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There are 78 misheard song lyrics for Nightwish on amIright currently.

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"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the blood, and the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug, end the pain.
"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the blood, and the pain
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug, end the pain.
"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man
Slaughter to slaughter
Dust to dust
Original Lyrics:
Man to man
Soldier to soldier
Dust to dust
"7 Days To The Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the city of boobs
Original Lyrics:
In the city of fools
"Amaranth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caress the one
The Nefer-Fading rain in your heart
The Jesus' snow-white Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
Caress the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
The tears of snow-white sorrow.
"Amaranth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrots that wander
Never faiding, raiding your heart
And Jesus' snow-white Zorro
Carrots that wander
Hiding M&M's in a lamb
Arthur they bray.
Original Lyrics:
Caress the one, the Never-Fading
Rain in your heart - the tears of snow-white sorrow
Caress the one, the hiding amaranth
In a land of daybreak.
"Angels Fall First"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farewell, no words to say
Beside the growths on your brain.
Original Lyrics:
Farewell, no words to say
Beside the cross on your grave.
"Astral Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
They cry of b****.
Original Lyrics:
A bridal bed
"Bare Grace Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little munchkin eating in the snow
Original Lyrics:
A Little Match Girl freezing in the snow
Apparently 'The Little Match Girl' is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Anderson where a little girl selling matches dies out in the cold.
"Bare Grace Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bare grace misery
Original Lyrics:
Bare naked memory
"Bare Grace Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little munchkin freezing in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Little match girl freezing in the snow.
"Beauty & The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
However cold the wind and rain
I'll be there to p*** on your grave.
Original Lyrics:
However cold the wind and rain
I'll be there to ease up your pain.
"Beauty Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the beast, v***** beast
Original Lyrics:
Beware the beast, but enjoy the feast.
"Bye Bye Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you wear the ring that I wrought you?
Did you wear the lizard to watch me play?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever read what I wrote you?
Did you ever listen to what we played?
"Bye Bye Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to die for true love.
Original Lyrics:
I need to die to feel alive.
"Creek Mary's Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once we were here
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time, it's a gay bar, this land.
Original Lyrics:
Once we were here
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time itself gave us this land.
"Crownless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Irish live in Ireland
Original Lyrics:
Iron sharpens iron
"Dead Boy's Poem"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's already compost, paid and down.
Original Lyrics:
It's already composed, played and told.
"Dead Boy's Poem"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's already compost, paid and down.
Original Lyrics:
It's already composed, played and told.
"Dead Boy's Poem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk within my palm tree.
Original Lyrics:
Walk within my poetry.
"Dead Gardnes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The play is dumb.
Original Lyrics:
The play is done.
"Dead To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit tight, he will return to die in me again
We wing the cloth, hidden birth, truly, Century Child
Who gave us life, but to the wonderful me?
Original Lyrics:
As he died, he will return to die in me again
Weaving the cloth, giving birth to the Century child
Who gave his life not for the world, but for me?
"Dead To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We made it, yet so uninvited
Those words sent to Bisol.
Original Lyrics:
Remaining, yet still uninvited
Those words scented my soul.
"Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A great Jew drank a Mountain Dew
For you wanted to pay for the image of God.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Great Blue, breath the morning dew
For you are the cradle for the image of God.
"Elvenpath"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bath under my bare feet
The Elvenbath
Original Lyrics:
The path under my bare feet
The Elvenpath
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
It will and it burns.
Original Lyrics:
It will end with a birth.
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
It will and it hurts.
Original Lyrics:
It will end with a birth.
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end of all hope
To lose the chiled face.
Original Lyrics:
This is the end of all hope
To lose the child, the face.
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
The million without a fay
Original Lyrics:
Mandylion without a face
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the mustard?
Original Lyrics:
In Heaven, my masterpiece
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
head in my mustand, peace will finally become.
Original Lyrics:
In Heaven, my masterpiece will finally be done.
"Ever Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
My song did a dreary jig.
Original Lyrics:
Bosom for a teary cheek.
"Feel For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty call from the grave
Beauty worm in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Barely cold in her grave
Barely warm in my bed
"Forever Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night, I wish you to come
So I'll be forever yours.
Original Lyrics:
My time is yet to come
So I'll be forever yours.
"Higher Than Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red sun rising
Drown without inhaling
Revealing the Dark Lord's heart.
Original Lyrics:
Red sun rising
Drown without inhaling
Within, the dark holds hard.
"I Wish I Had An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a day job.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had an angel.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut me with your knife.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me with your love.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone with my seals.
Original Lyrics:
Gone with my sins.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a river between
The pages 2 and 3.
Original Lyrics:
My flower, withered between
The pages 2 and 3.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with my seeds.
Original Lyrics:
Gone with my sins.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My doggie's bark lost in the park.
Original Lyrics:
My loving heart lost in the dark.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
for shooting rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For stupid rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For surface rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
One cent for all
And not for once.
Original Lyrics:
Once and for all
And all for once.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Sleep with angels.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is me
Fall forever.
Original Lyrics:
This is me
For forever.
"Nymphomaniac Fantasia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the womb between your eggs
Original Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the wound between your legs
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
About the bills and how to pay
Original Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away
The Telly Tubbies come to play.
Original Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away
For ten long years, he'll count the days.
"Planet Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself from manifold Americans
Save yoyrself and let them suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself, a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer.
"Planet Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself from manifold Americans
Save yourself and let them suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer.
"Planet Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself, our daddy caught a fairy man.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself, a penny for the ferryman.
"Planet Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself, our daddy caught a fairy-man.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman.
"Romanticide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy hunting, you taco-faced carnie fart.
Original Lyrics:
Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore.
"Sahara"
Misheard Lyrics:
1001 nights of sin
The feelings of fun and the keen
Original Lyrics:
1001 nights unseen
The philosopher and the queen
"She Is My Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it, depart.
Original Lyrics:
Take heed, Dear Heart.
"Slaying the Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a stake! Through my heart
And drag queen in the sunlight.
Original Lyrics:
Put a stake! Through my heart
And drag me into sunlight.
"Slaying the Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The great wine sorrow there
And I'm tired too
I truly raped you all!
Original Lyrics:
Ther great ones are all dead
And I'm tired too
I truly hate you all!
"The Riddler"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish to be toast.
Original Lyrics:
I wish to be touched.
"The Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay there with a violin, playing to the seas.
Original Lyrics:
A lady with a violin playing to the seals
"Tutankhamen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice me to the Care Bear.
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen.
"Tutankhamen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice me to the carrot.
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen.
"Tutankhamen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it off, Tutankhamen.
Original Lyrics:
Treasure of Tutankhamen
"Wanderlust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding the dolphins
Asking them out.
Original Lyrics:
Riding the dolphins
Asking the mountains.
"Wish I Had An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had your angel
You were to marry your dog!
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone.
"Wish I Had An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I`m in love with my lust
Turning weed to angel dust.
Original Lyrics:
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust.
"Wish I Had An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old lies there thy heart
Old lies there, thy father.
Original Lyrics:
Old loves they die hard
Old lies, they die harder.
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard! Horrendous!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Aprentice!
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard, the radio!
Original Lyrics:
Master, apprentice!
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster! A dentist
Original Lyrics:
Master apprentice
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster, a dentist hard porn, Steven Seagal
Original Lyrics:
Master, apprentice heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bear breath.
Original Lyrics:
Elbereth
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the sign, humble only heart.
Original Lyrics:
Distant sigh from a lonely heart.
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master! A dentist!
Hardcore seven-seater!
Warrior! Despiting!
In me British monster!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Hard-porn, seventh seeker
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master, apprentice
Hard-core, seven-seater
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zebra
Original Lyrics:
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Once album at Amazon.com
Oceanborn album at Amazon.com
Century Child album at Amazon.com
Wishmaster album at Amazon.com
Angels Fall First album at Amazon.com
Over the Hills & Far Away album at Amazon.com
Siren album at Amazon.com
Tales From the Elvenpath album at Amazon.com
Nightwish 1997-2001 album at Amazon.com
Once album at Amazon.com
 
 
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