked to me to be the eyes of age.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a man Bojangles and he danced a jig.
or
I met a man Bojangles and he danced a storm.
Original Lyrics:
I met a man Bojangles and he'd danced for you.
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met him in Salem, New Orleans, I was
Original Lyrics:
I met him in a cell in New Orleans, I was
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Turbo Jangles
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Bojangles
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Most my time is spent behind these county bars
Hot drinks of beer
Original Lyrics:
Most my time is spent behind these county bars
'Cause I drinks a bit
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Poached Eggs
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Bojangles
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Poached Egg
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Bojangles
"Mr. Bojangles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog often died, he often died
After twenty years he still agrees.
Original Lyrics:
His dog up and died, up and died
After 20 years, he still grieves.
"Ripplin' Waters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid, Spock, you're a little late
Original Lyrics:
on a frayed spot, put a little lace

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