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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nickelback that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 293 misheard song lyrics for Nickelback on amIright currently.

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"Animals"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I tried to tell her dad
It was her mum that I was kissing.
Original Lyrics:
As I tried to tell her dad
It was her mouth that I was kissing.
"Animals"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I'm driving like I'm black.
Original Lyrics:
I, I'm driving black on black.
"Another Hole In The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a tern
You'd rather leave than live and learn!
Original Lyrics:
Your turn
You'd rather leave than live and learn!
"Believe It Or Not" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Savin' a life every time the world turns upside down
Original Lyrics:
Seen it a lot every time the world turns upside down
"Breathe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I feel it
We're out of bean dip
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
Original Lyrics:
Now I feel it
Feel like I've been there
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
"Burn It To The Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dealer just tipped me
Original Lyrics:
Tequila just hit me
"Burn It To The Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going out tonight, to kick a hairy light
Original Lyrics:
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
"Do This Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't buy this lime you're selling
Original Lyrics:
Won't buy this line you're selling
"Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
All because Old Joe ran.
Original Lyrics:
All of hell to hold your hand.
"Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of them to hold your hand
Original Lyrics:
All the hell to hold your hand.
"Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand all
Heather to hold your hand.
Original Lyrics:
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of Hell to hold your hand.
Cameron adds: "I don't have a girlfriend Heather, either." [Ed.'s note: Which is surprising considering your other entries with her name on them.]
"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where in hands is this Spanish shirt?
Original Lyrics:
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where it lands is where it should.
"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like, every time I turn around,
I fall in love and find my heart face down and,
Where the hell is my spaceship?
Original Lyrics:
It's like, every time I turn around,
I fall in love and find my heart face down and,
Where it lands, is where it should!
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the tan that's on your meat.
Original Lyrics:
I like your pants around your feet.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the wax stains on your dress.
Original Lyrics:
I like the white stains on your dress.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the wine stains on your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I like the white stains on your dress.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the wine stains on your dress.
Original Lyrics:
I like the white stains on your dress.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your panties 'round your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I like your pants around your feet.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I liked your pants around your ankles.
Original Lyrics:
I like your pants around your feet.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the breakfast on your chest.
Original Lyrics:
I love the freckles on your chest.
"Figured You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know who you are
So what does it matter?
Just be who you are.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out.
"Flat On The Floor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For ten minutes, I've been laying fat on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
In ten minutes, I'll be laying out flat on the floor.
"Follow You Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gwen Stefani, you ho.
Original Lyrics:
Just to follow you home.
"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so high, I can hear her voice.
I'm so high, I can hear her voice.
Oh, but heaven, no heaven don't hear me...
Original Lyrics:
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
But Heaven, no Heaven don't hear me.
"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their washing us, their washing us
Original Lyrics:
They're watching us, they're watching us.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"Not on you", said Saury
Won't seem like a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For havin' you a heart worth breakin'
And I been wrong
I've been down
to the bottom of every bottle
These worlds in my head
Sing "Are we avvin' for you?"
or
Sing "Are we happy for you?"
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause 'Little Women' must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Little Women must've been what killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause an little thing and damn that killed you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause any woman must have damned and killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause being a woman must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause city women must have d*mn near killed you.
or
'Cause slimmer women must have d*mn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause elvin women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everyone there must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause little women must have barely accused you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause little women must have barely accused you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause little women must've damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause living with women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause other women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause stupid women must have near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when I went it must've damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz Little Women must've damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz livin' with me must've damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz being a woman must have d**n near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz livin' with me must have d**n near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz seven women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Little Women' must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause seven women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause sleeping with me must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(At) least I'm not mistaken.
For heaven you're a heart worth breaking
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...Whoaaa, California
Original Lyrics:
...Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Simple Simon and a sense of failure.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A whore's wilting in a different story.
Original Lyrics:
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Woody Allen for yea
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, we haven't done yet.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always hated a wise man,
Couldn't care less about a poor mans feelings.
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An alcoholic for you
or
I'll be heaven for you.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Heaven forbid.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been wrong I've been down
but, your the bottom of every bottle
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down,
into the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been wrong I've been down
To the bottom of every bottom.
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Bring to the bottle room every bottle.
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottom
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've done wrong I've been bad
Been to the bottom of the fairy bottle.
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it must have been so bad
'Cause little women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
And it must have been so bad
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it must've been so bad,
'cause little women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
And it must've been so bad,
'cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it must've been so bad
'Cause laying women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
And it must've been so bad
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we having funny ears?
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been to the bottom of every bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before Heather knew her heart was breaking.
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I knew I had a heart worth breaking.
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casino women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause Little Women musta damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Cause livin with me musta damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause living with me must've been there killed you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't cut it as a poor man's feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet?'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite words in my head
Surrender reality for you.
or
Despite words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a black man
or
Died of licking on a black man
or
Dido lickin on a black man
or
Dido lickin on a black man
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For Heaven knew your heart was breaking.
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breakin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For handing you a heart with bacon
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For renting you a heart worth breaking
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
This whole song is full of stuff I misheard, but this is funniest one.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't cut it as a poor man's feelie.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't make it on a poor man's feeling
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I push wind on a different story.
Original Lyrics:
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pushed wind on a different story.
Original Lyrics:
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw salmon and I sense them feeding.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was waiting but I'm in no hurry
Original Lyrics:
I was waiting on a different story
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be out in four years.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm forlorn in my head,
Screaming 'We haven't f*cked yet!'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head,
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick inside without a sense of feeling.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of sin without a sense of feeling.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of sun without a sense of peeling.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been down
To the bottom of Harry Potter.
Original Lyrics:
I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been up, I've been down
I'm in the middle of every battle.
Original Lyrics:
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wrong,
I've been down, to the bottom of every bottom.
Original Lyrics:
I've been wrong,
I've been down, to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of the fairy bottle.
Original Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down
But you're the bottom of every bottle.
Original Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been dumped
Into the bottom of every bottle
Original Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wrong, up and down
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
Original Lyrics:
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In spite words in my head
Scream our reality yet.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this reality for you?
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been so bad
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
It must have been so bad
Cuz' living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been so bad cuz 'Little Women' must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
It must have been so bad cuz living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It screams words in my head Sings 'No we haven't fallen yet'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head Scream 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
The other women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not worse in my head
Scream on, we haven't fought yet.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe Paraszczuk must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the words in my head
scream 'and we havent for years'
or
Despite words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the words in my head
scream 'and we havent for years'
Original Lyrics:
Five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little women must have aimed and killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss thy mum? She's staking!
Four head on you; your heart would break in.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mixed by words in my head
Scream my reality for yeah.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My favor in women must've damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made it as a blind man
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made it as a white man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a black man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made it as a white man.
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man's feelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we haven't for years.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we haven't found yet!
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Heaven forgets.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Heaven forgives.
Original Lyrics:
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor heaven! You're a heart worth breaking!
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say are you info ya ya
Original Lyrics:
Scream are you havin fun yet
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream 'Do you ever forget?'
Original Lyrics:
Scream 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream how we haven't f***ed yet.
Original Lyrics:
Scream, 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream, 'Are we having funyons?'
Original Lyrics:
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick inside without a sense of feeling
Original Lyrics:
Sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of standin' with a sense of feeling
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slayin' women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping with him must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping with me must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Cuz' living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight on realathon, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"realathon"...is that a mix of the words "reality" and "telethon"?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Star Wars in my head still our reality form, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The men and women must've damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Cause living with me must've damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's waiting, but that's a different story.
Original Lyrics:
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These 5 words in my head scream everything out for years yeah yeah yeah no no
Original Lyrics:
These 5 words in my head scream are we having fun yet? yet? yet? no no
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These fire words in my head
Scream like we haven't for years.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words in my head are screaming I am happy for you
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head scream ' are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words in my head street monkey, having fun yet?
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Have we had enough yet?!'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?!'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words in my head
'Mom, are we having fun yet?'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Oh, we haven't fooled you!'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These foul words in my head
Scream a reality for you
Yeah, yeah, a reality for you.
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
Yet, yet, are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They put words in my head
Saying realle upon you
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They stuck worms in my ass
Original Lyrics:
They stuck words in my head
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how you remind me of my ideal man.
Original Lyrics:
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how you remind me that I hate Mr. M.
Original Lyrics:
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how you rewind me
Original Lyrics:
This is how you remind me
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why your behinds on me like a little hen.
Original Lyrics:
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm for steakin'.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
Poor Hannah knew her heart was breaking.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For giving you a heart that's breaking
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm stinking
Fourth Avenue heart worth breaking
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For having you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm stinking
Original Lyrics:
This time I was mistaken
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I've mistaken
For having a head worth breakin'.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time, I get spankings.
Original Lyrics:
This time, I'm mistaken.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time, I was thinking
Before Hannah knew a heart was breaking.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those little women must have damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a black man
Sickle cell without a sense of feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
Sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a black man
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a black man
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a lineman
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living with a black man
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the bottom of every bottom
Original Lyrics:
To the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ever heard of hard wood breaking
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knew you had a heart worth breaking?
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah girl, you're a babe worth raping!
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah are we Californian
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah are we having fun yet
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You put words in my head
Cream are we having fun yet?
Original Lyrics:
These 5 words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stuck words in my head
Saying, 'We haven't forget.'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"I'll Come for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm tweeting.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm bleeding.
"If Everyone Cared"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everyone shared and swallowed the bride
then we'd see the way that she died
Original Lyrics:
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
then we'd see the day that nobody died
"If Everyone Cared"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everyone shared and swallowed the bride
Original Lyrics:
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
"If Everyone Cared"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sonic, Man I, I'm alive
(I'm alive)
Sonic, Man I, I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
Singing, "Amen I, I'm alive"
(I'm alive)
Singing, "Amen I, I'm alive"
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Evil pictures in the grass!
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
Original Lyrics:
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
That first step you take is the longest drive
Original Lyrics:
That first step you take is the longest stride
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old bitches in the past?
Original Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old bitches in the past
Original Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Evil bitches in the past
Original Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
If you're going to show someone this song and that person is sensitive to swears, warn them up front about this lyric.
"Just For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to take his a** out.
Original Lyrics:
I want to take his eyes out.
"Learn How To Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not like I need to defend or b*** anyone.
Original Lyrics:
Not like I need to depend upon anyone.
"Money Bought" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what your money bought
It's all she's got
Keep your dog money
Shave your mom and daddy.
Original Lyrics:
Look what your money bought
It's all she's got
It keeps her company
Straight from mom and daddy.
"Never Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Collision his head.
Original Lyrics:
Clenching his hands.
"Never Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It starts to sting as it starts to smell.
Original Lyrics:
It starts to sting as it starts to swell.
"Never Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to run when you see him clicking his hands.
Original Lyrics:
It's time to run when you see him clenching his hands.
"Next Contestant"
Misheard Lyrics:
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
All fool assholes coming on to her
Original Lyrics:
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
"Next Contestant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that your hand on my good friend?
Original Lyrics:
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
'What the hell?', as Bon Jovi said.
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I bet the President oughta fixed it up.
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Think the prisoners had fixed it up
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Think the present owner fixed it up
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Been to prison, oughta fix it up.
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I went to school
Most of the girls had better things to do
Craving a record that was broken twice
I must have done it up a dozen times
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
Oh god, I got a whole verse wrong. I must either be deaf or maybe it's just....mumbly.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancel first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did his eyes get so red?
And what the hell did his Bon Jovi said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our a** get so red?
And what the h*** has Aunt Joey said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the h*** is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And 'What the h***?', Aunt Joey said.
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the h*** is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so wet?
And what the hell has Bon Jovi said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the photo of the present I was looking for
Original Lyrics:
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the photo of the prison I was looking for
Original Lyrics:
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a photo that was printed on my bedroom floor.
Original Lyrics:
I got the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have got an "F" a dozen times
Original Lyrics:
I must have done it half a dozen times
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that prison ought to fix me up.
or
I think the prison outa fix it up.
Original Lyrics:
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think the prison owner fixed it up.
Original Lyrics:
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to say it, dying to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken's the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She'd had a few kisses from some men
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a few kids since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nevous that I nearly p***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody got mudered out.
Original Lyrics:
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cops mated us mangled out
They say somebody went and burned his house.
or
The cops hated us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
Original Lyrics:
The cops seeing us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and murdered down.
Original Lyrics:
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Killed the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the heck did Bon Jovi said?
or
What the hell is on Jodi's head?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the hell is Bon Jovi's head?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And living in ten buses, driving fifteen cars.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in tour buses driving fifteen cars.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop busses driving fifteen cars.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And ride in hilltop buses driving fifteen cars.
or
'Cause we just wanna be big rock stars
Live in entire boxes, driving fifteen cars.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a big black chair with a bathroom in it.
Original Lyrics:
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the brightest rooms
With the latest dictionary into pieces soon.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up dead.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
Look at me I pee with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hang out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's zoot suits.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary or
Today's zoo-zoo
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Pictionary of
Today's new zoo
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and some big zou-zous.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand new a** on an episode of 'Friends'
Original Lyrics:
Brand new house on an episode of 'Cribs'
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every Good Gold-Digger is going to wind up dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up bare.
Original Lyrics:
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna date a set of foams that loves to blow my money for me.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm gonna dress my a** with the ladies fashion.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm gonna dress my a** with the latest fashion.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to sing those songs that bend the senses
OR
I'm going to sing those songs that'll fend the senses.
OR
I'm going to sing those songs that'll blend the senses.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that'll bend the sexes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gunna cut a lot of grass
So I can eat my meals for free.
Original Lyrics:
Sign a lot of autographs
So I can eat my meals for free.
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's sing 'em all night so I can get on the road
Original Lyrics:
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girls gone lazy and the drugs come cheap
Original Lyrics:
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the latest dictionary
and we'll play zu-zoom
Original Lyrics:
With the latest dictionary of
Today's Who's Who
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll leave the sluts behind me
Original Lyrics:
And I'll leave this life behind me
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heather's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings, I'm fallin'
And all I see is you.
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And no ice cream for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh, I scream for you.
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma's sled is an 18 story.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of an 18 story.
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Risen gates won't open up for me.
Original Lyrics:
Prison gates won't open up for me.
"Savin' Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rain keeps fallin', fallin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'.
"Shakin' Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll take your money, make you twice as hard as anyone can
Original Lyrics:
She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can
Either way, it fits, right!?
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And trench on the table
Original Lyrics:
And try to turn the tables
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't think it's Kool-Aid.
Original Lyrics:
But don't think it's too late.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How the h***'d we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
The crap on the table.
Original Lyrics:
How the h***'d we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
With you on the table?
Original Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able?
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you wanna rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you wanna read my head
or
I know you wanna ring away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want a railway.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want a ring to wear.
Original Lyrics:
I know your wondering when...
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want to ree away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wandering around.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wandering away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wondering away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a papercrack knob hole.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the stories plain, I like this.
Original Lyrics:
Now the stories played out like this.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna get it right
But not right now, I know you're wandering away.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you wander the railway.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, gonna make it all right
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna be all right, but not right now.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right, but not right now.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you wanna break wind.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday sun hour
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why weren't we able to see the Seinfeld we missed?
Original Lyrics:
Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed?
"The Long Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an Andy McFitz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Original Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
"The Long Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending named Fritz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Original Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the sands of life are dirt.
Original Lyrics:
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the sands were lavender.
Original Lyrics:
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the sands were lined with guilt.
Original Lyrics:
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the sex were lined with guilt.
Original Lyrics:
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And mother's hands and soothing meals
And there's caffeine on these trees.
Original Lyrics:
And mother's hands are serving meals
In a cafe on Main Street.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master P
Original Lyrics:
Mouths to feed
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oral sex with Laura Dern.
Original Lyrics:
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid, stupid, stupid
Original Lyrics:
It's too bad, it's too bad, it's too bad.
"Too Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With master feet
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
or
With mass defeat
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
or
With Master P
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
Original Lyrics:
With mouths to feed
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
"When We Stand Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
But just like a hobbit, the drumbeat carries on.
Original Lyrics:
But just like a heartbeat, the drumbeat carries on.
"Where Do I Hide?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for escape goat
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a scapegoat
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dime, a dime, a dime, a dime, and not a day was spent.
Original Lyrics:
A tiny church, a tiny town, and not a tear was spent.
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came along and told this woman about me
Looks like she found me,
and I know why I ate that shit
that I cooked up this morning
Original Lyrics:
You came along and tore this wall down around me
Looks like you found me...
now I know why I felt like shit
when I woke up this morning
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came along and tore this war bed around me.
Original Lyrics:
You came along and tore this world out around me.
"Worthy To Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can smell chicken down by the weathered dock.
Original Lyrics:
You can smell it; you can tell by the way they talk.

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