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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nine Inch Nails that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 269 misheard song lyrics for Nine Inch Nails on amIright currently.

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"Big Man With A Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me a Big Gulp, too, and I
I like to have fun.
Original Lyrics:
Got me a big old d**k and I
I like to have fun.
"Big Man With A Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me a big goatee
and I like it to have fun
Original Lyrics:
Got me a big ol' dick
and I like to have fun
"Big Man With A Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk like a f***ing seal
I've got the power!
Original Lyrics:
I'm hard as f***ing steel
And I've got the power.
"Big Man With a Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me a big goat dick and I like to have fun
Original Lyrics:
Got me a big old dick and I like to have fun
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
F****d up sheep all on display
With all your lives f****d up around you.
Original Lyrics:
Flock of sheep out on display
Saw your lives burned up around you.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna burn a**hole, wow, turn
Original Lyrics:
I gonna burn this whole world down
"Came Back Haunted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** is leaking and your mouth is wide
Original Lyrics:
The throat is deep and the mouth is wide
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me get away from my shelf
Original Lyrics:
Help me get away from myself
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me go and play with myself
Original Lyrics:
Help me get away from myself
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me think I'm somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
Help me become somebody else.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me think of somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
Help me become somebody else.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am your Easter Bunny.
Original Lyrics:
You are my reason.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke my heart from inside
Original Lyrics:
I broke apart my insides
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink the honey
With a spatula.
Original Lyrics:
I drink the honey
Inside your hive.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink your money, it's full of dimes.
Original Lyrics:
I drink the honey inside your hive.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna (mumble mumble) ammo!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal!
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like The Alamo.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an MRI
or
I wana f*** you like an antelope
My whole existence is gone.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an arrow.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an elephant.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an elf.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an owl.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f**k you like an animal,
I want an eel running in your insides
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f**k you like an animal,
I want to feel you from the inside
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna floss you like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna funk you like an animal
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a duck shaped like a triangle.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an enema.
Original Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like in animé.
Original Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an animal.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna cut you like an animal
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f#@k you like an animal
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's success I can smell
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your sex I can sell.
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole existence is gone.
Original Lyrics:
My whole existence is flawed.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some sex I can smell.
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my a** in your face.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my absence of faith.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my ice cream and cake.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my absence of faith.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my insulation
You can have the heat that it brings
You can have my asbestos flakes
You can have my herbal tea.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help my 'sation
You can't help the hate that it brings
You can't help my essence of faith
You can't help what works for me.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help my ovulation.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have the violation
You have the desecration
You have the penetration
you have the consiccation.
Original Lyrics:
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you.
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me breakfast
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me high-pitched
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me upset,
help me pick on somebody else
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect,
help me become somebody else
"Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be perfect
Help me think I'm somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big bad ghoul's gonna eat me up someday.
Original Lyrics:
A big black hole's gonna eat me up someday.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back stair
Disrepair
Original Lyrics:
Blank stare
Disrepair
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backstab this repair
There's a big bad ghoul
Gonna eat me up some day.
Original Lyrics:
Blank stare, disrepair
There's a big black hole
Gonna eat me up someday.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn x8
Original Lyrics:
Deep x8
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could feel all the bells and the bricks
Original Lyrics:
If I could feel all the pins and the pricks
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could feel all the pimps and the bricks
Original Lyrics:
If I could feel all the pins and the pricks
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big bad goat
Gonna eat me up some day.
Original Lyrics:
There's a big black hole
Gonna eat me up some day.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big black girl
Gonna eat me up someday.
Original Lyrics:
There's a big black hole
Gonna eat me up someday.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big black hole
Gonna beat me up someday.
Original Lyrics:
There's a big black hole
Gonna eat me up someday.
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like there's probably wanna get back again
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like there's a part of me that I wanna get back again
"Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like there's probably wanna get back again
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like there's a part of me that I wanna get back again
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
3D house of vomit
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call myself a butthead.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes of a puppet
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a party
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
How is everybody? (All-right!)
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deserve a bullet.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be so freakin' strong.
I used to know my right from wrong.
I used to never be afraid.
I used to be so funny.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be so big and strong.
I used to know my right from wrong.
I used to never be afraid.
I used to be somebody.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to wear a bonnet, now I wear a hat
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it now I'm down in it
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at the ballet
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at the buffet.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at the party
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
How is everybody
or
I was on the potty
or
I was at the party
or
I was a papaya
or
Promise of a puppet
or
I was in a Muppet
or
I was in a Muppet
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it now I'm down in it
This is Trent's attempt at a rap, Hip-hop song.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was living in a haystack on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
I was swimming in the haze, now I crawl on the ground.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was of a body
Now my down itch
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it
Now I'm down in it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was of the valley.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was on the Muppets.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was up a bullet.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was up a bunny
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will serve the bunnies.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a bonnet.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an epiglottis.
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, I'm down spinach.
Original Lyrics:
Now, I'm down in it.
"Down In It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why was somethin' funny?
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down in It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was up a buttocks
Original Lyrics:
I was up above it.
"Down in It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just then a tiny little duck caught my eye
Original Lyrics:
Just then a tiny little dot caught me eye.
"Eraser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close me!
Original Lyrics:
Lose me!
"Every Day Is Exactly the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I used to have a porpoise
And then again that might have been a dream.
Original Lyrics:
I think I used to have a purpose
And then again that might have been a dream.
"Everyday Is Exactly the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I used to have a porpoise
Original Lyrics:
I thought I used to have purpose
"Gave Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand up. It's nice to meet you!
Original Lyrics:
Smashed up what I believe in
"Gave up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one to blame, no one to save
Original Lyrics:
No one to blame, always the same
"Getting Smaller" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hands-uh flipped up, flipped up, flipped
I got my head on a spring.
Original Lyrics:
I got my arms flip, flop, flip, flop, flip
I got my head on a spring.
"Getting Smaller" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That I can beat myself off with
Original Lyrics:
That I can beat myself up with
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A penis
Original Lyrics:
Happiness
When Trent whispers at the end of the song
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First Grade!
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams!
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First grades!!!
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams!!!
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell slaves!!!
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams!
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex craze
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex freak!
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams!
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap me
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slash grades
Happiness in Sodomy
Original Lyrics:
Slave screams
Happiness in slavery
"Happiness In Slavery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste's Great!
Original Lyrics:
Slave Screams
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark like a troll
Original Lyrics:
Black as your soul
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown town before the one you serve.
Original Lyrics:
Bow down before the one you serve.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
God Lenny I'll do anything for you
Original Lyrics:
God money I'll do anything for you
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
God Money, let's go dance on the back sub route.
or
God Money, let's go dance on the back bus route.
Original Lyrics:
God Money, let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
God money let's go prancing on the back sofa brooms
Original Lyrics:
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money I'll do anything for you
Original Lyrics:
God money I'll do anything for you
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money lets go dancing on the backs of the booze
Original Lyrics:
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money, let's go dancin' down at old Moulin Rouge
Original Lyrics:
God money, let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money, let's go dancin' on the backs of broods.
Original Lyrics:
God money, let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money
Original Lyrics:
God money
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head like a hole,
worse than your soul
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole,
black as your soul
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head like a hole
Black azure soul.
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole
Black as your soul.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headlight for home
Back at your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control.
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heart like a ho
or
Head like a ho
or
Heart like a whore
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit like a hole
Cat's got your soul.
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole
Black as your soul.
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot like a ho
or
Hung like a horse
Original Lyrics:
Head like a hole
"Head Like A Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go dancing with the back sofa crew.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
"Head Like a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown
Original Lyrics:
Bow down
"Head Like a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down before the one you serve
Original Lyrics:
Bow down before the one you serve
"Head Like a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got mommy
Original Lyrics:
Got money
"Heresy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He shoved his own shit
Original Lyrics:
He sowed his eyes shut
"Heresy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw his eyes shut.
Original Lyrics:
He sowed his eyes shut.
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice cream every now and then.
Original Lyrics:
I scream every now and then.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear this crown of shap
Upon my idol's chair.
Original Lyrics:
I wear this crown of s***
Upon my liar's chair.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would kill myself, I would find a way.
Original Lyrics:
I would keep myself, I would find a way.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get stood up
There a million miles away
I would kick myself
I would fly away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Swedish friend
Original Lyrics:
My sweetest friend
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Sweedish friend
Original Lyrics:
My sweetest friend
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My impiral darts
Original Lyrics:
My empire of dirts
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My impiral darts
Original Lyrics:
My empire of dirt
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what have I done
My Swedish friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beatles vault a pole.
Original Lyrics:
The needle tears a hole.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire could start again a million miles away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again, a million miles away
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my swedish fish?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all, my empowerative tart.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all, my empire of dirt.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could happen, oh
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.
"Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of turds.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.
"I Do Not Want This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna pee everywhere!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be everywhere!
"La Mer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anime puppet hoowa
Original Lyrics:
A rien pa peut arrete moi
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, come, come
You've gotta feel me up.
Original Lyrics:
Come, come, come
You've gotta fill me up.
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I threw the f***ing dice.
Original Lyrics:
Look through these blackened eyes.
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My newt speaks Spanish.
Original Lyrics:
My lips may promise.
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a mental a**.
Original Lyrics:
This isn't meant to last.
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a mental blast
Original Lyrics:
This isn't meant to last
"Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a mental house.
Original Lyrics:
This isn't meant to last.
"Less Than"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or is this what was wrong with you?
Are you listening?
Original Lyrics:
Did it fix what was wrong with you?
Are you less than?
"Love Is Not Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it hides in the dark like the weather vane
Original Lyrics:
Well, it hides in the dark like the withering vein.
"March Of The Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the pigs go 'round and 'round.
Original Lyrics:
All the pigs are all lined up.
"March Of The Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna break you
I wanna smash you
I wanna f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna break it up
I wanna smash it up
I wanna f*** it up.
"March Of The Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna whip you
I wanna beat you.
Original Lyrics:
I want a little bit
I want a piece of it.
"March Of The Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The President makes you feel better
The big time fun tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight.
"March of the Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it smell just like cheddar?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it make you feel better?
"Meet Your Master"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calm Down Julien, it'll make it go faster
Original Lyrics:
Count down to the end, gotta make it come faster.
"Meet Your Master"
Misheard Lyrics:
G**d***, Julian!
Can we make it go faster?
Original Lyrics:
Count down to the end
Gotta make it come faster.
"Meet Your Master"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damn Julien, gotta make me c** faster.
Original Lyrics:
Count down to the end, gotta make it come faster.
"Memorabilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the times I passed through.
Original Lyrics:
All the towns I passed through.
"Memorabilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you know about Christ
Original Lyrics:
What do your nipples look like
The fact of the matter is with these misheard lyrics is that Trent Reznor refuses to tell his fans which is correct. Among the three 'often heard' lyrics are: 'What do you know about Christ?', 'What do your nipples look like?', and 'What do you think God looks like?'
"Memorablia"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do your dead folks look like?
Original Lyrics:
What do your nipples look like?
"Mr Self Destruct" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's start self destruct.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Self Destruct
"Mr. Self Destruct" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bush around the hole.
Original Lyrics:
I am the pusher, I'm a whore.
"No, You Don't"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your filthy little worn out broken down seafood stall
Original Lyrics:
In your filthy little worn out broken down see-through soul
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** wart
Need a d***.
Original Lyrics:
And it worked
Yes, it did.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
At The Works
Yes, it is.
or
On the words
Yes, I did!
Original Lyrics:
And it worked
Yes, it did!
'The Works' is the engine workshop in the 'Thomas The Tank Engine' stories.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just beat you up to hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I just made you up to hurt myself.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just couldn't ignore, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I just couldn't leave it alone.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just did not want to hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I just made you up to hurt myself.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need to want to hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I just made you up to hurt myself.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm becoming Rastafarian as days go by.
Original Lyrics:
I'm becoming less defined as days go by.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm becoming less defined as days go by.
Original Lyrics:
I'm becoming less to find as days go by.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no barbeque
There is only meat.
Original Lyrics:
There is no f***ing you
There is only me.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no poo, there is only pee.
Original Lyrics:
There is no you, there is only me.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no two, there is only three.
Original Lyrics:
There is no you, there is only me.
"Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just make me want to hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I just made you up to hurt myself.
"Reptile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She leaves a trail of money
To show me where she's been.
Original Lyrics:
She leaves a trail of honey
To show me where she's been.
"Reptile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my beautiful liar.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my beautiful liar!
"Right Where It Belongs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all the world you think you know
Is an in a lab or a dream?
Original Lyrics:
What if all the world you think you know
Is an elaborate dream?
"Right Where It Belongs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep looking, but you can't find the woods
Are they hiding in the trees?
or
Now your hiding in the trees.
or
Now you're hiding in your dreams.
or
Now you're hiding in retreat.
Original Lyrics:
You keep looking, but you can't find the words
While you're hiding in the trees.
"Ringfinger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just dying for your sins and eating to the cause
Original Lyrics:
I am just dying for your sins, and aiding to the cause
"Ruiner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And what you gave to me
My perfect little stars.
Original Lyrics:
And what you gave to me
My perfect ring of scars.
"Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an F-A-G to be disgraced.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an effigy to be disgraced.
"Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an effigy to beat his face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an effigy to be disgraced.
"Something I Can Never Have"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make this ball go away
I just want pumpkins I can never have.
Original Lyrics:
You make this all go away
I just want something I can never have.
"Starf***ers, Inc." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have arrived in this town
You should believe the hype.
Original Lyrics:
I have arrived and this time
You should believe the hype.
"Starf***ers, Inc." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I need it all
I'm moving jugs of whiz.
Original Lyrics:
Now I belong
I'm one of the chosen ones.
"Starf***ers, Inc." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skull-f***ers!
Original Lyrics:
Starf***ers!
"Starf**kers, Inc." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have the rottenest time you should believe the hype
Original Lyrics:
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
"Starfuckers, Inc." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Starsuckers
Original Lyrics:
Starfuckers
Based loosely off of the Rolling Stones' 'Star Star,' the incorrect lyrics are only heard if you are listening to a censored copy of the song (which also, inherently, changes the offensive title).
"Starsuckers, Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
I have arrived and this time you should believe the height
Original Lyrics:
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
"Starsuckers, Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's really not so bad you know
Once you get past the taste (excuses)
Original Lyrics:
It's really not so bad you know
Once you get past the taste (asskisser)
"Suck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psyche!
Original Lyrics:
Suck!
"Suck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucker!
or
Suck up!
Original Lyrics:
Suck!
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my fist
I got my pain
I've got a prolapsed rectum.
Original Lyrics:
I got my fist
I got my pain
I got survivalism.
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my pride f***ing up and I got my fist
I got my pain, I got survivalism.
Original Lyrics:
I got my propaganda and I got my fist
I got my plan, I got survivalism.
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my violence and I also got botulism.
Original Lyrics:
I got my violence and I got ultra-realism.
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my violence in Hi-Def ultra-realism
Original Lyrics:
I got my violence and I got ultra-realism.
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my fish
I've got my plant
I've got Survivalism!
Original Lyrics:
I got my fist
I got my plan
I got survivalism.
"Survivalism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my purple kingdom, I've got revisionism.
Original Lyrics:
I got my propaganda, I got revisionism.
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camel eye
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead or alive
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroin lies
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll need your promises
Your promises and lies, down the line.
Original Lyrics:
I believed your promises
Your promises and lies. terrible lie.
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the lie, Caroline
or
Tell 'em a lie
or
Lord of the flys
or
Turn off the lies
or
Tow the Line
or
Turn off the light
or
Table wine
or
Table wine
Original Lyrics:
Terrible Lie, Terrible lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the lie!
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie!
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telluride
or
Satellite
or
Tell a lie
or
Tell me why
Original Lyrics:
Terrible Lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terrible pie
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terrifing Lines
Terrifing Lines
Original Lyrics:
Terrible Lie
Terrible Lie
"Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
toe the line
Original Lyrics:
terrible lie
"The Becoming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I beat my own sheep
Original Lyrics:
I beat my machine
"The Becoming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't give up
You won't be dead g*****n
There's no place inside my hand.
Original Lyrics:
It won't give up
It wants me dead, g*****n
This noise inside my head.
"The Collector" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Pit Bull and I will swallow it all
Original Lyrics:
I am a Good Boy and I will swallow it all
"The Collector" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm trying to open up my fly.
Original Lyrics:
I'm trying to open my mouth wide.
"The Day The Whole World Went Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The plaster face forced to partake all the insides left cold and grey
Original Lyrics:
The plastic face forced to portray all the insides left cold and grey
"The Fragile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let two fall apart.
Original Lyrics:
I won't let you fall apart.
"The Fragile"
Misheard Lyrics:
She shines in a world full of broken glass
Original Lyrics:
She shines in a world full of ugliness
"The Fragile"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll build a wall
To keep your mother on the other side.
Original Lyrics:
I'll build a wall
And we can keep them on the other side.
"The Hand That Feeds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the blood which we dine
Just to fight in the name of the holy and the divine.
Original Lyrics:
For the blood on which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine.
"The Hand That Feeds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So unease I keep holding on
To what I want to believe.
Original Lyrics:
So naïve to keep holding on
To what I want to believe.
"The Hand That Feeds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if this hole contains a charade
And my handed hole has a price to pay
For the blood which we died
To find the name holy and divine.
Original Lyrics:
What if this whole crusade's a charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood on which we dine justified
In the name of the holy and the divine.
"The Hand That Feeds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if this hole contains a charade?
Original Lyrics:
What if this whole crusade's a charade?
"The Hand That Feeds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you bite the hand that feeds Jews?
Original Lyrics:
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
"The Line Begins To Blur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These four eyes I have got
Original Lyrics:
As far as I have gone
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head but my head is on navaline.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head but my head is unravelling.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head, but my head is on Neverland.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head, but my head is unravelling.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head, but my head is on half a link.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head, but my head is unraveling.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the truth when I'm all stupidized.
Original Lyrics:
I see the truth when I'm all stupid-eyed.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not as much fun to pick on the p***y.
Original Lyrics:
It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
My butt wants to say hello to you
My pee-pee wants to get inside of you.
Original Lyrics:
My blood just wants to say hello to you
My feelings want to get inside of you
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog wants to say hello to you
Original Lyrics:
My blood just wants to say hello to you
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
My soul is so afraid to realize
How very little of it is spent on me.
Original Lyrics:
My soul is so afraid to realize
How very little there is left of me.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you,
it's not as much fun to pick up the pizza
Original Lyrics:
Without you,
it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick on the bassist.
Original Lyrics:
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perfect rug
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perfect shrub
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perfect truck
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perfect truck
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perfection
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perspex slug
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the perspex thug
Original Lyrics:
You are the perfect drug
"The Perfect Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your retching dragon's shaking me.
Original Lyrics:
You're wrenching, dragging, shaking me.
"We're In This Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
The deeper the womb, I'm inside you.
Original Lyrics:
The deeper the wound, I'm inside you.
"We're In This Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
The father of all, I'm inside you.
Original Lyrics:
The farther I fall, I'm beside you.
"We're In This Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing this together
Original Lyrics:
We're in this together.
"Where Is Everybody?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's speeding up
Or muscling down.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's speeding up
Or am I slowing down?
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down and fart.
Original Lyrics:
Fall down real far.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling young drinkin booze
Now there's somthing f***ed up
I could do just something real, just something true
Just somthing real, this ones for you
I'm one without a soul
I'm one with just a f***ing hole
No new tattletale
On my way to Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I put my faith in God and my trust in you
Now there's nothing more f***ed up
I could do wish there was something real, wish there was something true
Wish there was something real in this world full of you
I'm the one without a soul
I'm the one with this big f***ing hole
No new tale to tell
Twenty-six years on my way to Hell.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess what? F*** you!
Original Lyrics:
This world full of you.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
No new tale to tell
26 shivers on my way to Hell.
Original Lyrics:
No new tale to tell
26 years on my way to Hell.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Bud's for you.
Original Lyrics:
This world full of you.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
We Share in Something real, We Share in Something True, that's right F**K you.
Original Lyrics:
Wish there was something real, wish there was something true, in this world full of you.
"Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
We share something real, we share something true.
Original Lyrics:
Wish there was something real, wish there was something true.
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the teeth thud.
or
With the teeth thug
Original Lyrics:
With teeth
If you're wondering how I got four words out of two, in the song Trent Reznor sings the words like 'with-uh teeth-uh'.
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes soup better than everything you've tried.
Original Lyrics:
She makes you better than everything you've tried.
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet the teeth, uh.
Original Lyrics:
With-a teeth, ah.
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet vegeta
Original Lyrics:
With-a teeth-a
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whip the teacher
Original Lyrics:
With-uh teeth-uh
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who left the TV on?
Original Lyrics:
With the teeth, ah
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Latifah
Original Lyrics:
With the teeth
"With Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With-a Kiefer!
Original Lyrics:
With-a teeth-a!
"You Know What You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a passion for cracks
In the wall that I have to hide.
Original Lyrics:
I had to patch up the cracks
And the holes that I have to hide.

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